Your Larry David moments (Warning! Blandness!)

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Emitch: dude- my owner/landlord is doing work outside, just rings the doorbell and tries to hand me a can of soup asking if i can warm it up for him. i was like "are you serious? I'm working."
spencerchow: haha
spencerchow: it would be cool *maybe* if he asked if he could warm it up
Emitch: i invited him in to do it and he was like, no no...
spencerchow: ha
Emitch: he was like, "just put it in a pan on the stove..
Emitch: lol
spencerchow: not even microwave
spencerchow: hahahahahaha
spencerchow: that's a very curb your enthusiasm

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 3 February 2005 21:10 (nineteen years ago) link

five years pass...

what do you think is the best Curb season so far?

Zeno, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 22:08 (fourteen years ago) link

I get into the elevator with my boss -- a 68-year-old Jewish lawyer who is fairly dapper and charming -- and Richard, another older lawyer who is friends with my boss and looks kind of like Larry David.

A nice-looking, stylish 60-ish woman gets into the elevator.

Richard: I always wonder why men don't carry handbags. That would make life so much easier.
Woman: (something like "well yes I suppose so")
Boss: And that's a very nice handbag, by the way.
Woman: Oh, well thank you.
Boss: And a lovely necklace too, by the way.
Woman: Well thank you very much.
Richard: I think my wife just gave a handbag like that to the Salvation Army.

Theodore "Thee Diddy" Roosevelt (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 22:21 (fourteen years ago) link

four years pass...

If anyone has an extra ticket to Fish and doesn't feel like ripping off a stranger, please let me know

calstars, Saturday, 7 March 2015 01:14 (nine years ago) link

I get into the elevator with my boss -- a 68-year-old Jewish lawyer who is fairly dapper and charming -- and Richard, another older lawyer who is friends with my boss and looks kind of like Larry David.

A nice-looking, stylish 60-ish woman gets into the elevator.

Richard: I always wonder why men don't carry handbags. That would make life so much easier.
Woman: (something like "well yes I suppose so")
Boss: And that's a very nice handbag, by the way.
Woman: Oh, well thank you.
Boss: And a lovely necklace too, by the way.
Woman: Well thank you very much.
Richard: I think my wife just gave a handbag like that to the Salvation Army.

― Theodore "Thee Diddy" Roosevelt (Hurting 2), Wednesday, August 18, 2010 5:21 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha, I thought of this story as soon as I saw the thread title, then realized it was here already

five six and (man alive), Saturday, 7 March 2015 02:09 (nine years ago) link

I once visited the Hon. Richard Posner's federal courtroom, and in appearance and behavior Curb could have been based on him.

http://www.acslaw.org/sites/default/files/posner2_1.JPG

bit of a singles monster (Eazy), Saturday, 7 March 2015 02:25 (nine years ago) link

ten months pass...

Hosting SNL this week! So excited. I wish Larry would live forever.

calstars, Thursday, 4 February 2016 01:44 (eight years ago) link


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