I would have EXCELSIORS with all this ILXors (phase 2 for the nu year)

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g-child!!!!!

lex pretend (lex pretend), Saturday, 6 January 2007 14:18 (seventeen years ago) link

seems like it's Jessie the Monster that keeps associating and interacting w/ You've Got Scourage On Your Breath more than vice-versa

RJG (RJG), Saturday, 6 January 2007 14:20 (seventeen years ago) link

(XXXXXXP) Oh don't be disingenuous, there are lots of reasons to post photos other than the overly specific wanting to be told how pretty you are by people you don't necessarily know. Lots of the pics aren't even pretty or sexy in a purposeful, posed way that would benefit their subjects with any dependability -- you never know when you post a casual image whether someone's going to decide it looks GOOD or BAD! (Tho it's different when there are obviously posed or cheesecake-style shots, I'll grant.) So you smile for the camera at some drunken holiday party and stick the photo up because it's part of being known, having an identity -- or what passes for it on the internet.

Laurel (Laurel), Saturday, 6 January 2007 14:23 (seventeen years ago) link

laurel u r very pretty

underwater ghost ship picture (skowly), Saturday, 6 January 2007 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link

[a bit sorry for this because I am sick of ethan baiting every single european guy but roffles have no conscience]

tuomas i know he doesnt look like the black people you're used to seeing in tintin but i can assure you dangermouse is a black dude

-- and what (an...), January 6th, 2007. (later)

Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 6 January 2007 15:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I like the idea of Ethan burning Tintin books.

reverto levidensis (blueski), Saturday, 6 January 2007 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

I bought my mother a digital camera. She called me, weeping, saying that the camera was giving her headaches, causing blurry vision, etc.
"I can't understand it!"

-- aimurchie (kpcollin...), January 5th, 2007 3:31 AM. (aimurchie) (later)

=== temporary username === (Mark C), Saturday, 6 January 2007 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Evan, stand a little closer and say that again.

Laurel (Laurel), Saturday, 6 January 2007 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't even remember why I have a wagon wheel headboard

-- Curt1s (curtis.stephen...), January 5th, 2007 11:50 PM. (Curtis Stephens) (later) (link)

because you may have mentioned to ty pennington that you kind of like cowboys?

-- mahalo 4 ur kokua (goforgrad...), January 5th, 2007 11:51 PM. (grady) (later) (link)

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 6 January 2007 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link

I occasionally post on the WDYLL thread to update everyone on what my hair is like this month, since I have made that an extremely important topic in ILX history.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Saturday, 6 January 2007 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

What's your hair like this month?

=== temporary username === (Mark C), Saturday, 6 January 2007 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I haven't done anything to it yet, was thinking of dying it a new color. Will post if done--watch this space!! :D

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Saturday, 6 January 2007 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

KeefW, can you program an SMS alert service into the new ILX code so everyone can be alerted as soon as those new hair color pics are uploaded?

StanM (StanM), Saturday, 6 January 2007 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

:-)

CreepM (StanM), Saturday, 6 January 2007 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.aabostonlimo.com/images/high-school-prom.jpg

am0n (am0n), Saturday, 6 January 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I was told that Julianne Moore did the ping pong ball trick in this movie, but when I saw it it was a real let-down.

-- The Yellow Kid (TheYellowKi...) (webmail), January 6th, 2007. (link)

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Saturday, 6 January 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

"momofuku" - what Momus says to his Japanese groupies before boinkage

-- timmy tannin (timmytanni...) (webmail), January 6th, 2007 6:21 AM. (pompous) (later) (link)

mahalo 4 ur kokua (grady), Sunday, 7 January 2007 01:56 (seventeen years ago) link

the guy from mastadon came to my job a couple weeks ago with his girlfriend to see rudolph the red nosed reindeer

-- and what (an...), January 7th, 2007. (later)

i knew cuz all my co-workers were like omg its dude from mastodon just like when i got all excited when ma$e's wife & kids came

-- and what (an...), January 7th, 2007. (later)

omg do you work at the north pole??

-- s1ocki (slytus...), January 7th, 2007. (later)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 7 January 2007 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

(from ade)

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Sunday, 7 January 2007 18:42 (seventeen years ago) link

"If black people are so good, how come Paul Weller's not black, huh?"
-- Dom Passantino (juror...) (webmail), Yesterday 5:54 PM. (Dom Passantino) (link)

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Monday, 8 January 2007 04:56 (seventeen years ago) link

(regarding second life:)

yeah that was my first try, it was on @ friend's account and neither of us really knew how to do anything but i found this flamingo and i copied it and made it really big and aqua and then i put it on top of my friend's house made out of american flags to block people's view of the strip club next door but then when i teleported the flamingo was following me so i was the guy who had a huge aqua flamingo flowing him around while we were looking to buy a penis and we ended up at this sex mall and this message kept playing build it good, make it sexy then we met this guy called the utopia urchin perks lancaster - it was pretty sweet.
xp

-- jhoshea (totalwizar...) (webmail), January 7th, 2007 12:30 PM.

mahalo 4 ur kokua (grady), Monday, 8 January 2007 05:28 (seventeen years ago) link

the "xp" makes it

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 8 January 2007 05:43 (seventeen years ago) link


"Did they go with Nigel Godrich again? I hope not."
Why not?

-- Nigel (sellout...) (webmail), January 8th, 2007. (Nigel) (later)

AWKWARD
-- s1ocki (slytus...) (webmail), January 8th, 2007. (slutsky) (later)

Jena (JenaP), Monday, 8 January 2007 06:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Selleck has a vagina over his mouth.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (soto.alfre...), January 8th, 2007 12:45 PM. (Alfred Soto) (later)

first time for everything!

-- Haikunym (zinogu...), January 8th, 2007 12:47 PM. (Haikunym) (later)

do i have to draw you a diaphragm (Rock Hardy), Monday, 8 January 2007 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Arf, length of posts officially outpaces interest in conversation. :(
-- nabisco (--...), January 8th, 2007.

ha! now you know how it feels dude
-- VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (whateve...), January 8th, 2007.

Edward III (edward iii), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNbe0YWXUuc&eurl=
-- a_p (a|e...), Today 2:36 PM. (a_p) (later) (link)

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/6882/fmhal6.jpg
-- Brian Miller (yourjobisyourcredi...), Today 2:57 PM. (Brian Miller) (later) (link)

a_p (a_p), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

looks like Arsenio Hall in his "Chunky A" fat suit

how useful is latebloomer? really, really fucking useful! (latebloomer), Monday, 8 January 2007 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

holy effin' crap gypsy mothra I didn't know that was you!

-- Haikunym (zinogu...)

dude he linked to red state reader on ile like MONTHS ago

-- and what (an...), January 9th, 2007. (later)

Not everyone reads every post on ilx, eaymc.

-- N.i.c.o.l.e (pl...), January 9th, 2007. (later)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:07 (seventeen years ago) link

ILX- where observational comedy goes to die.

-- Dom Passantino (juror...), January 9th, 2007 4:30 PM. (Dom Passantino)

Look, it's Dom Passantino! Ha ha!

I see what you mean.

-- Bhumibol Adulyadej (starrysdarkmaterial...), January 9th, 2007 4:31 PM. (Lucretia My Reflection)

lex pretend (lex pretend), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

iBrator

-- The Android Cat (djperr...) (webmail), Today 6:43 AM. (Dan Perry) (link)

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 9 January 2007 23:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Several people have told me that I should die because I don't like certain video games, or I suggested they be more polite to new folks(granted, I stopped being polite to that person when they refused).
It's common sense that the basic rules of civil discourse(including turnabout) apply.

-- Watery G Tornado (...), January 6th, 2007 5:00 AM. (The GZeus)

Bullshit. I don't think anyone wished death on you. You were unpleasant, couldn't handle being disagreed with and incapable of engaging with anyone. Dan gave you countless chances to explain yourself or calm down, even TOM BOT was patient! Any disagreement led to you blowing up and attacking all and sundry on the thread. You lack common sense, manners and any kind of restraint.

Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 11:04 (seventeen years ago) link

that's not funny

Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 11:14 (seventeen years ago) link

truth is serious business

electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 11:14 (seventeen years ago) link

plz to rename thread to

I would have MEDIOCRIOR with all this ILXors

:-/

StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 11:25 (seventeen years ago) link

This thread has wasted a really good EXCELSIOR title. Bastards.

onimo (onimo), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 11:26 (seventeen years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00008AOX3.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

-- passiflora incarnata (jb...), January 10th, 2007.

that cover is kind of creepy. why does michelle williams look all chubby? why does katie holmes look like jennifer garner? why does guy who plays pacey look like a B+ hs senior year art project? why would anyone hire van der beek?

-- sunny successor agrees: gay dad always trumps slutty mom (sunnysuccesso...), January 10th, 2007.

latebloomer da nutty tarkovsky (latebloomer), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 14:18 (seventeen years ago) link

New Apple Lust Objects onwards

reverto levidensis (blueski), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 14:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I like how that movie is so confident it feels like it can tell ROCK AND ROLL what to do

-- TOMB07 (tombo...) (webmail), January 10th, 2007 3:10 PM. (TOMBOT) (later) (link)

On Airheads thread

you win again, gravity! (tissp), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link

i remember that one where some millionaires have to go and live in hackney, and pretend to be poor people

joke... forming...

-- the original hauntology blogging crew (miltonpinsk...), January 10th, 2007 2:46 PM. (Enrique) (later)

=== temporary username === (Mark C), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

But are the rams being mounted always giving their consent? Do two bleats really mean one bleat?
-- reverto levidensis (n...), January 10th, 2007 5:30 AM. (blueski)

stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:02 (seventeen years ago) link

NED

LISTEN CAREFULLY

I HATE YOU

I AM SHAKING MY FIST AT THE COMPUTER SCREEN NOW, IT WOULD BE MORE EFFECTIVE IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY HERE AND I COULD SHAKE MY FIST AT YOU, BUT I'LL HAVE TO MAKE DO WITH WHAT I'VE GOT

-- The Android Cat (djperry@...

Cats!

-- Ned Raggett (ned@...

Not that this was your intention, but I read that and substituted 'FIST' for 'COCK' and 'COMPUTER SCREEN' for 'CHILD'S FACE' and got even MORE creeped out.

-- aldo_cowpat (aldo.cowpat@...

(edited, obviously)

emil.y (emil.y), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm trying to get in the mindset of the dudes on the receiving end of the call when their bro tells them, "yo let's jump this choir"

-- ‘•’u (speed.to.roa...) (webmail), January 10th, 2007. (link)

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

[from the iPhone thread]

you use the two-fingered spread-apart gesture to “stretch” the image larger

can't think of any uses for... oh dear

-- Bodyrox feat. Luciano Pavarotti (...), Today 3:49 PM. (fandango) (later)

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:49 (seventeen years ago) link

no, I could just stroll up to the bar, casually slip my arm around some hot chick, announce that "all this situation lacks is some pussy", go on to explain that "I've had nineteen years and eleven months of no sex, but I wouldn't describe myself as 'not up for it'", before finishing it off with a simple plea of "Bang Louis Jagger".

it is sure to succeed.

-- poppage ahoy (papiermachealamphibia...), Today 9:13 PM. (Haberdager) (later) (link)

stet (stet), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:52 (seventeen years ago) link

[Thread title: STUFF I HATE]

86. Hyperbole, especially with regard to how great/funny something is.
-- Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr...), January 9th, 2007 6:11 AM. (scarymonsterrr) (later) (link) (admin)


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ugh hyperbole is the WORST.
-- s1ocki (slytus...), January 9th, 2007 7:14 AM. (slutsky) (later) (link) (admin)

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:35 (seventeen years ago) link

It's like when my family went to Disneyworld for the first time. My sister and I were all like "Who the fuck is Mr. Toad and how did his ride get so wild?"

-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...), January 10th, 2007 5:54 PM. (Pleasant Plains ///)

baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 23:01 (seventeen years ago) link

haha awesome

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 23:28 (seventeen years ago) link

is poppage ahoy seriously dude's username? cause it caused roffles round here.

Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Thursday, 11 January 2007 00:41 (seventeen years ago) link

you ever read a sentence and understand exactly what it means, but you wish you didn't?

‘•’u (gear), Thursday, 11 January 2007 00:49 (seventeen years ago) link


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