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just go buy one of those $1000 Roland V-Dickhead boxes and save the earth a few trees for packing and shipping yo

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

i do not mind the scallops/bacon combination.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link

the problem with wrapping any of these sea creatures in bacon is that there are vastly different cooking times between pigs and sea dwellers. you can partially precook the bacon, but then you run the risk of the bacon becoming overcooked. large shrimp take the longest out of all of these creatures to cook so it's the best one to use, i think.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Roland V-Bacon

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Based on my fiddling with GR I want to get a Phaser, Resonant Filter and possibly a stereo tremolo. I haven't played with the oktaver enough to know whether I like it or not.

just go buy one of those just go buy one of those $1000 Roland V-Dickhead boxes and save the earth a few trees for packing and shipping yo000 Roland V-Dickhead boxes and save the earth a few trees for packing and shipping yo

You have no soul.

― Ed, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Composite Object Pig Modeling

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

just go buy one of those i000 Roland V-Dickhead boxes and save the earth a few trees for packing and shipping yo

NO! I WANT SEPARATE MACHINES FOR SEPARATE FUNCTIONS! except for the interstellar overdriver supreme, that thing is a little 6-effect bro in a box.

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link

if i could get the guitar tone from the lily's 'ginger' i'd stop trying. but i can't so i still fiddle.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Give me analogue or give me death.

― Ed, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

give me analogies or give me death.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

dedicated hardware is for astronauts

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link

the trickiest is oysters en brochette which is when you wrap the fuckers in bacons and then skewer them because i really, really enjoy the taste of those two foods together but THE TEXTURE BOXCAR NO NO NO

guys i'm trying to change the subject and failing, i'm gonna go back to imdb.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link

here's a subject i was thinking of while sort of drunk last night: "DC dudes: name your reasons they are so bad and hated"

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

ALLY I HAD SOME FUCKING FANTASTIC OYSTERS EN BROCHETTE AT MY STUPID DINNER PARTY LAST MONDAY

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

also seriously do you guys seriously believe I am taking a nonironic stance on a digital roland product

I mean zack you have like $1500 Ebay Dollerz of my crap at your house and NONE of it sez ROLAND on it anywhere, much less EDIROL or anything else horrid like that

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

ALSO PRETZEL WALRUS WE ARE BELOVED BY ALL

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

DC dudes, like the dudes in this thread? they are not bad and hated!

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

DC dudes=DC bros on this thread?
DC dudes=Marion Berry?

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

beartrap

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

my boots are soaking wet and my toes are pruney, i can feel it. but on the plus side i probably only have another 8 and a half hours of work left today.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

dedicated hardware is for astronauts

Damn Straight

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/52/166141383_5af4282828.jpg?v=1172540452

― Ed, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

ALSO PRETZEL WALRUS WE ARE BELOVED BY ALL

except ourselves ;_;

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Next time I get to the East coast, I'm totally having oysters en brochette.

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link

also ed that thing looks like it contains the secrets of the universe

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear DC thread,

If you want Blenders and big muffs, plz to email me for pricing for online pals. Also, we ship to faroff lands like DC and manitoba or wherever gbx owns his cave.

Love,
JJ

P.S. Include your real email address in the mail, because nu-ilx emailing is teh suck.
P.P.S. This goes for those desiring little portable recording boxes too.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

ALLY I HAD SOME FUCKING FANTASTIC OYSTERS EN BROCHETTE AT MY STUPID DINNER PARTY LAST MONDAY

WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT THIS DINNER PARTY THEN

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

JJ, gotta Bellzouki?

― Ed, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

also yeah, which dc dudes are we talking about? because i like everyone here. just not anyone anywhere else in dc.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

haha it's amazing how much better you guys are than the people I knew when I lived there. ;_;

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:27 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm just lucky that pete spotted me on the street one day and then e-mailed me ARE U FROM TEH INTERNETS??, otherwise i'd be in a seething hotbed of 94/7 rage towards this entire city and all of its denizens and wouldn't know any of you. ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Ed, is that that danelectro thingy?

― John Justen, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm just lucky that pete spotted me on the street one day and then e-mailed me ARE U FROM TEH INTERNETS??

aw! the DC thread creation myth!

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

that was me, sucka! although pete did the emailing.

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

um, except not a myth. that's so cute.

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah now you get to seethe in a hotbed of rage while getting wasted with us 94/7!

beartrap etc

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

O RLY well then, kudos to you zr, i owe you a drink. cos otherwise i'd probably be like hanging out with lns fuckers and then going home and cutting myself, every night.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:30 (seventeen years ago) link

lol jfk i'd probably have just moved away to puerto rico or something by now :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

so, wait, fuck you guys for spotting me ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

JJ. I am not in DC. I am in Chicago. Can I email you anyhow? Another obstacle: I don't know your email.

― n/a, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe the flying dawkins should be in PR?

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

i'd prefer it to be in cuba but PR works too, and is probably easier.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

omg Cuba someone I know is there right now so jealous

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I bet it's not SNOWING in CUBA!

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

also ed that thing looks like it contains the secrets of the universe

These asteroid castle dwelling canadians are 8080 blood diamonds. They make things that sound shit hot and then spend more time making them look like [url=[Removed Illegal Link]

JJ, it is, crazy unloved, awkward, jangly 60s Denelectro thing. Theres one in London in a guitar shop shoved unloved behind the pedal cupboard and I needto go in and see if they will part with it for a reasonable sum. If not there is one on the internets for $700. I've seen them as low as 350 Euros. I want to tune it in 5ths for some crazy 12 string octavemandozouki action.

― Ed, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

also ed that thing looks like it contains the secrets of the universe

These asteroid castle dwelling canadians are 8080 blood diamonds. They make things that sound shit hot and then spend more time making them look like space

JJ, it is, crazy unloved, awkward, jangly 60s Denelectro thing. Theres one in London in a guitar shop shoved unloved behind the pedal cupboard and I needto go in and see if they will part with it for a reasonable sum. If not there is one on the internets for $700. I've seen them as low as 350 Euros. I want to tune it in 5ths for some crazy 12 string octavemandozouki action.

― Ed, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link

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― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Illegal links are fucking polarbeartraps.

― Ed, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah JJ i emailed you through ilx but i don't know if you'll get it - my address is teenagequiet @ geewhizmail.com

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Anyone from anywhere can email me about this stuff, even from Chicago. My email is j0hnjus✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧ (sans googleproof).

― John Justen, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:35 (seventeen years ago) link

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

― John Justen, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

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