Disgusting savages; list them ALL itt

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iirc in Japan and Korea ketchup is a normal topping. So if what you're saying is...

fields of salmon, Sunday, 31 January 2010 16:17 (fourteen years ago) link

The only person I've met who did this was from Birmingham.

Home Taping Is Killing Muzak (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 31 January 2010 16:58 (fourteen years ago) link

Toy manufacturers who fix kids' toys to the packaging with lots of fucking metal wire and screws. Why why why?

We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Sunday, 31 January 2010 19:38 (fourteen years ago) link

every time i glance at ILE somebody is talking about pizza what is it with you guys?

een, Sunday, 31 January 2010 19:54 (fourteen years ago) link

especially english pizza, and how it doesn't have sauce or something

een, Sunday, 31 January 2010 19:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Toy manufacturers who fix kids' toys to the packaging with lots of fucking metal wire and screws. Why why why?

― We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Sunday, January 31, 2010 2:38 PM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark

Oooh, these bastards.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Sunday, 31 January 2010 20:27 (fourteen years ago) link

additionally, the person who invented that hard plastic packaging that you have to use scissors to open. You know the one I mean.

FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 31 January 2010 23:51 (fourteen years ago) link

try to use scissors you mean, ineffectually hacking away until they slip and gouge a chunk out of your hand. stanley knife is the only way. and yes, disgusting, savage.

take me to your lemur (ledge), Monday, 1 February 2010 00:09 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh god I hate those! And when you do manage to somehow slice it open, it then slices you open :/

millivanillimillenary (Trayce), Monday, 1 February 2010 00:10 (fourteen years ago) link

LOL xpost.

millivanillimillenary (Trayce), Monday, 1 February 2010 00:10 (fourteen years ago) link

I have opened those with a steak knife on many, many occasions.

spay or neuter your blue dog (suzy), Monday, 1 February 2010 01:27 (fourteen years ago) link

restaurants in asia which consider mayo to be an acceptable salad dressing. WTF

you want it to be some dude, but it's the other dude (dyao), Monday, 1 February 2010 05:29 (fourteen years ago) link

people at work who 'reply all' to an e-mail that specifically asks each person to get back individually to the sender.

you want it to be some dude, but it's the other dude (dyao), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 09:32 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't need to know for which hours you'll be available on next Friday, ffs

you want it to be some dude, but it's the other dude (dyao), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 09:32 (fourteen years ago) link

people who tell me i've lost weight every single fucking time i see them.

estela, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 09:38 (fourteen years ago) link

someone not only just reply-alled to the list, but also wrote their reply in comic sans!

comic sans!!

you want it to be some dude, but it's the other dude (dyao), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 10:02 (fourteen years ago) link

t/s: people who always tell you you've lost weight vs. people who always tell you you've put on weight

with a bad girl's enlightenment and a Buddha's passion (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 10:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Public Servants.

Pre-FAP Stout (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 10:14 (fourteen years ago) link

equally savage xp

estela, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 10:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Novelists who kill off animals in their books are disgusting savages.

No, YOU'RE a disgusting savage (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 5 February 2010 14:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Public Servants.

― Pre-FAP Stout (King Boy Pato), 02 February 2010 10:14 (3 days ago)

Pre-emptive strike

the public sector

― Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), 26 January 2010 15:50

quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Friday, 5 February 2010 14:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Novelists who kill off animals in their books are disgusting savages.

That shit started with Homer iirc.

We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Friday, 5 February 2010 14:40 (fourteen years ago) link

Fuck him and Marge too.

No, YOU'RE a disgusting savage (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 5 February 2010 14:41 (fourteen years ago) link

the greeks

quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Friday, 5 February 2010 14:46 (fourteen years ago) link

people who have any kind of music as their ringtone but esp. that default Nokia one

mdskltr (blueski), Monday, 8 February 2010 17:18 (fourteen years ago) link

People who have TVs in dining rooms and/or kitchens are disgusting savages.

No, YOU'RE a disgusting savage (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 8 February 2010 17:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Whistlers.

calumerio, Monday, 8 February 2010 17:32 (fourteen years ago) link

perfectly able folk who take the elevator down from the 2nd floor

bnw, Monday, 8 February 2010 17:38 (fourteen years ago) link

people who hold the door open for you when you're still 500m away from the door and making you feel like you have to run to not make the situation more awkward than it is are disgusting savages.

worst savages are the ones that then expect you to thank them for it.

The smile on my face, disguises the case, I bury the truth deep down in (ken c), Monday, 8 February 2010 17:47 (fourteen years ago) link

i like default nokia tone!

harbl, Monday, 8 February 2010 17:52 (fourteen years ago) link

"People who have TVs in dining rooms and/or kitchens are disgusting savages."

People who have a TV screen built into their fridge door take it one step beyond.

gotanynewsstory? (Dorianlynskey), Monday, 8 February 2010 17:56 (fourteen years ago) link

people who are first to a four-way stop and then sit there and impatiently wave at other drivers to go ahead need to have their teeth tapped out with a ball-peen hammer (/AinNYC)

the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Monday, 8 February 2010 18:04 (fourteen years ago) link

Anybody who rooted for the Colts.

Bill Magill, Monday, 8 February 2010 18:46 (fourteen years ago) link

HEY NOW

quincie, Monday, 8 February 2010 19:26 (fourteen years ago) link

Bus drivers that won't re-open the door for you, even if you get to the bus stop just a nanosecond after it's been shut.

We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Monday, 8 February 2010 19:57 (fourteen years ago) link

People who wander up the middle of a 2-person-wide staircase (so there isn't room to pass on either side) looking at their mobile phones instead of looking where they're going

boing boom love tshak (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 12 February 2010 10:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Bus drivers that won't re-open the door for you, even if you get to the bus stop just a nanosecond after it's been shut.

this is mostly a London thing, right? I get buses in other bits of the UK and the drivers wait for you if they see you running, and then give you a smile and a wink when they open the doors. In London they try to run you over when they see you coming.

MPx4A, Friday, 12 February 2010 10:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Our dumbass neighbours who always take up two spaces when they park their fucking car.

We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Friday, 12 February 2010 10:08 (fourteen years ago) link

I get buses in other bits of the UK and the drivers wait for you if they see you running, and then give you a smile and a wink when they open the doors.

In Brighton, they give you a smile and a wink and then just drive away without you.

We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Friday, 12 February 2010 10:11 (fourteen years ago) link

When I lived somewhere with hourly buses, the bus drivers would stop for people running for them. Now I'm somewhere with more frequent buses they don't. I have only succeeded in making the driver reopen the doors to let me on once and he told me he wasn't supposed to.

boing boom love tshak (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 12 February 2010 10:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Most London bus drivers will stop for a runner, provided there's been no shift of gears.

If I have to run for a bus I'll generally shout to the queue for someone to hold it, or if I see someone running for it, I'll be intentionally slow getting on so the driver can't leave, or I'll press the stop button if I can see someone about to fail at the bus run. Occasionally, if incensed enough by a driver's attempt to Charlie Brown my ride, I've been known to stand in the stop bay in front of the bus, arms crossed/face like thunder, so dude can't drive off.

spay or neuter your blue dog (suzy), Friday, 12 February 2010 10:25 (fourteen years ago) link

I was so Charlie Browned at E&C the other week that I almost admired the bus driver for his cockiness, even though he made me look a prize twat.

The bus hadn't moved away from the stop but the doors were shut so I rapped on them and got the driver's attention. He looked at me, started to move away anyway but then stopped again after a few yards. I caught up, expecting him to open the doors but instead he decided to repeat his funny little trick - driving a few yards down the road, bringing the bus to a halt again without opening the doors. At this point I decided not to play his little game and just waved him away, but then he opened the doors and let me on, the biggest shiteating grin I've ever seen wrapped around his face.

It was exactly the kinda thing I'd do and have done with mates, so hard not to find it amusing, as fucked off as I was.

what kind of present your naked body (Upt0eleven), Friday, 12 February 2010 10:41 (fourteen years ago) link

hahah

Heisenberg (rockapads), Friday, 12 February 2010 12:55 (fourteen years ago) link

People who watched dubbed versions rather than dealing with subtitles are disgusting savages.

No, YOU'RE a disgusting savage (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 12 February 2010 20:04 (fourteen years ago) link

If subtitles are something you have to deal with, I'd just as soon not have them.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 12 February 2010 20:07 (fourteen years ago) link


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