Disgusting savages; list them ALL itt

Yo I eat at my desk and am careful about smells but why should I be? Disgusting savages are the rest of the obese, diabetes-ridden, arterial-stent-having co-workers who eat STRAIGHT GARBAGE every day and then complain they have reflux or they are "tired."

Plus they order Pappa John pizza on their "special days". That stuff smells like feet and tastes like ass. So much hate. Disgusting savages. Oh, uh putting a smiley on it makes it all better:)

No it doesn't.

lol otm

Restaurant special! Server from Friday, you are the stupidest thing on two legs in London and YOU SUCK. For waiting 20 minutes to take our order after hassling me every 60 seconds before my friend arrived; for not mentioning which menu items were finished BEFORE we tried to order them; for taking 15 minutes to bring chips and pico gallo; for completely forgetting my friend's entree and the margaritas comped by his friend, the owner, when he arrived; for not bringing the guac/salsa/sour cream that was supposed to come with the food and when asked about it, 'it's finished' which is never a good answer at 2pm on a Friday in a Mexican restaurant open all day (and less than 100m from a market selling bucketloads of guac-ready avocados).

Basically, what should have been a lovely lunch was virtually ruined by this brain-dead oxygen thief and what made it worse is that all the other waitresses seemed to be serving their sections brilliantly. Also, the etiquette of the comped drink/dining companion's outbreak of Englishness in the face of bad service meant we couldn't really tell the owner about the travesty element of the meal.

I have this horrible urge to excuse people their inefficiencies.

And extra-berate people for their inhumanities.

no xpost oops soz

drusophilos' bouncing ball

People who smear ketchup over the top of pizzas.

!!!!!!
That's fucking pre-caveman behavior, what the fuck!

iirc in Japan and Korea ketchup is a normal topping. So if what you're saying is...

The only person I've met who did this was from Birmingham.

Toy manufacturers who fix kids' toys to the packaging with lots of fucking metal wire and screws. Why why why?

Japanese pizza:

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every time i glance at ILE somebody is talking about pizza what is it with you guys?

especially english pizza, and how it doesn't have sauce or something

Toy manufacturers who fix kids' toys to the packaging with lots of fucking metal wire and screws. Why why why?

― We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Sunday, January 31, 2010 2:38 PM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark

Oooh, these bastards.

additionally, the person who invented that hard plastic packaging that you have to use scissors to open. You know the one I mean.

try to use scissors you mean, ineffectually hacking away until they slip and gouge a chunk out of your hand. stanley knife is the only way. and yes, disgusting, savage.

Oh god I hate those! And when you do manage to somehow slice it open, it then slices you open :/

LOL xpost.

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I have opened those with a steak knife on many, many occasions.

restaurants in asia which consider mayo to be an acceptable salad dressing. WTF

people at work who 'reply all' to an e-mail that specifically asks each person to get back individually to the sender.

I don't need to know for which hours you'll be available on next Friday, ffs

people who tell me i've lost weight every single fucking time i see them.

someone not only just reply-alled to the list, but also wrote their reply in comic sans!

comic sans!!

t/s: people who always tell you you've lost weight vs. people who always tell you you've put on weight

Public Servants.

equally savage xp

Novelists who kill off animals in their books are disgusting savages.

Public Servants.

― Pre-FAP Stout (King Boy Pato), 02 February 2010 10:14 (3 days ago)

Pre-emptive strike

the public sector

― Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), 26 January 2010 15:50

Novelists who kill off animals in their books are disgusting savages.

That shit started with Homer iirc.

Fuck him and Marge too.

the greeks

people who have any kind of music as their ringtone but esp. that default Nokia one

People who have TVs in dining rooms and/or kitchens are disgusting savages.

Whistlers.

perfectly able folk who take the elevator down from the 2nd floor

people who hold the door open for you when you're still 500m away from the door and making you feel like you have to run to not make the situation more awkward than it is are disgusting savages.

worst savages are the ones that then expect you to thank them for it.

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i like default nokia tone!

"People who have TVs in dining rooms and/or kitchens are disgusting savages."

People who have a TV screen built into their fridge door take it one step beyond.

people who are first to a four-way stop and then sit there and impatiently wave at other drivers to go ahead need to have their teeth tapped out with a ball-peen hammer (/AinNYC)

Anybody who rooted for the Colts.

HEY NOW

Bus drivers that won't re-open the door for you, even if you get to the bus stop just a nanosecond after it's been shut.

People who wander up the middle of a 2-person-wide staircase (so there isn't room to pass on either side) looking at their mobile phones instead of looking where they're going

Bus drivers that won't re-open the door for you, even if you get to the bus stop just a nanosecond after it's been shut.

this is mostly a London thing, right? I get buses in other bits of the UK and the drivers wait for you if they see you running, and then give you a smile and a wink when they open the doors. In London they try to run you over when they see you coming.