Disgusting savages; list them ALL itt

no trousers for women code? fuck that noise imo

No LJ

packed lunch

i am pretty much always the coldest person in a warm office, sorry for being a savage

What about a colleague who maintains that they are "allergic" to air conditioning AND fluorescent lighting? That these both give them "really bad migraines", as if there were another kind, and thus must be switched off at all times.

clicking away from Noodle Vague and darraghmac talking about God and capitalism then trying to go back but accidentally clicking on this tab to see them talking about cold offices - confusing. The inventor of tabbed browsing is a disgusting savage.

Where is god and capitalism talk?

I seriously don't see any difference between raising your kids to fear imaginary deity and raising your kids to be law-abiding passive consumers tbh and think in many respects the former is preferable

everyone on that thread^

oh god yeah. we are all savages but some of us are looking at the arse.

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Members of HannaH*s Field.

People who, regardless of irrefutable evidence to the contrary, maintain that they are ALWAYS RIGHT.

Think that's covered by "17 year-old boys" tbh.

People who get you to click on the other thread with promises of looking at arse.

I already copped to being a disgusting savage once.

people who go "woo!" and "yeah!" during quiet moments at shows (happening to me right now)

A Booker Prize nominated author is apparently the absolute most disgusting savage of all time if you work in our IT department, so much so that 2 members of DST have to go and attend to him in case he gets aggro (which he will).

Rod Liddle

People who spell your name wrong in emails to you even though they are replying to your email which, unsurprisingly, contains your name spelled correctly.

I must confess I did that once, ant put Karen instead of Karyn I felt so guilty.

all ISPs and all energy suppliers in the UK

xxpost ah jeez yeah. I'm gonna start signing off 'Iain'

People who spell your name wrong in emails to you even though they are replying to your email which, unsurprisingly, contains your name spelled correctly.

If all these people were lined up against a wall and shot, there might be adequate resources for the rest of us. Just sayin'.

Tempted to post that people who have "quirky" spellings of regular-sounding names and who get uppity when people spell their idiosyncratic version wrong in a quickly dashed-off email are disgusting savages. but I shan't.

One colleague calls me 'Rob' half the time, I let it fly. But I know where he lives. And I can get explosives.

people who lick their thumb in order to flip through a stack of banknotes more easily, then hand their payment to the poor cashier, who will soon die of meningitis.

SM, there is *never* an excuse for misspelling a name in correspondence. It's just disrespectful.

people who have "quirky" spellings of regular-sounding names and who get uppity when people spell their idiosyncratic version wrong

but aren't these people as much the victim as you are? Sure, it's possible that Megan had her name legally changed to Meghyn to distinguish herself from the plebs, but chances are it was her idiot parents who made the decision. blow up her parents' house, is what I'm sayin'.

People who think that instant coffee is acceptable.

People that eat peanut butter from the jar with a spoon.

dutch librarians

People who belch (?) in public. Or fart. Yes, last week during tennis the bloke on the other field belched REALLY LOUDLY. WTF. I first thought it was our teacher who loudly proclaimed "I AM NOT THAT RUDE" lol

xpost my friend does this with Nutella. I really don't mind. Rude? Maybe for some, but she's my best friend.

People who push a trolley round the supermarket then, on getting to the checkout, porterage the contents of the trolley...

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Suzy; I'm just joshing you.

I eat Nutella from the jar with a spoon. Fucking hell yes I do.

Well, it's YOUR pot. She does it with our pot. Ah fuck, I really don't care, she's a friend!

LOL Had a woman take priority from the LEFT WITHOUT LOOKING ONCE. lololol Dangerous as hell but I still couldn't honk the car. I did mutter inside the car.

"People who think that instant coffee is acceptable."

even worse, people who think that DECAF instant coffee is acceptable.

People who push a trolley round the supermarket then, on getting to the checkout, porterage the contents of the trolley...

I like to pretend my English is sufficient, but not in this case. You mean they let others... Oh fuck, I really don't get it.

People who do not warn when the toiletpaper is gone. WHAT THE FUCK!

The chuckleheads who run a barber shop just down the road from me are disgusting savages. At Christmas they covered the entire building with lights, blow-up santas and snowmen, small xmas trees - sticking out perpendicular from the walls - and assorted plastic festive tat.
And they still haven't taken it down. Hilarious. In fact they've recently added to it with a large Union Jack flag and Help For Heroes banners.

Filthy, degenerate scum.

I like to pretend my English is sufficient, but not in this case. You mean they let others... Oh fuck, I really don't get it.

i.e. people with piles of shopping that cheat and use multiple baskets so that they can join the express/handbaskets-only queue.

I'm surprised I haven't thought of doing that myself before.

Surely the till staff might spot this skullduggery though and reject them? In principle, they are scum, but I cannot see this kind of savagery being easily achieved irl - the time taken to decant goods from trolley to baskets would surely negate the wait time saved too?

this thread is kinda like all the other ilx threads rolled into one

I've never seen anyone doing the decanting thing at a till, but people putting 11 items, OR A WHOLE FUCKING TROLLEY, through at the 10 items or fewer aisle are almost as disgusting a bunch of savages as the till staff who don't set fire to the fuckers but rather just let them get away with being disgusting savages.

I have never needed more than one basket, but surely BASKETS ONLY doesn't imply ONE BASKET ONLY. 10 items or fewer is a different queue.

nah it totally implies that, it's for people with less stuff than a trolley-full.

Ooooh, good point by Suzy, even if it is against the spirit of the queue.

If I had to argue the point in the field I'm sure I would prevail (I have successfully argued that the extra 5lbs in my transatlantic luggage should pass without charge because combined weight of luggage + me is still 150 lbs. lighter than the man served before me before we even discuss his belongings).

When peeved, I tend to go literal for LOLs. Example: when snippily told by some minion 'I'm afraid that isn't possible' I have been known to say 'feel the fear and do it anyway'.

Till staff want to sit, scan stuff, earn money, go home. Till staff do not want to say "excuse me sir I think you may have too many items" and risk having the entire queue held up by a dick shouting at everyone about what an outrage it is.

Strangely I am unbothered by minor infractions of airline rules, because airlines make a lot of money out of being hugely inconvenient to the customer, whereas in the supermarket it's the other customers who are inconvenienced.

(though I have wondered before now when carrying 11 items including 2 of the same product whether this counts - I decided not in the end but would've found it pretty jobsworthy if I had tried it and been called on it)