What do you look like in your underwear?

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Your boobs were better too

― Two Otto Muehls For Sister Sara (Dada), Friday, 28 January 2005 13:55 (nineteen years ago) link

... and this time I do mean Ned

― Two Otto Muehls For Sister Sara (Dada), Friday, 28 January 2005 13:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Here's the female me (i.e. my attributes fed to a female model). My ass looks closer to truth in that pic, I have a girlish arse.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 28 January 2005 14:03 (nineteen years ago) link

So you are basically the New Madchen with the Old Madchen's tits?

― Two Otto Muehls For Sister Sara (Dada), Friday, 28 January 2005 14:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, well the tit size was the only attribute I had to imagine, so I chose the larger size, based on my genes (i.e. my mom's bust size). So it's not that I'd prefer larger boobs.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 28 January 2005 14:10 (nineteen years ago) link

oh for fuck's sake, i go through the trouble of actually trying to save the model and now i can't connect to my webserver. I'm just going to go the Andrew route. fucking webserver.

― allyzay, Friday, 28 January 2005 17:33 (nineteen years ago) link

oh my, there's a butt.jpg too?!?

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 28 January 2005 17:34 (nineteen years ago) link

that's rude

― adam.r.l. (nordicskilla), Friday, 28 January 2005 17:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Allyzay = my hero

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 28 January 2005 17:36 (nineteen years ago) link

This one on the Redoute site looks more like me. I even dressed it up as me.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/cathyleech/cathy1.jpg

― Cathy (Cathy), Friday, 28 January 2005 18:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, it doesn't look like my face, really. But it doesn't look freakish like the other ones.

― Cathy (Cathy), Friday, 28 January 2005 18:18 (nineteen years ago) link

me as a doll, from www.mytwin.com

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/cathyleech/cathydoll.jpg

― Cathy (Cathy), Friday, 28 January 2005 18:30 (nineteen years ago) link

I mean, www.mytwinn.com

― Cathy (Cathy), Friday, 28 January 2005 18:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Mine was kinda like this good looking slim guy who could not be mistaken for me, even on a bad day.

This is kinda like creating players in FIFA 2005. Mine is called Javier Vosco, he playes for Antwerp.

I didn't sign up, so I cannae link.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 28 January 2005 19:49 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm just going to go the Andrew route.

Hooray.

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 28 January 2005 23:45 (nineteen years ago) link

UNDERPANTS.JPG

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 29 January 2005 01:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Fucking YES!

― Andrew (enneff), Saturday, 29 January 2005 01:23 (nineteen years ago) link

WE LURVE YOU CAITLIN

― bprofane (AaronHz), Saturday, 29 January 2005 01:47 (nineteen years ago) link

smashing caitlin!

― jed_ (jed), Saturday, 29 January 2005 01:48 (nineteen years ago) link

http://img1.imagevenue.com/loc273/adc_Adrian__My_Virtual_Model.jpg

This is pretty accurate, lithe and diminutive.

― AdrianB (AdrianB), Saturday, 29 January 2005 01:52 (nineteen years ago) link

MORE REAL UNDERPANTS PIX PLZ

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 29 January 2005 01:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Caitlin, you look foxy in that pic. Has to be said.

― AdrianB (AdrianB), Saturday, 29 January 2005 01:56 (nineteen years ago) link

ok thanks, but can you please post a picture of yourself in your underwear?

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 29 January 2005 02:03 (nineteen years ago) link

the female version of me looks more like me than the male version: http://model.mvm.com/compositor?G%1CM%40OB%5BNR%07QQ%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EQNQTM%40UHNOR%0E%07QF%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EF%40SLDOUR%0ELWLINLD%0ELWLINLD%07H%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQSNKDBUR%0ELWLINLD%0ERHUD%0EIUENBR%0EHL%40FDR%0EGNOE%7EBI%40ODM%7EONHS%0FUF%40%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EGMNNSRI%40ENV%0EHL%40FDR%0EGRI%40%7Eg%7Eg%7E%10%7E%11%17ier%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0ECNEX%0EHL%40FDR%0ECNEX%7Eg%7Eg%7E%11%17ier%7Eoj%13%7Erb%11%13%7Ecss%7Egu%10%7E%60q%10%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EID%40E%0EHL%40FDR%0EID%40E%7Eg%7Eg%7Em%60%11%10%7Erb%11%13%7E%60f%13%11%7Edx%60%7Eonm%7Emqc%7Eoj%13%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HF%1C%0E%0EF%40SLDOUR%0E%10%14%11%15%16%11%14%11%17%0EF%40SL%7E%10%14%11%15%16%11%14%11%17%7E%10%7E%10%11%17%7E%11%17ier%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EI%40HS%0EHL%40FDR%0EI%40HS%7Eg%7Eg%7Eir%11%17%7Eib%11%10%7Em%60%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Eoj%13%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07I%1C%15%11%11%07V%1C%10%16%18?

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 29 January 2005 02:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Poor Lenny Kravitz 2016:

http://www.mackron.com/random/mvm/virtuallenny.jpg

― donut christ (donut), Saturday, 29 January 2005 02:08 (nineteen years ago) link

I would do if I had a digi camera, but I don't. My mock-up is fairly close to reality tho.

― AdrianB (AdrianB), Saturday, 29 January 2005 02:15 (nineteen years ago) link

xpost

― AdrianB (AdrianB), Saturday, 29 January 2005 02:15 (nineteen years ago) link

ok, this is the closest I could get to me:

http://model.mvm.com/compositor?G%1CM%40OB%5BNR%07QQ%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EQNQTM%40UHNOR%0E%07QF%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EF%40SLDOUR%0ELWLINLD%0ELWLINLD%07H%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQSNKDBUR%0ELWLINLD%0ERHUD%0EIUENBR%0EHL%40FDR%0EGNOE%7EBI%40ODM%7EONHS%0FUF%40%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0EGMNNSRI%40ENV%0EHL%40FDR%0EGRI%40%7El%7El%7E%10%7Emqs%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0ECNEX%0EHL%40FDR%0ECNEX%7El%7El%7Emqs%7Eoj%15%7Erb%11%10%7Ecss%7Egu%10%7E%60q%10%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0EID%40E%0EHL%40FDR%0EID%40E%7El%7El%7Eb%60%11%10%7Erb%11%10%7E%60f%15%11%7Edxs%7Eonr%7Emqu%7Eoj%15%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0ECD%40SE%0EHL%40FDR%0ECD%40SE%7El%7El%7Ecr%11%12%7Eb%60%11%10%7E%60f%15%11%7Eoj%15%7Emqu%7Ecb%11%10%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HF%1C%0E%0EF%40SLDOUR%0E%13%12%11%13%11%11%10%0EF%40SL%7E%13%12%11%13%11%11%10%7E%10%7E%18%18%7Emqs%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0EI%40HS%0EHL%40FDR%0EI%40HS%7El%7El%7Eir%12%17%7Eib%11%13%7Eb%60%11%10%7E%60f%15%11%7Eoj%15%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07I%1C%15%11%11%07V%1C%10%16%18?

The problem is.. there's no chest hair option.

― donut christ (donut), Saturday, 29 January 2005 02:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Only with a full beard, hairier body, more beer gut, bald on top, etc etc. I am considering taking a real one in my Scooby Doo boxers.

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 29 January 2005 02:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Shit, where's my image? I'm a vampire!

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 29 January 2005 02:22 (nineteen years ago) link

caitlin's mirror is about 400x cleaner than mine!

― Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Saturday, 29 January 2005 02:23 (nineteen years ago) link

the virtual model program sucks, at least for the guys.. there's either "couch potato" or "Franco Columbo" for body muscularity settings... I'm somewhere in between.. really! Not lying!

― donut christ (donut), Saturday, 29 January 2005 02:25 (nineteen years ago) link

who needs underwear when you have an ibook.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v631/appletross/glass.jpg

― Holly (an appletross), Saturday, 29 January 2005 02:35 (nineteen years ago) link

awesome.

― bprofane (AaronHz), Saturday, 29 January 2005 02:37 (nineteen years ago) link

ILX turned into a hardcore sex site so gradually I didn't even notice...

― Jimmy Mod always makes friends with women before bedding them down (ModJ), Saturday, 29 January 2005 02:47 (nineteen years ago) link

If fashion is your trade
then when you're naked
I guess you must be unemployed yeah

Cos once it's underway
there's no escaping
the fact that you're a girl and he's a boy

― kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 29 January 2005 02:52 (nineteen years ago) link

what a funny thread.

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 29 January 2005 02:53 (nineteen years ago) link

ErinHz:

― bprofane (AaronHz), Saturday, 29 January 2005 03:07 (nineteen years ago) link

dammit:

http://model.mvm.com/compositor?G%1CM%40OB%5BNR%07QQ%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EQNQTM%40UHNOR%0E%07QF%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EF%40SLDOUR%0ELWLINLD%0ELWLINLD%07H%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQSNKDBUR%0ELWLINLD%0ERHUD%0EIUENBR%0EHL%40FDR%0EGNOE%7EBI%40ODM%7EONHS%0FUF%40%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EGMNNSRI%40ENV%0EHL%40FDR%0EGRI%40%7Eg%7Eg%7E%10%7E%13%13brm%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0ECNEX%0EHL%40FDR%0ECNEX%7Eg%7Eg%7E%13%13brm%7Eoj%17%7Erb%11%13%7Ecss%7Egu%10%7E%60q%10%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EID%40E%0EHL%40FDR%0EID%40E%7Eg%7Eg%7Em%60%11%10%7Erb%11%13%7E%60f%13%11%7Edx%60%7Eonr%7Emqu%7Eoj%17%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HF%1C%0E%0EF%40SLDOUR%0E%10%14%11%15%16%11%14%11%17%0EF%40SL%7E%10%14%11%15%16%11%14%11%17%7E%10%7E%10%11%17%7E%13%13brm%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EI%40HS%0EHL%40FDR%0EI%40HS%7Eg%7Eg%7Eir%13%10%7Eib%11%14%7Em%60%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Eoj%17%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07I%1C%15%11%11%07V%1C%10%16%18?

― bprofane (AaronHz), Saturday, 29 January 2005 03:08 (nineteen years ago) link

http://img194.exs.cx/img194/1912/compositor7hx.jpg vs http://img194.exs.cx/img194/6848/shirt31zq.jpg

me modeling the most horrendous shirt ever whilst in my jockeys

― kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 29 January 2005 03:09 (nineteen years ago) link

The colors, shapes, textures and prints you choose for your wardrobe have an important influence on how people perceive your body shape. Whether you are heavy, thin, athletic, tall or short, there are ways of playing up certain features you are proud of, while masking those that you dislike. Here are a few tips to help you look your best.
Heavy
Goal: Accentuate the vertical line of your body and reduce the appearance of volume at all levels.

Dos
# Vertical stripes, small prints, dark solids
# Lightweight, supple fabrics
# Single-breasted jackets
# Regular point collars
# Monochrome outfits

FUCK YOU. i'll DIE before giving up that shirt!

― kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 29 January 2005 03:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Caitlin, you're so much fun.

― adam.r.l. (nordicskilla), Saturday, 29 January 2005 03:36 (nineteen years ago) link

This is fanstastic! More ILXors in undewear please!

― Andrew (enneff), Saturday, 29 January 2005 03:46 (nineteen years ago) link

the female me!

http://model.mvm.com/compositor?G%1CM%40OB%5BNR%07QQ%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EQNQTM%40UHNOR%0E%07QF%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EF%40SLDOUR%0ELWLINLD%0ELWLINLD%07H%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQSNKDBUR%0ELWLINLD%0ERHUD%0EIUENBR%0EHL%40FDR%0EGNOE%7EBI%40ODM%7EONHS%0FUF%40%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EGMNNSRI%40ENV%0EHL%40FDR%0EGRI%40%7Eg%7Eg%7E%10%7E%10%15brm%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0ECNEX%0EHL%40FDR%0ECNEX%7Eg%7Eg%7E%10%15brm%7Eoj%15%7Erb%11%10%7Ecss%7Egu%10%7E%60q%10%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EID%40E%0EHL%40FDR%0EID%40E%7Eg%7Eg%7Eb%60%11%10%7Erb%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Edx%60%7Eonr%7Emqc%7Eoj%15%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HF%1C%0E%0EF%40SLDOUR%0E%10%14%11%15%16%11%14%11%17%0EF%40SL%7E%10%14%11%15%16%11%14%11%17%7E%10%7E%10%11%17%7E%10%15brm%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EI%40HS%0EHL%40FDR%0EI%40HS%7Eg%7Eg%7Eir%11%12%7Eib%11%14%7Eb%60%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Eoj%15%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07I%1C%15%11%11%07V%1C%10%16%18?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 29 January 2005 03:47 (nineteen years ago) link

This is my first post from my new ibook! and there are (simulated) boobs galore!

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 29 January 2005 04:22 (nineteen years ago) link

My female version:

http://model.mvm.com/compositor?G%1CM%40OB%5BNR%07QQ%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EQNQTM%40UHNOR%0E%07QF%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EF%40SLDOUR%0ELWLINLD%0ELWLINLD%07H%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQSNKDBUR%0ELWLINLD%0ERHUD%0EIUENBR%0EHL%40FDR%0EGNOE%7EBI%40ODM%7EONHS%0FUF%40%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EGMNNSRI%40ENV%0EHL%40FDR%0EGRI%40%7Eg%7Eg%7E%10%7E%11%13iem%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0ECNEX%0EHL%40FDR%0ECNEX%7Eg%7Eg%7E%11%13iem%7Eoj%13%7Erb%11%15%7Ecss%7Egu%10%7E%60q%10%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EID%40E%0EHL%40FDR%0EID%40E%7Eg%7Eg%7Ecm%11%10%7Erb%11%15%7E%60f%13%11%7Edx%60%7Eonr%7Emqc%7Eoj%13%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HF%1C%0E%0EF%40SLDOUR%0E%10%14%11%15%16%11%14%11%17%0EF%40SL%7E%10%14%11%15%16%11%14%11%17%7E%10%7E%10%11%17%7E%11%13iem%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EI%40HS%0EHL%40FDR%0EI%40HS%7Eg%7Eg%7Eir%11%17%7Eib%11%10%7Ecm%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Eoj%13%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07I%1C%15%11%11%07V%1C%10%16%18?

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Saturday, 29 January 2005 04:42 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd hit it.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 29 January 2005 04:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Thanks, that's really sweet!

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Saturday, 29 January 2005 05:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Fuck, I am going to regret this...

(note: I might delete it later on haha)

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 29 January 2005 07:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Regret nothing! HOTT!

― bprofane (AaronHz), Saturday, 29 January 2005 07:24 (nineteen years ago) link

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