Disgusting savages; list them ALL itt

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i like default nokia tone!

"People who have TVs in dining rooms and/or kitchens are disgusting savages."

People who have a TV screen built into their fridge door take it one step beyond.

people who are first to a four-way stop and then sit there and impatiently wave at other drivers to go ahead need to have their teeth tapped out with a ball-peen hammer (/AinNYC)

Anybody who rooted for the Colts.

HEY NOW

Bus drivers that won't re-open the door for you, even if you get to the bus stop just a nanosecond after it's been shut.

People who wander up the middle of a 2-person-wide staircase (so there isn't room to pass on either side) looking at their mobile phones instead of looking where they're going

Bus drivers that won't re-open the door for you, even if you get to the bus stop just a nanosecond after it's been shut.

this is mostly a London thing, right? I get buses in other bits of the UK and the drivers wait for you if they see you running, and then give you a smile and a wink when they open the doors. In London they try to run you over when they see you coming.

Our dumbass neighbours who always take up two spaces when they park their fucking car.

I get buses in other bits of the UK and the drivers wait for you if they see you running, and then give you a smile and a wink when they open the doors.

In Brighton, they give you a smile and a wink and then just drive away without you.

When I lived somewhere with hourly buses, the bus drivers would stop for people running for them. Now I'm somewhere with more frequent buses they don't. I have only succeeded in making the driver reopen the doors to let me on once and he told me he wasn't supposed to.

Most London bus drivers will stop for a runner, provided there's been no shift of gears.

If I have to run for a bus I'll generally shout to the queue for someone to hold it, or if I see someone running for it, I'll be intentionally slow getting on so the driver can't leave, or I'll press the stop button if I can see someone about to fail at the bus run. Occasionally, if incensed enough by a driver's attempt to Charlie Brown my ride, I've been known to stand in the stop bay in front of the bus, arms crossed/face like thunder, so dude can't drive off.

I was so Charlie Browned at E&C the other week that I almost admired the bus driver for his cockiness, even though he made me look a prize twat.

The bus hadn't moved away from the stop but the doors were shut so I rapped on them and got the driver's attention. He looked at me, started to move away anyway but then stopped again after a few yards. I caught up, expecting him to open the doors but instead he decided to repeat his funny little trick - driving a few yards down the road, bringing the bus to a halt again without opening the doors. At this point I decided not to play his little game and just waved him away, but then he opened the doors and let me on, the biggest shiteating grin I've ever seen wrapped around his face.

It was exactly the kinda thing I'd do and have done with mates, so hard not to find it amusing, as fucked off as I was.

hahah

People who watched dubbed versions rather than dealing with subtitles are disgusting savages.

If subtitles are something you have to deal with, I'd just as soon not have them.

People who are subtitle snobs are the most disgusting of disgusting savages

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Charlie Browned THIS VERY AFTERNOON. Three people at bus stop yelling at the "oblivious" driver.

ppl who go out to dinner and make little disgusting balls all over the table with their straw and napkin, fuck you

How can you fall asleep listening to subtitles? How can you walk out of the room to get a drink or make popcorn? How can you watch them with your children?

xp: oh dear, that's bad

ppl who go out to dinner and make little disgusting balls all over the table with their straw and napkin, fuck you
--james pauseworthy (Whiney G. Weingarten)

lol I was doing this with my straw paper when I read this.

How can you walk out of the room to get a drink or make popcorn?

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, February 12, 2010 3:09 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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Dubbing completely and instantly shatters any suspension of disbelief, for me. I don't understand how people can cope with it. And if you're going to fall asleep to a movie you'll fall aslep regardless, surely?

Dubbing gets in the way of the soundtrack and sound effects too!

Compuslive givers-of-the-finger to the camera.

suzy at the bus stop
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ppl who go out to dinner and make little disgusting balls all over the table with their straw and napkin, fuck you

While we're at it, people who peel the label off beer bottles and make little disgusting balls with it. Also people who make little disgusting balls with cigarette foil. These should probably be deposed in the ashtray or eaten, not left on the table.

LOOOOOOOOOL Ken - it's just the same, except for the annihilation by tank.

Middle-laners. Kill them all.

people who make little balls out of quality street wrappers then let them roll around the sofa and slip under cushions and shit

people who nod their heads slowly, with great understanding at everything you say

TV studio audiences who clap along to music whenever it is played, for however short a time.
― DavidM, Tuesday, January 26, 2010 7:25 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

and always on the on-beat.
― free the charmless but occasionally brilliant Dom Passantino (history mayne), Tuesday, January 26, 2010 11:50 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark

^ agree with this

people who have any kind of music as their ringtone but esp. that default Nokia one
― mdskltr (blueski), Monday, February 8, 2010 5:18 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark

^ but not this. I went to the proms once, having never before experienced the way that the audience applauds at the end only and not after every tune. Right at the end of one of those tunes, the default nokia went off perfectly synchronised with the last note - the collective intake of breath through clenched teeth from those disgusting savages is one of my fondest memories.

also: pedestrians who charge up to the traffic lights and press for the green man, *then* look up to see if anything's coming.

Bars and clubs that don't give you glasses of water (I think this is illegal anyways).

Throwers of still lit cigarette butts into garbage cans (how stupid are you?)

The depth of my hatred for audiences clapping along to music is unplumbable.

Clap-alongs are the apotheosis of disgusting savagery, if you ask me.

I totally applaud that sentiment.

Fuck, I was filling up with petrol a couple of weeks ago and midway through I noticed the guy sitting in the car at the pump next to mine was smoking. He rolled his window down and inch and flicked the ash out, which came swirling out and round my hand that was holding the pump. I made the mental calculation that this was probably a psycho and that my car was six inches from his door if I called him on it and he chose to get out and make something of it - so I could do nothing but hold my breath and pretend it wasn't happening. By grace I am still here.

Goes way beyond disgusting savagery, that does.

did you consider that he may simply have been a person of low intelligence?

Those who litter. Especially when that litter is dropped in the grounds of an otherwise pristinely beautiful country park, and its presence drags me out of a sylvan reverie and back into a world of savages. Disgusting, littering, savages.

^^^ Definite Top 5 "what the fuck is wrong with people?" material.

slatterns
consumptive chimneysweeps
patrons of the more insalubrious clubs in lower st james

roustabouts, ploughmen

People who don't stop their infernal digital device beeping on user input. And the savages who put the beeps there in the first place.

And clicks. Damn you, clickers.

The absolutely moronic people that honestly believe the existence of snow in and of itself completely disproves climate change. These people should all be sterilized to prevent further contamination of the gene pool.

that is actually how nazi germany got started