NOEL COWARD is Striding Down K-Street DC MCMXL The Centre for Professional Alcoholics

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Yeah, I was going to geek out about phase relationships earlier, but that's pretty much the best way of looking at it.

Also, check yer emails pedal/recorder people.

That's a beartrap, y'all.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

oh my fucking god he's got two people, one from another department, hanging over him right now, to answer a completely different question.

ONE WHICH I HAVE ANSWERED LIKE THREE TIMES ALREADY BTW, ON VARIOUS DAYS.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link

:( he is a DC dude who is bad and hated

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

it is really, really not that hard

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

at least say this is some new employee and not D or I

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

it's not either of those ppl

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:28 (seventeen years ago) link

ok srsly it is pretty simple. i will explain here. we also have to do regular line classifieds here, and not just the pretty big full page ads that you actually notice in magazines. so, if you've ever placed a classified, you should know that most of the time things are estimated costs because when they typeset, shit can change depending on style guidelines, kerning, blabbity blah blah blah. so, we get a daily report here noting if any of the ads that have been booked have changed in line count.

now, if you were someone booking ads here, would you run pplz credit cards and send paperwork to billing BEFORE or AFTER you receive this report?

regardless of your answer, if someone tells you that you don't have to "rebook" the ad, you just have to open the old copy and reprint paperwork, would you ask this question SEVENTEEN TIMES after you get the first or perhaps second explanation?

and regardless of your answer to that, is it really that hard to figure out that you have to click on an arrow, neatly located next to the order number in the list, to take you to that particular order?

fucking hell.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

not to mention that by not just going into the system and TYPING IN THE ORDER NUMBER versus typing in contact's name or perhaps city or maybe their institution he is going about opening orders the most ass-backwards way in the history of the world.

goddamnit i am tempted to take the promotion just because i would like to harass to receive an office. with a door. that i can shut.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

GUYS TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT ATTN EVERYONE THIS IS V V IMPORTANT
http://www.bigben7.com/blog.aspx

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I constantly am competing in something… Here it’s bowling down the hallway in my house, rolling one of the dog’s toy
balls at water bottles.

wow he is special

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

he has a new dog!!! hercules!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link

guys, no offense to everyone but if i could figure out how to shot hanging out with ben roethlisberger 94/7, none of you would ever see me again.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

I want "There's always an afterparty, we just don't always know where it is" on a belt buckle.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

aw Ben Roethlisberger likes John Legend and the movie The Break Up

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:48 (seventeen years ago) link

My childhood dog was also named Zeus (by me), and thus this football playing fellow is a good man.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

I want "There's always an afterparty, we just don't always know where it is" on a belt buckle.

i think "GET IN THE VAN!" would work too.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

poor Zeus, benched by Herc

― brownie, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

get in the van is too rollins-y

― kenan, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, pretty much?

― Laurel, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

But define "too".

― Laurel, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

dang, you're right.

beartrap.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:57 (seventeen years ago) link

"Kevin, get in the fucking van" would probably be too big for a belt buckle.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

But define "too".

haha

good amount of rollins: listening to Damaged
too much rollins: listening to him review a movie

― kenan, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

good amount of rollins: listening to Damaged
too much rollins: listening to him review a movie

good amount of rollins = total silence
too much rollins = any.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Ben Roethlisberger is twee.

― milo z, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

http://c13.zedo.com/OzoDB/2/u/261244/V1/300x250_even2.gif http://c13.zedo.com/OzoDB/2/u/261244/V1/300x250_even2.gif
http://c13.zedo.com/OzoDB/2/u/261244/V1/300x250_even2.gif http://c13.zedo.com/OzoDB/2/u/261244/V1/300x250_even2.gif
http://c13.zedo.com/OzoDB/2/u/261244/V1/300x250_even2.gif http://c13.zedo.com/OzoDB/2/u/261244/V1/300x250_even2.gif

― n/a, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

mesmerizing

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, everything about that graphic screams "serious inquiries only please"

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

way to lose the weight while keepin the rack tho

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:10 (seventeen years ago) link

hollywood style

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Viral marketing for next Eddie Murphy movie?

― n/a, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

I would go see "Eddie Murphy And The Magic Bullet" especially if there were song and dance numbers

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Man I haven't seen The Golden Child in a long time

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I would not see any Eddie Murphy movie for any enticement that's even minimally likely to happen, ie not "a million dollars".

― Laurel, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I would see it as long as it was directed by Oliver Stone.

― KANTLIPS, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Trading Places

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

who in the jesus is KANTLIPS

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

48 HOURS FOREVER

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

RAW.

coming to america.

48 hours.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

kantlips koulihan

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

KANTLIPS exxplain yrself

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

it's dog latin

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Trading Places totally blows like every other wall street movie out of the water btw

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah seriously, Coming to America

xpost there is crazy shit afoot in the Hastings thread

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

dog latin is dead

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

crazy shit like this picture they put at the top of their thread to terrify me off?
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/165/421294254_eba0337e3c.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

billy ray valentine is great.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

where the fuck is the hastongs thread honk honk

http://www.sparky.org/images/cool/doglatin3.jpg

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

incomprehensible.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

HSTNGS THRD is now leduc whatever for reasons of nutjob avoidance explained earlier.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

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