Disgusting savages; list them ALL itt

re: above, about the 10-items scofflaws, i saw a brassy cashier get lippy with a dotty old lady who had a cart full of bread and big bags of potatoes and i don't remember what all, but obviously more than 10 items. unfortunately the dotty lady didn't even seem to understand the questions -- "Uh, how MANY ITEMS DO YOU HAVE, exactly?" -- so the scorn was lost on her and she just continued piling her groceries up until the cashier sort of sighed and started ringing them up, glaring the whole time. but i was glad the teller at least made the effort.

Paul Shirley.

http://www.flipcollective.com/2010/01/26/if-you-rebuild-it-they-will-come-by-paul-shirley/

loud talkers in quiet places

the producers of "CELTIC WOMAN"

ilx poll creators who give an end date so far out that no one will give a shit about the results by then

People who do that thing where they quote another post but strike out most of the text to hilariously denounce a wider group than the original post intended to

as tempting as it is, in the case of the above post

ppl who post long, varied lists of albums w/no artist names

Or youtube clips with no preamble or explanation which looks pretty irritating with images off.

Ah yes, don't know if ogmor meant in text or picture form, but people who answer an ILM question with a series of album covers I've never seen before with no artist/title on, all linked from Amazon so that even if you click Properties it just says "___zzzamazon2349582398.jpg" or something

People who stack the supermarket conveyor belt like Jenga: you are not going to get your stuff scanned any faster, but the top layer is going to fall on the floor or into my shopping, and if the bottles you have put upright (hello, the conveyor belt has about 6 notices saying not to put bottles upright) balanced on top of 3 boxes of cereal crush my breakable items when they inevitably fall over, I will hate you, and then laugh, and then hate you

people be stressin in supermarkets

irish politicians

tony blair

anyone who reps for tony blair in 2010

David Blunkett ('Tony Blair will eventually be seen as one of our greatest prime ministers')

he'll rival thatcher

Most dancers on grave?

notoriety kind of thing yeah

office workers who eat at their desks

it's disgusting behavior that certainly makes you feel like a savage but sometimes you've gotta do what you've gotta do.

people who say "same shit, different day"

office workers who eat at their desks

― naus, Friday, January 29, 2010 3:59 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

goddamn, i do this every day.

I'd rather eat at my desk than in the cafeteria, wtf?

everybody around you can smell your food

Must've been one fragrant fucking sandwich!

yeah, if there are onions. other people in the office think nothing of reheating some leftover fish and taking it back to their desks. and it is distracting to hear someone eating a bag of chips in the next cubicle while trying to speak w/ a client over the phone or write a report

office workers who eat at their desks

What is the alternative?

people who have to have every single item of their weekly supermarket shop bagged up BEFORE they start paying.

reheating some leftover fish and taking it back to their desks.

Oh this is the truth though. Plus that fucks things up for whoever is the next to use the microwave.

Dudes aren't going to smell my onion sandwich unless they come all the way into my office.

People who don't alphabetise CD collections but do spend ages correctly tagging and sorting artwork for MP3 libraries are disgusting savages.

on office eating etiquette - i have a coworker who eats at his desk in our shared office but always throws his stank ass food out in the our trash can so i have to smell it for the next 4-5 hours. :(

Yo I eat at my desk and am careful about smells but why should I be? Disgusting savages are the rest of the obese, diabetes-ridden, arterial-stent-having co-workers who eat STRAIGHT GARBAGE every day and then complain they have reflux or they are "tired."

Plus they order Pappa John pizza on their "special days". That stuff smells like feet and tastes like ass. So much hate. Disgusting savages. Oh, uh putting a smiley on it makes it all better:)

No it doesn't.

lol otm

Restaurant special! Server from Friday, you are the stupidest thing on two legs in London and YOU SUCK. For waiting 20 minutes to take our order after hassling me every 60 seconds before my friend arrived; for not mentioning which menu items were finished BEFORE we tried to order them; for taking 15 minutes to bring chips and pico gallo; for completely forgetting my friend's entree and the margaritas comped by his friend, the owner, when he arrived; for not bringing the guac/salsa/sour cream that was supposed to come with the food and when asked about it, 'it's finished' which is never a good answer at 2pm on a Friday in a Mexican restaurant open all day (and less than 100m from a market selling bucketloads of guac-ready avocados).

Basically, what should have been a lovely lunch was virtually ruined by this brain-dead oxygen thief and what made it worse is that all the other waitresses seemed to be serving their sections brilliantly. Also, the etiquette of the comped drink/dining companion's outbreak of Englishness in the face of bad service meant we couldn't really tell the owner about the travesty element of the meal.

I have this horrible urge to excuse people their inefficiencies.

And extra-berate people for their inhumanities.

no xpost oops soz

drusophilos' bouncing ball

People who smear ketchup over the top of pizzas.

!!!!!!
That's fucking pre-caveman behavior, what the fuck!

iirc in Japan and Korea ketchup is a normal topping. So if what you're saying is...

The only person I've met who did this was from Birmingham.

Toy manufacturers who fix kids' toys to the packaging with lots of fucking metal wire and screws. Why why why?

Japanese pizza:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mqB-lM3bOXQ/SapM4p5JyQI/AAAAAAAAA5E/F0vyam2afdM/s400/new_mentai_kitchen.jpg

every time i glance at ILE somebody is talking about pizza what is it with you guys?

especially english pizza, and how it doesn't have sauce or something

Toy manufacturers who fix kids' toys to the packaging with lots of fucking metal wire and screws. Why why why?

― We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Sunday, January 31, 2010 2:38 PM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark

Oooh, these bastards.

additionally, the person who invented that hard plastic packaging that you have to use scissors to open. You know the one I mean.

try to use scissors you mean, ineffectually hacking away until they slip and gouge a chunk out of your hand. stanley knife is the only way. and yes, disgusting, savage.

Oh god I hate those! And when you do manage to somehow slice it open, it then slices you open :/

LOL xpost.