I am drunk

i made fun of an italian for packing it in after 6 beers the other night (ie how many i had had before leaving the house)....maybe i should think about cutting back? i'd save like a billion dollars!

I am shocked -- shocked -- at all of you.

I am so shocked I Am about to get food + 1 more Maker's Mark + WoW

Yes, my shock and dismay are driving me to teh WW for MNDC.

if i had six beers before i left the house, i wouldn't be able to leave the house.

And if you don't know what that means you haven't visited NYC on a Monday.

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HI THERE ME GETTING INTO RETARDED FIGHTS WITH EX(?) GIRLFRIEND AND THEN DRINKING BEERS

yeah, but this is marlboro country, Mr Que

right now i am going to go watch hockey with my buddy Glen and dollars to donuts that he puts down 2-3 pitchers all on his lonesome

i should have eaten a meal today and i would be less drunk

damn maybe i should go buy some knob creek? was gonna be good during the week again but the second i read 'maker's' i got the itch to sip some bourbon.

the other night i convinced a friend not to send a manipulative text message to an ex (which would have been his second of the night). i'm so proud of my drunk personal skills! also found out said friend wanted to make out with me, but given the situation nothing happened, which i am not sure whether to regret or not.

the decision whether or not to make out is always one fraught with peril

well it was kind of political and i wasn't drunk enough to ignore it.

i love eating meals after ur too drunk, u know like the mornin after

the morning after meal

rules

making out is in the short term always a decent idea

teh WW for MNDC.

the Walla Walla for My Nice Drunk Car???

(yeah dark rum love tonight)

HAI I AM DRUNKAH I had some rum with doctor pepper and am pleasantly buzzed (3 shots of rum; am about 140 pounds); and now my ambiguously gay friend is coming over with a case of Piels and I shall drink more.

and earlier i tried to make mojito but it turned out bad bad :/

whats up ilx, i could be drunker but I'll count my blessings

It is a chilly sunny Saturdee arvo here and I'm alone so I am drinking some wine and playing Depeche Mode and writing music and chillin out. Good times.

Beer over here. Some and then more.

As is correct!

mai tais at work today to celebrate the end of the season, then margaritas with the sister and family, and now beer at home with lxy. yep. but not drunk?!? just full. (we need a 'i am not drunk i just ate and drank too much' thread)

I'm drunk-ish, but before my last beer I knocked over a barstool at a local in the process of getting up and walking out to smoke. I blame the fact that I biked down here and had lost the feeling for how much propulsive force was too much.

i'm not really that drunk. i had half a bottle of wine and three pints. i guess i'll smoke w33d and watch RAD?

RARGH WHY DOES I NOT HAS WEED.

There's nothing like a classic slow-motion flatland/gym/prom sequence

xpost that is

i remember seeing this for the first time

bicycle boogie! dance-offs! "what happened to my eyes??! that is NOT bart taylor!!!!!"

THE NAME'S BOB NOT BLOB!!

durnk and happy

RIVER WOLF I WOSHIPED AT THE ALTER OF THAT MOVIE AS A CHILD.

IS THAT SHIT ON NETFLIX OR WHAT.

i went to friends house for records and beers and puppies then to the bottle for friends and bands and beers and drugs then took 3 different cabs trying to find a 4 o'clock bar without a line. we failed on that last thing. but i'm liquored up and full of stuff and ready to like build a cabin or something.

hellz yes

I r hating time diff cos I can never really be drunken with mah ILX homies, but COME ON GUIZE LETS DRUNK WHY NOT.

it's 10:03am here and I've been up since 6! let's party!

i have a blender and some tequila

and some ice cubes

Tracer, you are truly da man. I would have all this margarita parties with you. Damn I really do have to do my US visit some time soon.

Come on guiys who wants to get dranks on with me? yeah. Ok um yeah.

i have beer and gin and tonic water, come on over.

Not all in the one glass surely ;P

I have cask wine. Cheap n cheerful.

who said anything about a margarita?

Well you said you had teq and icecubes and a blender!

my understanding was that margaritas required more than that + piece of old cheese, which is the entire contents of my kitchen right now

but of such humble beginnings are beverage empires made

i call it the "teq no prisoners"

Hmm, the tequila cheeser. DO YOU DARE.

Also dude if you are drunk at 10am I tip my hat to you, srsly.