Come with me, come to the land of batshit rightwing cartoonists

I got mixed up on Illinois & Missouri mostly. God they have NO SHAPE at ALL. Kentucky, tho = classic.

Illinois is like a dagger. Missouri pokes holes into other states.

They're both kind of shaped like melted candles that were originally crafted by some kid at a pioneer festival booth.

How many wooden varnished clocks have been made to look like Montana? It's even big enough to have a thermometer glued to the side.

I know Sedaris has that story about the Oregon clocks.

all those ones out west are just squares

missouri got character

It touches more states than any other besides Tennessee.

A fact which was drilled into our heads for the two years I went to grade school in Tennessee, like Missouri was going to get uppity and try to steal their spot.

Missouri shouldn't be allowed to include Kentucky since you can't drive there directly.

http://www.patriotart.com/images/12_10_07/EcoClaus.jpg

you will not crucify mankind on a cross of compact fluorescent light bulbs!

Taking a brief stroll thru the TownHall toons is a different experience than a year ago, as many of the strips are actually firing on each other's favored GOP candidate, with a few of your standard anti-Hillary and/or hilarious projecting bits that we've seen for years.

In other words, wow, these assholes REALLY don't like John McCain.

there's something so exceedingly joyless about the eco claus cartoon above, like the cartoonist themselves can't quite commit to the premise, and knows they are just swinging at a strawman out of habit of muscle memory...

Meanwhile, Pat Oliphant's latest contribution to the WaPo of all places:

http://mithras.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/01/13/po080110.gif

Check here if that doesn't load.

http://www.comics.com/creators/union/archive/images/union20024447280109.gif

http://www.comics.com/creators/union/archive/images/union20081833560117.gif

pretty sure he copied the mexicans from an earlier strip

http://www.comics.com/creators/union/archive/images/union20081833540110.gif
?????

http://www.comics.com/creators/union/archive/images/union20024447480116.gif
thumbs up

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/011808.jpg

another year, another several dozen go-rounds of the same poses

the syntax would be a bit better if Osama said "yes it does"

if chris muir weren't nearly 50, I'd swear that his problem is that he got his view of republicanism from seeing Kennedy on MTV.

http://www.nyrock.com/kennedy.jpg

actually, his age may not factor in.

Snoop will only stump for Teddy Riley.

ick, even in the early 90s, when will people learn that visible ribcages are not attractive?

Somebody take over this thread for me, willya, like Daniel or whomever. I'm no longer at a desk job, so someone should take up the standard of mocking the continuing implosion of rightwing fuckheads as exhibited thru b&w toons.

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20080115.jpg

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20080112.jpg

still going...

http://www.creators.com/editorial_cartoons/5/2875_image.gif

yup, RvW had killed innocents due to GREED

ick, even in the early 90s, when will people learn that visible ribcages are not attractive?

oh come on, it's not like her ribcage is visible and she's just standing in a normal posture and waiting for sally struthers to please help feed her. She has visible triceps and a vastus lateralis to die for.

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0116ad.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca1219dd.jpg

what a socialist, attacking the free market like that. Doesn't he know that thru a lack of all regulations is the only true way for the Almighty to bless the Prosperous and the Righteous?

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca1219ad.jpg

18 months later, might as well use the same "joek"

The beauty of Mallard Fillmore is that it's even weirder than it sounds. If you tried to describe it to someone and said, "Oh, it's a comic where a talking duck spews far-right talking points," you still wouldn't quite capture the bizarre universe of the strip.

yeah i don't even understand his point in that first one... white politicians go out of their way to point out they're not racist to court black votes, which means... racism must not be that bad? Um, no, little duck. Let me tell you a story...

funny thing about that first Mallard strip is that I distinctly remember Charlton Heston using 'marched with King' as an excuse when he was accused of racism/not giving a damn about guns killing young black men.

"Oops! I forgot to make any damn sense!"

That was mallard talking there. But it maybe goes double for heston.

I haven't been tracking these guys, so i don't know how tortured their caricatures of Obama have gotten...

http://pwbeat.publishersweekly.com/blog/wp-content/2007/08/13922131.jpg

more toons, mlk day edition:

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/cb0821awj.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/varv01192008a.jpg

but the economy is good!

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/20080122RZ2AP-ACLU.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/20080121RZ1AP-Hillary.jpg

http://www.creators.com/editorial_cartoons/5/2900_image.gif

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/14268_image.gif

http://www.patriotart.com/images/01_07_08/AnnEnlightensHillary450.jpg

http://www.patriotart.com/images/01_14_08/TimelessPatriot1.jpg

I just now got the LBJ/holding 'em up by the ears cartoon. Took me a second.

I wonder how much irony was intended with the penultimate Patriotart toon.

I think what was intended is that Hillary is even more of a bitch than Coulter. Which, while less ironical, is still o_O.

"Gunnar Nelson: The Timeless Patriot"

http://www.faithmouse.com/worm_vulvas.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/christmas-cartoon.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/vote-for-huckabee.jpg

Have been feeling very bat-shitty lately.

Taint Demdream / NSFW

jesus christ what the fuck

^^^this

the worm vagina thing is truly fucked up.

homeboy needs therapy

was hoping that would be edward gorey's endorsement

haha oops rong thread

I should've known Dan would be a Huckafan.

Impressed that you can go "realistic" when your crazy brain calls for it.