Come anticipate "The Dark Knight Rises" with *BATSPOILERS*

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just glanced at the wiki entry for the zsasz character. yikes! that is dark. i guess it would allow the two-villain theme to continue (zsasz and penguin).

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Could live with Eckhart having some further involvement; don't get why TwoFace was meant to be any more dead than Batman was after they both fell off the same thing

MPx4A, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:16 (fourteen years ago) link

twoface obviously in arkham at end of TDK?

quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:17 (fourteen years ago) link

haha ok so if they use zsasz, would they have to keep him cast and played by the lead singer of James? because that would be pretty funny.

SMALL BONES, SMALL BODIES (jjjusten), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:18 (fourteen years ago) link

god I hope so

PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:19 (fourteen years ago) link

He later breaks out of Arkham to kill the doctor where the other doctor frantically calls her to warn her but is interrupted by Zsasz knocking on the door and the doctor going to answer the door the fate of the doctor in unknown but most likely killed by Zsasz.

great wikipedia moment

wall•egina (s1ocki), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:23 (fourteen years ago) link

LOL

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:27 (fourteen years ago) link

sounds like a hyperventilating 13-year-old trying to describe his favourite video game

wall•egina (s1ocki), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:31 (fourteen years ago) link

plz let that be repruposed into actual dialog in the movie

PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:34 (fourteen years ago) link

narration

wall•egina (s1ocki), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:38 (fourteen years ago) link

in scary batman voice

wall•egina (s1ocki), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:38 (fourteen years ago) link

someone explain to me why nolan has an english accent and his brother an american accent.

by another name (amateurist), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:39 (fourteen years ago) link

pretension

PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:39 (fourteen years ago) link

not all twins are identical

wall•egina (s1ocki), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:40 (fourteen years ago) link

also sorry but whole batman movie thing is so fucking boring. character is dead.

by another name (amateurist), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:40 (fourteen years ago) link

http://daisyfae.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/youre-totally-shitting-me.jpg

YOU DID NOT

wall•egina (s1ocki), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Could live with Eckhart having some further involvement; don't get why TwoFace was meant to be any more dead than Batman was after they both fell off the same thing

― MPx4A, Tuesday, February 9, 2010 12:16 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

whether you think it made sense or not, the movie was pretty unambiguous about Dent being dead at the end

some dude, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:42 (fourteen years ago) link

i did like the prestige though.

the dark knight had a fuckton of plot holes.

by another name (amateurist), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:43 (fourteen years ago) link

also hate phrase "the dark knight"

by another name (amateurist), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:43 (fourteen years ago) link

batman should be retired for a few decades like captain marvel or something

by another name (amateurist), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:44 (fourteen years ago) link

u just hate it because u want it for yourself xp

wall•egina (s1ocki), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:44 (fourteen years ago) link

and then the one guy was talking about batman to the other guy but then a third guy he was just like "batman is fucking boring. character is dead" and the first guy his head just exploded with the information it was terribly tragic he was dressed so nicely too

Lamp, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:44 (fourteen years ago) link

I think they should kill off Batman and replace him with a robot Batman and an alien Batman and Batman Jr and the first black Batman.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:45 (fourteen years ago) link

it's a shame those ray-bans didn't survive the impact

by another name (amateurist), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:45 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost

by another name (amateurist), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:45 (fourteen years ago) link

it's your fault

wall•egina (s1ocki), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:46 (fourteen years ago) link

I think they should kill off Batman and replace him with a robot Batman and an alien Batman and Batman Jr and the first black Batman.

holy lol

PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:46 (fourteen years ago) link

all in the same film

by another name (amateurist), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:48 (fourteen years ago) link

directed by todd haynes

by another name (amateurist), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:49 (fourteen years ago) link

"crisis with infinite batmans"

Lamp, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:49 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm not... (couldn't think of anything)

wall•egina (s1ocki), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:50 (fourteen years ago) link

starring christian bale, the girl from precious, the fat kid from 2.5 men, and all the members of kraftwerk

by another name (amateurist), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:50 (fourteen years ago) link

this is getting better and better tbh

wall•egina (s1ocki), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:50 (fourteen years ago) link

and michael steele

xpost

by another name (amateurist), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:50 (fourteen years ago) link

HOLY LOL

PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:51 (fourteen years ago) link

two and a half batmen

wall•egina (s1ocki), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:52 (fourteen years ago) link

The villain will be called the Hot Prowler.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:53 (fourteen years ago) link

Batmobile found crashed in a ravine near Wayne Manor etc.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:53 (fourteen years ago) link

p excited 2 know what it wld b like when bruce wayne (played by tilda swinton) is a member of the parisian bourgeoisie married to a psychiatrist (anne consigny)

Lamp, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:55 (fourteen years ago) link

his real enemy then will b existential ennui

Lamp, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:55 (fourteen years ago) link

In another world, The Bathangover

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:56 (fourteen years ago) link

BATMAN, a catherine breillat film

by another name (amateurist), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:56 (fourteen years ago) link

this could go on, guys

by another name (amateurist), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:57 (fourteen years ago) link

maybe talyor swift will purchase the franchise and she can rewrite it so that bruce wayne's parents never die in the 1st place teenage bruce attends a gotham magnet school plays lacrosse and gets early admission to brown~~

Lamp, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:59 (fourteen years ago) link

talyor swift to play catwoman (a talented gymnast at gotham prep who is as agile as a cat)

Lamp, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 18:00 (fourteen years ago) link

BATMAN, a catherine breillat film

― by another name (amateurist), Tuesday, February 9, 2010 12:56 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

wouldn't that be BAT GIRL

wall•egina (s1ocki), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 18:08 (fourteen years ago) link

bá-ma soeur

Norman Mail (schlump), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 18:16 (fourteen years ago) link

i did like the prestige though.

the dark knight had a fuckton of plot holes

...unlike The Prestige.

da croupier, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 18:25 (fourteen years ago) link

cold.

wall•egina (s1ocki), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 18:45 (fourteen years ago) link


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