Disgusting savages; list them ALL itt

ppl who go out to dinner and make little disgusting balls all over the table with their straw and napkin, fuck you
--james pauseworthy (Whiney G. Weingarten)

lol I was doing this with my straw paper when I read this.

How can you walk out of the room to get a drink or make popcorn?

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, February 12, 2010 3:09 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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Dubbing completely and instantly shatters any suspension of disbelief, for me. I don't understand how people can cope with it. And if you're going to fall asleep to a movie you'll fall aslep regardless, surely?

Dubbing gets in the way of the soundtrack and sound effects too!

Compuslive givers-of-the-finger to the camera.

suzy at the bus stop
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ppl who go out to dinner and make little disgusting balls all over the table with their straw and napkin, fuck you

While we're at it, people who peel the label off beer bottles and make little disgusting balls with it. Also people who make little disgusting balls with cigarette foil. These should probably be deposed in the ashtray or eaten, not left on the table.

LOOOOOOOOOL Ken - it's just the same, except for the annihilation by tank.

Middle-laners. Kill them all.

people who make little balls out of quality street wrappers then let them roll around the sofa and slip under cushions and shit

people who nod their heads slowly, with great understanding at everything you say

TV studio audiences who clap along to music whenever it is played, for however short a time.
― DavidM, Tuesday, January 26, 2010 7:25 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

and always on the on-beat.
― free the charmless but occasionally brilliant Dom Passantino (history mayne), Tuesday, January 26, 2010 11:50 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark

^ agree with this

people who have any kind of music as their ringtone but esp. that default Nokia one
― mdskltr (blueski), Monday, February 8, 2010 5:18 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark

^ but not this. I went to the proms once, having never before experienced the way that the audience applauds at the end only and not after every tune. Right at the end of one of those tunes, the default nokia went off perfectly synchronised with the last note - the collective intake of breath through clenched teeth from those disgusting savages is one of my fondest memories.

also: pedestrians who charge up to the traffic lights and press for the green man, *then* look up to see if anything's coming.

Bars and clubs that don't give you glasses of water (I think this is illegal anyways).

Throwers of still lit cigarette butts into garbage cans (how stupid are you?)

The depth of my hatred for audiences clapping along to music is unplumbable.

Clap-alongs are the apotheosis of disgusting savagery, if you ask me.

I totally applaud that sentiment.

Fuck, I was filling up with petrol a couple of weeks ago and midway through I noticed the guy sitting in the car at the pump next to mine was smoking. He rolled his window down and inch and flicked the ash out, which came swirling out and round my hand that was holding the pump. I made the mental calculation that this was probably a psycho and that my car was six inches from his door if I called him on it and he chose to get out and make something of it - so I could do nothing but hold my breath and pretend it wasn't happening. By grace I am still here.

Goes way beyond disgusting savagery, that does.

did you consider that he may simply have been a person of low intelligence?

Those who litter. Especially when that litter is dropped in the grounds of an otherwise pristinely beautiful country park, and its presence drags me out of a sylvan reverie and back into a world of savages. Disgusting, littering, savages.

^^^ Definite Top 5 "what the fuck is wrong with people?" material.

slatterns
consumptive chimneysweeps
patrons of the more insalubrious clubs in lower st james

roustabouts, ploughmen

People who don't stop their infernal digital device beeping on user input. And the savages who put the beeps there in the first place.

And clicks. Damn you, clickers.

The absolutely moronic people that honestly believe the existence of snow in and of itself completely disproves climate change. These people should all be sterilized to prevent further contamination of the gene pool.

that is actually how nazi germany got started

First they came for the climatologists, and I did not speak out, because it was snowing...

Maybe this is a bit esoteric, but people who tie shoes together and then throw them over telephone cables so that everyone has to look at their stupid shoes dangling in space over the street for months to come.

i usually assumed someone else did that to your shoes tbh

How else would we know where to buy crack?

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we're in ireland/uk, jon- you can get it on prescription in our disgusting welfare states

Maybe this is a bit esoteric, but people who tie shoes together and then throw them over telephone cables so that everyone has to look at their stupid shoes dangling in space over the street for months to come.

I've heard this is actually a way for gangs to mark territories in some cities (New Orleans specifically) - not that this makes it any less disgusting.

It's dangly shoe gangs marking their territory.

I heard it wis to commemorate Sgt. William "Old Shoe" Schuman, shot down behind enemy lines.

Let me reiterate that people who take up the aisle seat on a crowded streetcar/bus/train and stare blankly ahead when other passengers (elderly, female, whatever) clearly would like to sit down are disgusting savages. I will refrain from listing the ethnicities of these passengers but I like to imagine that in those countries there are fleets of half-full buses and trains going everywhere. It's amazing public transportation achieves anything in those countries since they are probably only able to sell one ticket for every two seats. Re-education Now.

The asshats in front of me in the grocery store that not only took an entire cartful through the '15 Items or Less' line, but also paid for their entire $72 purchase with a JAR OF FUCKING QUARTERS sliding them into the self-checkout machine one at a time.

I will refrain from listing the ethnicities of these passengers but I like to imagine that in those countries there are fleets of half-full buses and trains going everywhere. It's amazing public transportation achieves anything in those countries since they are probably only able to sell one ticket for every two seats.

o_O

postal workers

The asshats in front of me in the grocery store that not only took an entire cartful through the '15 Items or Less' line, but also paid for their entire $72 purchase with a JAR OF FUCKING QUARTERS sliding them into the self-checkout machine one at a time.

the only time i saw someone do the former was a senile caribbean man at the drink/sweets counter who was taking aaaages and trying to tell the inconvenienced that the country was a fucking disgrace and we needed to get the bnp in to sort it out, nobody reacted (stifled laughs excepted)

probably some karmic reminder of my insolence in considering a couple of miniatures and dairy milk to be an acceptable breakfast

I will refrain from listing the ethnicities of these passengers but I like to imagine that in those countries there are fleets of half-full buses and trains going everywhere. It's amazing public transportation achieves anything in those countries since they are probably only able to sell one ticket for every two seats.

o_O

Okay, okay, I'll just say it. Old Chinese people.

o_O

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thread has come full circle

anyway I think that asia just might have a different bus culture - ime you need to make the movement like you're going to squeeze past them for the seat, at which point they will swing their legs out to let you in.

Yeah it's annoying when people do this, but really, just push past them

sit on their lap ftw

People who won't say "excuse me" are the most disgusting savages, particularly when combined with passive-aggressive glares and eye-rolling because you didn't read their minds and instantly move out of their way.

i say 'excuse me', but will absolutely couple it with the glare if i think it should have been obvious people are trying to get by.

People who won't say "excuse me" are the most disgusting savages, particularly when combined with passive-aggressive glares and eye-rolling because you didn't read their minds and instantly move out of their way.

Welcome to England