I wholly support the fact that we have an actual batshit rightwing cartoonist acting cool and posting his batshit rightwing cartoons on this thread.
― Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 10 November 2007 16:18 (sixteen years ago) link
Taint is Faithmouses' sister, and she has an unwanted pregnancy named Fetus. Fetus does character impressions and comedy bits to get attention and endear him/herself to Taint, but he usually ends up irritating her more than ever. Whenever Taint attempts an abortion, for one reason or another it ends up unsuccessful.
I'll add an explanitory postscript to that last cartoon. Give me a minute or two...
― Dan Lacey, Saturday, 10 November 2007 17:24 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.lawforkids.org/toons/view_toon.cfm%3Fid%3D16
I'm not sure how rightwing these are but boy are they awful, and fairly batshit.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 10 November 2007 17:45 (sixteen years ago) link
Well, whatever.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 10 November 2007 17:46 (sixteen years ago) link
I would seriously buy a book of Dan Lacey's "naughty" toons.
― libcrypt, Saturday, 10 November 2007 20:24 (sixteen years ago) link
Thanks, libcrypt. I have a number of similar cartoons posted at PoE, by the way.
Here's one of my favorites-
http://www.faithmouse.com/hip4.jpg
Just to not neuter the thread completely-
http://www.faithmouse.com/ed1.jpg
― Dan Lacey, Saturday, 10 November 2007 21:12 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.faithmouse.com/daily575.jpg
― Dan Lacey, Saturday, 10 November 2007 21:14 (sixteen years ago) link
Ok I think we are now officially in the Land of Batshit Rightwing Cartoonists.
Though it's probably needless to say, Dan, my views are diametrically opposed to yours. Welcome.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 10 November 2007 21:17 (sixteen years ago) link
Thanks. I have a kazillion of those older cartoons from before I had my blog, which haven't been indexed by search engines.
― Dan Lacey, Saturday, 10 November 2007 22:04 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.faithmouse.com/veterans_day_pets.jpg
― Dan Lacey, Sunday, 11 November 2007 08:09 (sixteen years ago) link
I so rarely feel like I have any understanding of what the hell might possess you to DRAW this stuff, but play on drummer.
― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 11 November 2007 20:01 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.encyclopediaofstupid.com/stupid/index.php/Faithmouse
― kingfish, Monday, 12 November 2007 03:58 (sixteen years ago) link
and on a related note
― kingfish, Monday, 12 November 2007 04:01 (sixteen years ago) link
I can't even read Dan Lacey's comics as having the message they're supposed to!
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 12 November 2007 04:41 (sixteen years ago) link
I can't even read them as having a potential message...I mean anything that remotely makes sense or is possible to interpret.
― Abbott, Monday, 12 November 2007 05:31 (sixteen years ago) link
I tried to change that dopey picture of Mighty Mouse in the 'Encyclopedia of Stupid' article today to a actual pic of faithmouse and promptly got banned. It's an inaccurate piece, but I try not to be unappreciative when people promote my cartoon. It also doesn't mention that I've been banned twice from SA by the same mod earlier this year, which is why I no longer post there. I emailed the Encyclopedia moderator and gave him/her full permission to use whatever cartoons they'd like (but please remove the Mighty Mouse pic) so let's see what happens.
Thanks for posting the dictionary article, but it doesn't open unless you have an SA account. If you could send or post the actual text I'd appreciate it. I actually had a lot of fans on SA before I was banned.
I've always claimed the cartoon was art which paralleled but didn't necessarily reflect my views. I'd like to tell you what direction the cartoon will take next, but I honestly don't know. Whatever way I feel when I wake up in the morning, I guess.
― Dan Lacey, Monday, 12 November 2007 05:54 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.faithmouse.com/aclu_smoking.jpg
― Dan Lacey, Monday, 12 November 2007 07:33 (sixteen years ago) link
Anyone following this?
http://www.charlotte.com/nation/story/358086.html
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 12 November 2007 07:38 (sixteen years ago) link
ok srs lols xp
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 12 November 2007 16:47 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.faithmouse.com/benny_benny_cartoon.jpg Yup. I'll go away now...
― Dan Lacey, Monday, 12 November 2007 16:50 (sixteen years ago) link
what the hell is going on there
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 12 November 2007 16:51 (sixteen years ago) link
Dan, have you ever thought about having large, bold text at the bottom of all yr cartoons that says DO YOU SEE?
― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Monday, 12 November 2007 17:44 (sixteen years ago) link
Or alt text explaining what on earth you're trying to say?
― Mark C, Monday, 12 November 2007 17:46 (sixteen years ago) link
Just a scene from an animated cartoon I have playing in my head-
Timothy A. Bear, selling chocolate bars to support a fund-raiser for polar bears which have gone infertile because of global warming (tieing into the nude GayBear/Faithmouse/Timothy A. Bear/Ms.StarMole 'Polar Bear Plunge' cartoon from earlier this year), passes a church where super-evangelist Benny Benny is having a revival. He pokes his head in, sees the people in line going up to have an altar-call, and gets in line himself, thinking he might sell a few bars. When Timothy finally gets to the front of the line, Benny Benny tries to 'slay him in the spirit' which comprises of his pushing people to the ground where they just sort of lay around for awhile in holy ecstasy. However, Timothy doesn't have a clue what the play is and ends up getting whacked in the head instead. A fight between Benny Benny and Timothy A. Bear ensues.
Hope that answers your question. I'm considering writing short stories around these cartoons and posting them on my blog as extended entries.
Excuse me, I have to cut the grass one last time this year....
― Dan Lacey, Monday, 12 November 2007 18:22 (sixteen years ago) link
You should never ask an artist what his art "means", lest you receive an answer.
― libcrypt, Monday, 12 November 2007 18:49 (sixteen years ago) link
My god, it's full of stars.
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 12 November 2007 20:29 (sixteen years ago) link
The minister is among the religious leaders who preach the "prosperity gospel," the teaching that God will shower faithful followers with material riches.
aw great.
Shit, and this thread is nsfw now.
― kingfish, Monday, 12 November 2007 22:09 (sixteen years ago) link
Aw, I've seen unsafer.
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 12 November 2007 22:15 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah, but work-safer, or mentally-safer?
anyway, while trolling around for amusing animal photos to bother coworkers with, i found this site:
http://www.theodoresworld.net/archives/news_around_the_world/
have fun.
(morley-safer?)
― kingfish, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 07:29 (sixteen years ago) link
okay that's just insane, KF!
― stevie, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 09:10 (sixteen years ago) link
We ARE at war with Islam, stevie, Wild Thing says so.
― Mark C, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 10:36 (sixteen years ago) link
haha perhaps, but that page is EXTREME WEIRDNESS even within the realms of WEIRD EXTREMISTS
― stevie, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 11:43 (sixteen years ago) link
Cox and Forkum exit stage right....
http://www.coxandforkum.com/archives/001211.html
― Dan Lacey, Friday, 30 November 2007 07:01 (sixteen years ago) link
Yes, scimitars, ladies & gentlemen. Thank God they chose to represent themselves as Uncle Same taking a bow.
― kingfish, Friday, 30 November 2007 08:32 (sixteen years ago) link
Dan, I hope you follow their example - because I think if you could find the a narrative you love, you could draw the next Cerebus, Bone, or Sin City. Whatevs. Editorial cartooning, or even just daily cartooning, is a joke and a half unless in direct service of merchandising. Go forth and draw me a book, you son of a bitch.
And yeah, C&F, good riddance. That shit wasn't even nice to look at, much less think about.
― El Tomboto, Friday, 30 November 2007 08:45 (sixteen years ago) link
But plz to not wind up like Dave Sim, and use your lettercols to have months-like arguments with readers over your particular views about women, for example.
― kingfish, Friday, 30 November 2007 08:51 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't give a fuck what he does with the letters column, Voltaire's Candide is long overdue for a yiffstyle cover
― TOMBOT, Friday, 30 November 2007 08:53 (sixteen years ago) link
does faithmouse have anymore naked cartoons
― CaptainLorax, Friday, 30 November 2007 09:25 (sixteen years ago) link
do you need anymore chances at not being banhammmmmmm ahhhed
― El Tomboto, Friday, 30 November 2007 09:31 (sixteen years ago) link
btw Dan Lacey I unbanned you from the noise board because I have no respect for brooklyn
― El Tomboto, Friday, 30 November 2007 09:36 (sixteen years ago) link
With C&F gone and many other right-wing cartoonists being critical of the Bush administration, it looks like the golden age of batshittery has passed.
Also, is it just me or do new Day By Day strips make sense now?
― abanana, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 17:16 (sixteen years ago) link
nope, sorry. check the strip from 12/10. still batshit.
― Mark Clemente, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 17:19 (sixteen years ago) link
Not till they pry the marvy marker from my cold, dead hands.
[admin: gross image redirect deleted]
― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 18:02 (sixteen years ago) link
That's a bit outre even for you.
― Mark C, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 18:03 (sixteen years ago) link
Well, that wasn't very nice of www.tekwh0re.net.
― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 18:07 (sixteen years ago) link
gross dude.
― Mark Clemente, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 18:07 (sixteen years ago) link
Let's try that again-
http://www.faithmouse.com/charlton_heston.jpg
Not that's the image I originally posted.
― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 18:13 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh, thank goodness it's gone. Sorry about that.
― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 18:25 (sixteen years ago) link
no problem.
― Mark Clemente, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 18:29 (sixteen years ago) link
Dan Lacey, got any toons with the Huckabee in 'em?
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 18:31 (sixteen years ago) link