Disgusting savages; list them ALL itt

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The absolutely moronic people that honestly believe the existence of snow in and of itself completely disproves climate change. These people should all be sterilized to prevent further contamination of the gene pool.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:19 (fourteen years ago) link

that is actually how nazi germany got started

quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:20 (fourteen years ago) link

First they came for the climatologists, and I did not speak out, because it was snowing...

Home Taping Is Killing Muzak (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:36 (fourteen years ago) link

Maybe this is a bit esoteric, but people who tie shoes together and then throw them over telephone cables so that everyone has to look at their stupid shoes dangling in space over the street for months to come.

We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:17 (fourteen years ago) link

i usually assumed someone else did that to your shoes tbh

quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:54 (fourteen years ago) link

How else would we know where to buy crack?

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you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:56 (fourteen years ago) link

we're in ireland/uk, jon- you can get it on prescription in our disgusting welfare states

quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 23:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Maybe this is a bit esoteric, but people who tie shoes together and then throw them over telephone cables so that everyone has to look at their stupid shoes dangling in space over the street for months to come.

I've heard this is actually a way for gangs to mark territories in some cities (New Orleans specifically) - not that this makes it any less disgusting.

richie aprile (rockapads), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 23:04 (fourteen years ago) link

It's dangly shoe gangs marking their territory.

We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 23:12 (fourteen years ago) link

I heard it wis to commemorate Sgt. William "Old Shoe" Schuman, shot down behind enemy lines.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 23:17 (fourteen years ago) link

Let me reiterate that people who take up the aisle seat on a crowded streetcar/bus/train and stare blankly ahead when other passengers (elderly, female, whatever) clearly would like to sit down are disgusting savages. I will refrain from listing the ethnicities of these passengers but I like to imagine that in those countries there are fleets of half-full buses and trains going everywhere. It's amazing public transportation achieves anything in those countries since they are probably only able to sell one ticket for every two seats. Re-education Now.

fields of salmon, Thursday, 25 February 2010 03:50 (fourteen years ago) link

The asshats in front of me in the grocery store that not only took an entire cartful through the '15 Items or Less' line, but also paid for their entire $72 purchase with a JAR OF FUCKING QUARTERS sliding them into the self-checkout machine one at a time.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 25 February 2010 03:53 (fourteen years ago) link

I will refrain from listing the ethnicities of these passengers but I like to imagine that in those countries there are fleets of half-full buses and trains going everywhere. It's amazing public transportation achieves anything in those countries since they are probably only able to sell one ticket for every two seats.

o_O

National Sockpuppet Helpline (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 February 2010 08:16 (fourteen years ago) link

postal workers

jeff, Thursday, 25 February 2010 08:39 (fourteen years ago) link

The asshats in front of me in the grocery store that not only took an entire cartful through the '15 Items or Less' line, but also paid for their entire $72 purchase with a JAR OF FUCKING QUARTERS sliding them into the self-checkout machine one at a time.

the only time i saw someone do the former was a senile caribbean man at the drink/sweets counter who was taking aaaages and trying to tell the inconvenienced that the country was a fucking disgrace and we needed to get the bnp in to sort it out, nobody reacted (stifled laughs excepted)

probably some karmic reminder of my insolence in considering a couple of miniatures and dairy milk to be an acceptable breakfast

nakhchivan, Thursday, 25 February 2010 08:44 (fourteen years ago) link

I will refrain from listing the ethnicities of these passengers but I like to imagine that in those countries there are fleets of half-full buses and trains going everywhere. It's amazing public transportation achieves anything in those countries since they are probably only able to sell one ticket for every two seats.

o_O

Okay, okay, I'll just say it. Old Chinese people.

fields of salmon, Thursday, 25 February 2010 09:58 (fourteen years ago) link

o_O

quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 February 2010 09:58 (fourteen years ago) link

O_o

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ (dyao), Thursday, 25 February 2010 09:59 (fourteen years ago) link

thread has come full circle

quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 February 2010 10:02 (fourteen years ago) link

anyway I think that asia just might have a different bus culture - ime you need to make the movement like you're going to squeeze past them for the seat, at which point they will swing their legs out to let you in.

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ (dyao), Thursday, 25 February 2010 11:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah it's annoying when people do this, but really, just push past them

MPx4A, Thursday, 25 February 2010 11:15 (fourteen years ago) link

sit on their lap ftw

quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 February 2010 11:19 (fourteen years ago) link

People who won't say "excuse me" are the most disgusting savages, particularly when combined with passive-aggressive glares and eye-rolling because you didn't read their minds and instantly move out of their way.

Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Thursday, 25 February 2010 13:58 (fourteen years ago) link

i say 'excuse me', but will absolutely couple it with the glare if i think it should have been obvious people are trying to get by.

quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 February 2010 14:05 (fourteen years ago) link

People who won't say "excuse me" are the most disgusting savages, particularly when combined with passive-aggressive glares and eye-rolling because you didn't read their minds and instantly move out of their way.

Welcome to England

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 25 February 2010 14:08 (fourteen years ago) link

where "politeness" has come to mean refusal to communicate and then getting angry about it

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 25 February 2010 14:09 (fourteen years ago) link

Linked to this - people who huff and hmf.

'virgin' should be 'wizard' (GamalielRatsey), Thursday, 25 February 2010 14:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Other side of that coin - people who deliberately pause before getting out the way, etc. I had a pal like that, would not do anyone a favour, no matter how small, without making the asker wait just on principle ('could you pass the salt?' 'give me two minutes'). It actually takes a while for that to become annoying, but my word does it drive you mad when you realise what he was up to.

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 25 February 2010 14:33 (fourteen years ago) link

It actually takes a while for that to become annoying, but my word does it drive you mad when you realise what he was up to.

This process contains worlds of pain. Not exactly savagery, but I've got a friend who WILL insert 'y'know' between almost every other word. Weirdly not noticeable at first - once you've noticed tho...

'virgin' should be 'wizard' (GamalielRatsey), Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Wait wait wait but what about British deployments of 'excuse me' to mean 'excyoooze YOU' and 'sorry' to imply 'you should be, get your filthy self out of my way'.

barack hussein chalayan (suzy), Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:10 (fourteen years ago) link

ah now in fairness they're actually great!

quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:17 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm always bloody apologising, not in a passive aggressive way, just automatically. Really annoying. Used to bug the hell out of a Scottish friend of mine - 'What the f' are you apologising for? Stop f'ing apologising!'

'Sorry'

'virgin' should be 'wizard' (GamalielRatsey), Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:30 (fourteen years ago) link

the correct retort is a friendly headbutt i believe

quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Correct.

'virgin' should be 'wizard' (GamalielRatsey), Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:35 (fourteen years ago) link

1) people who wear UGGS
1a) people who wear UGGS in the SNOW

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 26 February 2010 21:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Seriously? It bothers me much more to see them worn in the middle of 100 degree July.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 26 February 2010 21:22 (fourteen years ago) link

wearing ugg boots in the snow without waterproofing them = savage

Venus in Fursuit (Future_Perfect), Friday, 26 February 2010 21:59 (fourteen years ago) link

the callous sophisticates laughed at judy's wet ugg boots.

estela, Friday, 26 February 2010 22:15 (fourteen years ago) link

People who stand in the left-hand channel of London Underground escalators, particularly when they are in charge of a small, wheelable piece of 'carry-on luggage'.

barack hussein chalayan (suzy), Friday, 26 February 2010 22:22 (fourteen years ago) link

escalators often provide a shocking insight into just how lazy and/or oblivious some able-bodied people are.

estela, Friday, 26 February 2010 22:29 (fourteen years ago) link

People who are in charge of a small, wheelable piece of 'carry-on luggage'

nakhchivan, Friday, 26 February 2010 22:30 (fourteen years ago) link

People who take small, wheelable pieces of 'carry-on luggage' to and from work.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 26 February 2010 22:39 (fourteen years ago) link

from way above re: smokers. ppl who think your discarded butt in the trash can or in the gas station parking lot is going to cause a fire probably wouldn't be able to light one themselves.

Don't delay, we cannot do this forever. (Matt P), Friday, 26 February 2010 22:41 (fourteen years ago) link

you can stop worrying unless it's 95 and windy in pomona

Don't delay, we cannot do this forever. (Matt P), Friday, 26 February 2010 22:45 (fourteen years ago) link

i mean the real answer is probably "everyone but yourself"

zsockster (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 26 February 2010 22:45 (fourteen years ago) link

otm

Don't delay, we cannot do this forever. (Matt P), Friday, 26 February 2010 22:46 (fourteen years ago) link

i keep thinking of all the times my mom had to scold me as a child to not do shit like belch in public and how ironic it is as an adult i have to patiently explain to her that civilized people don't talk on their cellphones at a table in a restaurant,

zsockster (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 26 February 2010 22:48 (fourteen years ago) link

imo the most disgusting savages are people who think too much about what constitutes disgusting savagery

Don't delay, we cannot do this forever. (Matt P), Friday, 26 February 2010 22:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Moms and the way they use technology in the 21st Century is a whole world of AAAAAAAAARGH.

barack hussein chalayan (suzy), Friday, 26 February 2010 22:57 (fourteen years ago) link

wasn't meant to sound snotty, just more of a "i get annoyed sometimes too but u shouldn't get too annoyed u know?" sentiment xpost

Don't delay, we cannot do this forever. (Matt P), Friday, 26 February 2010 22:58 (fourteen years ago) link


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