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Dear DC thread,

If you want Blenders and big muffs, plz to email me for pricing for online pals. Also, we ship to faroff lands like DC and manitoba or wherever gbx owns his cave.

Love,
JJ

P.S. Include your real email address in the mail, because nu-ilx emailing is teh suck.
P.P.S. This goes for those desiring little portable recording boxes too.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

ALLY I HAD SOME FUCKING FANTASTIC OYSTERS EN BROCHETTE AT MY STUPID DINNER PARTY LAST MONDAY

WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT THIS DINNER PARTY THEN

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

JJ, gotta Bellzouki?

― Ed, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

also yeah, which dc dudes are we talking about? because i like everyone here. just not anyone anywhere else in dc.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

haha it's amazing how much better you guys are than the people I knew when I lived there. ;_;

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:27 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm just lucky that pete spotted me on the street one day and then e-mailed me ARE U FROM TEH INTERNETS??, otherwise i'd be in a seething hotbed of 94/7 rage towards this entire city and all of its denizens and wouldn't know any of you. ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Ed, is that that danelectro thingy?

― John Justen, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm just lucky that pete spotted me on the street one day and then e-mailed me ARE U FROM TEH INTERNETS??

aw! the DC thread creation myth!

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

that was me, sucka! although pete did the emailing.

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

um, except not a myth. that's so cute.

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah now you get to seethe in a hotbed of rage while getting wasted with us 94/7!

beartrap etc

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

O RLY well then, kudos to you zr, i owe you a drink. cos otherwise i'd probably be like hanging out with lns fuckers and then going home and cutting myself, every night.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:30 (seventeen years ago) link

lol jfk i'd probably have just moved away to puerto rico or something by now :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

so, wait, fuck you guys for spotting me ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

JJ. I am not in DC. I am in Chicago. Can I email you anyhow? Another obstacle: I don't know your email.

― n/a, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe the flying dawkins should be in PR?

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

i'd prefer it to be in cuba but PR works too, and is probably easier.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

omg Cuba someone I know is there right now so jealous

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I bet it's not SNOWING in CUBA!

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

also ed that thing looks like it contains the secrets of the universe

These asteroid castle dwelling canadians are 8080 blood diamonds. They make things that sound shit hot and then spend more time making them look like [url=[Removed Illegal Link]

JJ, it is, crazy unloved, awkward, jangly 60s Denelectro thing. Theres one in London in a guitar shop shoved unloved behind the pedal cupboard and I needto go in and see if they will part with it for a reasonable sum. If not there is one on the internets for $700. I've seen them as low as 350 Euros. I want to tune it in 5ths for some crazy 12 string octavemandozouki action.

― Ed, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

also ed that thing looks like it contains the secrets of the universe

These asteroid castle dwelling canadians are 8080 blood diamonds. They make things that sound shit hot and then spend more time making them look like space

JJ, it is, crazy unloved, awkward, jangly 60s Denelectro thing. Theres one in London in a guitar shop shoved unloved behind the pedal cupboard and I needto go in and see if they will part with it for a reasonable sum. If not there is one on the internets for $700. I've seen them as low as 350 Euros. I want to tune it in 5ths for some crazy 12 string octavemandozouki action.

― Ed, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link

These asteroid castle dwelling canadians are 8080 blood diamonds. These asteroid castle dwelling canadians are 8080 blood diamonds. These asteroid castle dwelling canadians are 8080 blood diamonds. These asteroid castle dwelling canadians are 8080 blood diamonds. These asteroid castle dwelling canadians are 8080 blood diamonds. These asteroid castle dwelling canadians are 8080 blood diamonds. These asteroid castle dwelling canadians are 8080 blood diamonds. These asteroid castle dwelling canadians are 8080 blood diamonds. These asteroid castle dwelling canadians are 8080 blood diamonds.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Illegal links are fucking polarbeartraps.

― Ed, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah JJ i emailed you through ilx but i don't know if you'll get it - my address is teenagequiet @ geewhizmail.com

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Anyone from anywhere can email me about this stuff, even from Chicago. My email is j0hnjus✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧ (sans googleproof).

― John Justen, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:35 (seventeen years ago) link

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

― John Justen, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

pandabeartraps?

― Ed, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

automated email detect-and-fixit for old posts

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

I suspect most humans with mild brainpower should be able to decode the missing characters though

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link

omg yr email address is awesome

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link

lol automatic email obscuring, you are v v well implemented

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link

fattyfattyfatpa✧✧✧@a✧✧.c✧✧

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

thatwasfuniiiiiiiiiii✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

T✧✧@K✧✧.E✧✧

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

this is so weird

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

butthatchet @ slam dot dingdongs

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

awesome, zombi is at my friend 1vy's house!

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Wow. Now I really want that email address instead of my real one.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link

And yes, I mean butthatc✧✧✧@s✧✧✧.dingdo✧✧✧.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

EVEN BETTER.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

boxc✧✧✧@n✧.n✧.n✧

― Ed, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link

ok i know i'm bored when i'm reading the lns term definition page.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I need to stop eating peeps.

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

the fact that they have a defined and approved abbreviation to designate the song "murder on the dance floor" by sophie ellis bextor is possibly the gayest thing i've ever read in my entire life.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean, srsly? y'all like that song THAT much?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean it's alright but it's no moi...lolita or love at first sight, man up you fags.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Dr. Scientist knows you want a wild fuzz tone. You want to sound like a chainsaw... cutting the moon in half... while it's on fire. And you want controls for Gain, Treble, and Volume, plus a cool looking, bright LED. And you want to see some cool looking robots!

wow Dr. Scientist disturbingly OTM

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:52 (seventeen years ago) link

wait i want that too

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:52 (seventeen years ago) link

how does Dr. Scientist know all this shit about you?

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't know but it's nice to finally be understood

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

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