Disgusting savages; list them ALL itt

One colleague calls me 'Rob' half the time, I let it fly. But I know where he lives. And I can get explosives.

people who lick their thumb in order to flip through a stack of banknotes more easily, then hand their payment to the poor cashier, who will soon die of meningitis.

SM, there is *never* an excuse for misspelling a name in correspondence. It's just disrespectful.

people who have "quirky" spellings of regular-sounding names and who get uppity when people spell their idiosyncratic version wrong

but aren't these people as much the victim as you are? Sure, it's possible that Megan had her name legally changed to Meghyn to distinguish herself from the plebs, but chances are it was her idiot parents who made the decision. blow up her parents' house, is what I'm sayin'.

People who think that instant coffee is acceptable.

People that eat peanut butter from the jar with a spoon.

dutch librarians

People who belch (?) in public. Or fart. Yes, last week during tennis the bloke on the other field belched REALLY LOUDLY. WTF. I first thought it was our teacher who loudly proclaimed "I AM NOT THAT RUDE" lol

xpost my friend does this with Nutella. I really don't mind. Rude? Maybe for some, but she's my best friend.

People who push a trolley round the supermarket then, on getting to the checkout, porterage the contents of the trolley...

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Suzy; I'm just joshing you.

I eat Nutella from the jar with a spoon. Fucking hell yes I do.

Well, it's YOUR pot. She does it with our pot. Ah fuck, I really don't care, she's a friend!

LOL Had a woman take priority from the LEFT WITHOUT LOOKING ONCE. lololol Dangerous as hell but I still couldn't honk the car. I did mutter inside the car.

"People who think that instant coffee is acceptable."

even worse, people who think that DECAF instant coffee is acceptable.

People who push a trolley round the supermarket then, on getting to the checkout, porterage the contents of the trolley...

I like to pretend my English is sufficient, but not in this case. You mean they let others... Oh fuck, I really don't get it.

People who do not warn when the toiletpaper is gone. WHAT THE FUCK!

The chuckleheads who run a barber shop just down the road from me are disgusting savages. At Christmas they covered the entire building with lights, blow-up santas and snowmen, small xmas trees - sticking out perpendicular from the walls - and assorted plastic festive tat.
And they still haven't taken it down. Hilarious. In fact they've recently added to it with a large Union Jack flag and Help For Heroes banners.

Filthy, degenerate scum.

I like to pretend my English is sufficient, but not in this case. You mean they let others... Oh fuck, I really don't get it.

i.e. people with piles of shopping that cheat and use multiple baskets so that they can join the express/handbaskets-only queue.

I'm surprised I haven't thought of doing that myself before.

Surely the till staff might spot this skullduggery though and reject them? In principle, they are scum, but I cannot see this kind of savagery being easily achieved irl - the time taken to decant goods from trolley to baskets would surely negate the wait time saved too?

this thread is kinda like all the other ilx threads rolled into one

I've never seen anyone doing the decanting thing at a till, but people putting 11 items, OR A WHOLE FUCKING TROLLEY, through at the 10 items or fewer aisle are almost as disgusting a bunch of savages as the till staff who don't set fire to the fuckers but rather just let them get away with being disgusting savages.

I have never needed more than one basket, but surely BASKETS ONLY doesn't imply ONE BASKET ONLY. 10 items or fewer is a different queue.

nah it totally implies that, it's for people with less stuff than a trolley-full.

Ooooh, good point by Suzy, even if it is against the spirit of the queue.

If I had to argue the point in the field I'm sure I would prevail (I have successfully argued that the extra 5lbs in my transatlantic luggage should pass without charge because combined weight of luggage + me is still 150 lbs. lighter than the man served before me before we even discuss his belongings).

When peeved, I tend to go literal for LOLs. Example: when snippily told by some minion 'I'm afraid that isn't possible' I have been known to say 'feel the fear and do it anyway'.

Till staff want to sit, scan stuff, earn money, go home. Till staff do not want to say "excuse me sir I think you may have too many items" and risk having the entire queue held up by a dick shouting at everyone about what an outrage it is.

Strangely I am unbothered by minor infractions of airline rules, because airlines make a lot of money out of being hugely inconvenient to the customer, whereas in the supermarket it's the other customers who are inconvenienced.

(though I have wondered before now when carrying 11 items including 2 of the same product whether this counts - I decided not in the end but would've found it pretty jobsworthy if I had tried it and been called on it)

yes it counts get out of my queue

If the two items are a BOGOF it might only count as the one that's paid for.

nope out of my queue

tbh if you go up to the item number limit you are taking the piss a bit. The queue shd be called "sandwich, bag of crisps, drink, newspaper, fuck off".

I have had about nine items before, but in a trolley instead of a basket, and I have gone to the slow queue because I am too cowardly to confront THE SYSTEM.

those who created a system in which, when you want to contact a company's after sales service you reach a call center located on the other side of the world with people on the phone who don't have a clue about anything and make it impossible to get an answer/solution to your problem but it's useless yelling at because it's not their fault. a system in which the companies are virtually irresponsible.
the people who created that system are DS...

People who select hold music are invariably disgusting savages

Protip: if you want to avoid that and you're in the UK, just check for a number the company makes available to its local customers calling to deal with shit from outside Britain. This number will usually be an identifiable UK land line number answered by a real company employee, not some subcontractor or offshore call centre person.

pretty much every job i've ever had has been listed here in the category 'ds'.

i am a ds.

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;_;

Luka Modric

beautiful savage imo

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tbh if you go up to the item number limit you are taking the piss a bit. The queue shd be called "sandwich, bag of crisps, drink, newspaper, fuck off".

(think I actually had 6 items and debated - but didn't use - a 5-or-fewer lane, mainly cz 11 is a bit far for me to count tbh)

DELUDED SPUR

xxxxpost
thanks for the tip !

Robbie Savage

Owners of a company who "deeply regret" that there are "no resources available" to provide severance to the people they're laying off...when said owners are directly responsible for the whole rotten mess...you people are the most revolting, disgusting savages and I despise you.

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