Disgusting savages; list them ALL itt

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I have opened those with a steak knife on many, many occasions.

spay or neuter your blue dog (suzy), Monday, 1 February 2010 01:27 (fourteen years ago) link

restaurants in asia which consider mayo to be an acceptable salad dressing. WTF

you want it to be some dude, but it's the other dude (dyao), Monday, 1 February 2010 05:29 (fourteen years ago) link

people at work who 'reply all' to an e-mail that specifically asks each person to get back individually to the sender.

you want it to be some dude, but it's the other dude (dyao), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 09:32 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't need to know for which hours you'll be available on next Friday, ffs

you want it to be some dude, but it's the other dude (dyao), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 09:32 (fourteen years ago) link

people who tell me i've lost weight every single fucking time i see them.

estela, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 09:38 (fourteen years ago) link

someone not only just reply-alled to the list, but also wrote their reply in comic sans!

comic sans!!

you want it to be some dude, but it's the other dude (dyao), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 10:02 (fourteen years ago) link

t/s: people who always tell you you've lost weight vs. people who always tell you you've put on weight

with a bad girl's enlightenment and a Buddha's passion (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 10:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Public Servants.

Pre-FAP Stout (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 10:14 (fourteen years ago) link

equally savage xp

estela, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 10:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Novelists who kill off animals in their books are disgusting savages.

No, YOU'RE a disgusting savage (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 5 February 2010 14:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Public Servants.

― Pre-FAP Stout (King Boy Pato), 02 February 2010 10:14 (3 days ago)

Pre-emptive strike

the public sector

― Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), 26 January 2010 15:50

quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Friday, 5 February 2010 14:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Novelists who kill off animals in their books are disgusting savages.

That shit started with Homer iirc.

We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Friday, 5 February 2010 14:40 (fourteen years ago) link

Fuck him and Marge too.

No, YOU'RE a disgusting savage (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 5 February 2010 14:41 (fourteen years ago) link

the greeks

quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Friday, 5 February 2010 14:46 (fourteen years ago) link

people who have any kind of music as their ringtone but esp. that default Nokia one

mdskltr (blueski), Monday, 8 February 2010 17:18 (fourteen years ago) link

People who have TVs in dining rooms and/or kitchens are disgusting savages.

No, YOU'RE a disgusting savage (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 8 February 2010 17:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Whistlers.

calumerio, Monday, 8 February 2010 17:32 (fourteen years ago) link

perfectly able folk who take the elevator down from the 2nd floor

bnw, Monday, 8 February 2010 17:38 (fourteen years ago) link

people who hold the door open for you when you're still 500m away from the door and making you feel like you have to run to not make the situation more awkward than it is are disgusting savages.

worst savages are the ones that then expect you to thank them for it.

The smile on my face, disguises the case, I bury the truth deep down in (ken c), Monday, 8 February 2010 17:47 (fourteen years ago) link

i like default nokia tone!

harbl, Monday, 8 February 2010 17:52 (fourteen years ago) link

"People who have TVs in dining rooms and/or kitchens are disgusting savages."

People who have a TV screen built into their fridge door take it one step beyond.

gotanynewsstory? (Dorianlynskey), Monday, 8 February 2010 17:56 (fourteen years ago) link

people who are first to a four-way stop and then sit there and impatiently wave at other drivers to go ahead need to have their teeth tapped out with a ball-peen hammer (/AinNYC)

the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Monday, 8 February 2010 18:04 (fourteen years ago) link

Anybody who rooted for the Colts.

Bill Magill, Monday, 8 February 2010 18:46 (fourteen years ago) link

HEY NOW

quincie, Monday, 8 February 2010 19:26 (fourteen years ago) link

Bus drivers that won't re-open the door for you, even if you get to the bus stop just a nanosecond after it's been shut.

We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Monday, 8 February 2010 19:57 (fourteen years ago) link

People who wander up the middle of a 2-person-wide staircase (so there isn't room to pass on either side) looking at their mobile phones instead of looking where they're going

boing boom love tshak (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 12 February 2010 10:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Bus drivers that won't re-open the door for you, even if you get to the bus stop just a nanosecond after it's been shut.

this is mostly a London thing, right? I get buses in other bits of the UK and the drivers wait for you if they see you running, and then give you a smile and a wink when they open the doors. In London they try to run you over when they see you coming.

MPx4A, Friday, 12 February 2010 10:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Our dumbass neighbours who always take up two spaces when they park their fucking car.

We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Friday, 12 February 2010 10:08 (fourteen years ago) link

I get buses in other bits of the UK and the drivers wait for you if they see you running, and then give you a smile and a wink when they open the doors.

In Brighton, they give you a smile and a wink and then just drive away without you.

We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Friday, 12 February 2010 10:11 (fourteen years ago) link

When I lived somewhere with hourly buses, the bus drivers would stop for people running for them. Now I'm somewhere with more frequent buses they don't. I have only succeeded in making the driver reopen the doors to let me on once and he told me he wasn't supposed to.

boing boom love tshak (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 12 February 2010 10:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Most London bus drivers will stop for a runner, provided there's been no shift of gears.

If I have to run for a bus I'll generally shout to the queue for someone to hold it, or if I see someone running for it, I'll be intentionally slow getting on so the driver can't leave, or I'll press the stop button if I can see someone about to fail at the bus run. Occasionally, if incensed enough by a driver's attempt to Charlie Brown my ride, I've been known to stand in the stop bay in front of the bus, arms crossed/face like thunder, so dude can't drive off.

spay or neuter your blue dog (suzy), Friday, 12 February 2010 10:25 (fourteen years ago) link

I was so Charlie Browned at E&C the other week that I almost admired the bus driver for his cockiness, even though he made me look a prize twat.

The bus hadn't moved away from the stop but the doors were shut so I rapped on them and got the driver's attention. He looked at me, started to move away anyway but then stopped again after a few yards. I caught up, expecting him to open the doors but instead he decided to repeat his funny little trick - driving a few yards down the road, bringing the bus to a halt again without opening the doors. At this point I decided not to play his little game and just waved him away, but then he opened the doors and let me on, the biggest shiteating grin I've ever seen wrapped around his face.

It was exactly the kinda thing I'd do and have done with mates, so hard not to find it amusing, as fucked off as I was.

what kind of present your naked body (Upt0eleven), Friday, 12 February 2010 10:41 (fourteen years ago) link

hahah

Heisenberg (rockapads), Friday, 12 February 2010 12:55 (fourteen years ago) link

People who watched dubbed versions rather than dealing with subtitles are disgusting savages.

No, YOU'RE a disgusting savage (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 12 February 2010 20:04 (fourteen years ago) link

If subtitles are something you have to deal with, I'd just as soon not have them.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 12 February 2010 20:07 (fourteen years ago) link

People who are subtitle snobs are the most disgusting of disgusting savages

your extra awesome blossom (HI DERE), Friday, 12 February 2010 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link

http://videokilledthemoviestars.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/good-grief-charlie-brown1.jpg

Charlie Browned THIS VERY AFTERNOON. Three people at bus stop yelling at the "oblivious" driver.

extra awesome blossom (suzy), Friday, 12 February 2010 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link

ppl who go out to dinner and make little disgusting balls all over the table with their straw and napkin, fuck you

james pauseworthy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 12 February 2010 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link

How can you fall asleep listening to subtitles? How can you walk out of the room to get a drink or make popcorn? How can you watch them with your children?

kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 12 February 2010 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link

xp: oh dear, that's bad

kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 12 February 2010 20:10 (fourteen years ago) link

ppl who go out to dinner and make little disgusting balls all over the table with their straw and napkin, fuck you
--james pauseworthy (Whiney G. Weingarten)

lol I was doing this with my straw paper when I read this.

Heisenberg (rockapads), Friday, 12 February 2010 20:15 (fourteen years ago) link

How can you walk out of the room to get a drink or make popcorn?

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, February 12, 2010 3:09 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://www.koolbadges.co.uk/images/thumbnails/pause-200x200.jpg

james pauseworthy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 12 February 2010 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Dubbing completely and instantly shatters any suspension of disbelief, for me. I don't understand how people can cope with it. And if you're going to fall asleep to a movie you'll fall aslep regardless, surely?

No, YOU'RE a disgusting savage (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 12 February 2010 20:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Dubbing gets in the way of the soundtrack and sound effects too!

daz dillinger escape plan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 12 February 2010 20:36 (fourteen years ago) link

Compuslive givers-of-the-finger to the camera.

EDB, Friday, 12 February 2010 23:25 (fourteen years ago) link

ppl who go out to dinner and make little disgusting balls all over the table with their straw and napkin, fuck you

While we're at it, people who peel the label off beer bottles and make little disgusting balls with it. Also people who make little disgusting balls with cigarette foil. These should probably be deposed in the ashtray or eaten, not left on the table.

fields of salmon, Saturday, 13 February 2010 13:17 (fourteen years ago) link


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