What do you look like in your underwear?

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I'm so sad I missed most of the real naked pix before people decided to delete them. Boo hoo.
http://model.mvm.com/compositor?G%1CM%40OB%5BNR%07QQ%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EQNQTM%40UHNOR%0E%07QF%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EF%40SLDOUR%0ELWLINLD%0ELWLINLD%07H%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQSNKDBUR%0ELWLINLD%0ERHUD%0EIUENBR%0EHL%40FDR%0EGNOE%7EBI%40ODM%7EONHS%0FUF%40%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EGMNNSRI%40ENV%0EHL%40FDR%0EGRI%40%7Eg%7Eg%7E%10%7E%11%13iem%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0ECNEX%0EHL%40FDR%0ECNEX%7Eg%7Eg%7E%11%13iem%7Eoj%13%7Erb%11%10%7Ecss%7Egu%10%7E%60q%10%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EID%40E%0EHL%40FDR%0EID%40E%7Eg%7Eg%7Eb%60%11%10%7Erb%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Edx%60%7Eonr%7Emqu%7Eoj%13%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HF%1C%0E%0EF%40SLDOUR%0E%10%14%11%15%16%11%14%11%17%0EF%40SL%7E%10%14%11%15%16%11%14%11%17%7E%10%7E%10%11%17%7E%11%13iem%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EI%40HS%0EHL%40FDR%0EI%40HS%7Eg%7Eg%7Eir%10%11%7Eib%11%14%7Eb%60%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Eoj%13%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07I%1C%15%11%11%07V%1C%10%16%18?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 14 April 2005 18:56 (nineteen years ago) link

My hair isn't that color. They didn't have an option for "Bleh."

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 14 April 2005 18:59 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm so sad I missed most of the real naked pix before people decided to delete them. Boo hoo.
Phew, I'm glad I wasn't the only one with this sentiment.

― Ian Riese-Moraine. To Hell with you and your gradual evolution! (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 14 April 2005 19:56 (nineteen years ago) link

: (

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 14 April 2005 20:30 (nineteen years ago) link

We can always get it going again.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Saturday, 16 April 2005 20:37 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread takes 15 minutes to load!

(that's not a thinly veiled masturbation joke, either.)

(it could be, but only on Fridays.)

― stephen morris (stephen morris), Saturday, 16 April 2005 20:53 (nineteen years ago) link

taken several years ago:

http://plainparade.org/imagefile/nude1.jpg

sorry, i dont do the whole nude thing, but i chalk it up to my former classmates. they spent their times photographing themselves nude so often that i think i knew them better with their clothes off, than i did with their clothes on.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Saturday, 16 April 2005 21:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Sarah M: Nudehunter.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Saturday, 16 April 2005 22:00 (nineteen years ago) link

*considers revisions to that ilX crush thread*

― Ian Riese-Moraine. To Hell with you and your gradual evolution! (Eastern Mantra), Saturday, 16 April 2005 22:04 (nineteen years ago) link

I have lost 20 pounds since I started this thread and now my virtual model looks even less like me than before.

― Madchen (Madchen), Saturday, 16 April 2005 22:58 (nineteen years ago) link

gygax looks super cute for a noise dude from 10 years ago!

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Sunday, 17 April 2005 06:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Hmm, the second boob pic on this thread, but I'd say yours look more artsy than erotic. But that's good.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 17 April 2005 09:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Er, that was supposed to spell "yours looks"... Meaning that your pic looks artsy, not your boobs.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 17 April 2005 09:51 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm not sure whether "artsy boobs" would be a compliment or not.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 17 April 2005 09:54 (nineteen years ago) link

ILX on sunday mornings feels like talking to yourself.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 17 April 2005 10:15 (nineteen years ago) link

I firmly endorse your interpretation of the term underwear, Maria.

― Markelby (Mark C), Sunday, 17 April 2005 10:31 (nineteen years ago) link

my photo was from an assignment in my introductory photography class: "nude". i think this was like, 4 weeks into the semester of my first year. i wasnt really into the idea of doing a nude that was tasteful, classy, erotic or whatever, because those are all stupid ideas considering that nude photography is pretty much a dead avenue. and being "nude" is downright corny. so my significant other and i were fooling around and i thought it would be funny if i took some shots him squeezing my boobs. i recall being kind of bummed that my nips are showing, as i wanted to keep it as g-rated as possible. all that really mattered to me [and still does, really] that it was printed well, even if the idea was kind of dumb.

coincedentally, that semester the city paper was holding its photography contest with the same topic, so i submitted the photograph. when i went to pick it up, the people working the contest were like, "oh, we know which one youre talking about". i cant tell if that was bad or good. anyway, i didnt get an award, but thats fine by me. its about the experience, right?

everytime i look at this photo, i notice that my ex's thumbs have these weird bands of darker skin on them and i imagine them as earthworms [i think their vital organs are in that dark band on their body].

is this like the longest post ive ever written on ILX or what?!?

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Sunday, 17 April 2005 14:16 (nineteen years ago) link

I couldn't be bothered to save mine, but luckily Sundar Submarine seems to be my long lost twin brother.

Hi bro!

― mei (mei), Sunday, 17 April 2005 15:17 (nineteen years ago) link

It really is a great picture, Maria, and I'm not just saying that in the "WHOOOOOO, boobies!!" sense.

I think I'm a little jealous of you and your classmates, as I had to be clothed for most of my undergrad degree.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 17 April 2005 17:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Actually, Maria, they're not at all discernible, so it's not obvious and does seem G-rated. Hopefully that will alleviate any self-conscious concern about it.

― Ian Riese-Moraine. To Hell with you and your gradual evolution! (Eastern Mantra), Sunday, 17 April 2005 18:17 (nineteen years ago) link

barry, save for this instance, i kept my clothes on.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Sunday, 17 April 2005 20:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Re: Drew Daniel's otherwise blazing headless shot:

What the fuck are those stains on your shirt right above your crotch?

― Eric von H. (Eric H.), Sunday, 17 April 2005 21:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Holy shit Ally is packing heat. Respect to Tombot, you gorilla pimp!

I'll do mine after I finish tanning.

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Sunday, 17 April 2005 21:32 (nineteen years ago) link

this thread makes me nostalgic for 3-4 years ago (ie 17-18) when i was allllll about the self-in-underwear pics (though to my credit i was not, am not, nor will ever be a member of undiesonlyclub)

(my camera isn't working and i don't want to sign up to myvirtualmodel! what's a boy to do!)

― joseph (joseph), Sunday, 17 April 2005 23:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Update: this is now what I look like in my underwear.

http://www.mcm.net/cm/image/artistes/britneyspears_esquire_max.jpg

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 18 April 2005 00:48 (nineteen years ago) link

More like this, I guess:

http://heyfakepeterman.typepad.com/weblog/britneyandgeorge.jpg

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 18 April 2005 00:48 (nineteen years ago) link

alright alright my virtual model. i am not nearly this muscular in real life

― joseph (joseph), Monday, 18 April 2005 00:53 (nineteen years ago) link

wow that totally didn't work. oh fuck it.

― joseph (joseph), Monday, 18 April 2005 00:54 (nineteen years ago) link

one more time

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 18 April 2005 00:55 (nineteen years ago) link

okay this should work:

http://homepages.nyu.edu/~jg1058/mvm.jpg

― joseph (joseph), Monday, 18 April 2005 01:01 (nineteen years ago) link

differences between actual me and model me:

- far more hair in the following areas: chest, armpits, legs, arms, eyebrows
- somewhat more prominent ribcage and collarbone
- glasses

― joseph (joseph), Monday, 18 April 2005 01:04 (nineteen years ago) link

...but you wear the same pants.

― Madchen (Madchen), Monday, 18 April 2005 20:59 (nineteen years ago) link

basically, yeah.

― joseph (joseph), Monday, 18 April 2005 22:36 (nineteen years ago) link

I hope this thread never dies. I still have my "cameraman in the buff" shots somewhere on my hard drive if things start to pick up again.... :)

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 02:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Man. Forgot about this. thread.
I aswell have some stuff on the hd. hmmm

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 03:56 (nineteen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/dysign/ilx/spmenmodels.jpg
"What do You Look Like, on South Park, in your underwear?

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 04:55 (nineteen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/undies.jpg

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 05:03 (nineteen years ago) link

another because i'm bored
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/dysign/ilx/malaysianundies.jpg

xpost - GEAR WHERE IS YOUR WHO-WHO???

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 05:10 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm doing the ol' "buffalo bill tuck"

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 05:17 (nineteen years ago) link

http://img248.echo.cx/img248/2600/kingfishsp37qh.gif

shit. beaten to the punch by half-an-hour. oh well.

― kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 05:21 (nineteen years ago) link

That's awesome. "What do you look like in your skivvies?"

― happy fun ball (kenan), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 05:22 (nineteen years ago) link

http://model.mvm.com/compositor?G%1CM%40OB%5BNR%07QQ%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EQNQTM%40UHNOR%0E%07QF%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EF%40SLDOUR%0ELWLINLD%0ELWLINLD%07H%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQSNKDBUR%0ELWLINLD%0ERHUD%0EIUENBR%0EHL%40FDR%0EGNOE%7EBI%40ODM%7EONHS%0FUF%40%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0EGMNNSRI%40ENV%0EHL%40FDR%0EGRI%40%7El%7El%7E%10%7Emqs%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0ECNEX%0EHL%40FDR%0ECNEX%7El%7El%7Emqs%7Eoj%15%7Erb%11%12%7Ecss%7Egu%10%7E%60q%10%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0EID%40E%0EHL%40FDR%0EID%40E%7El%7El%7E%60r%11%10%7Erb%11%12%7E%60f%13%11%7Edxs%7Eonm%7Emqc%7Eoj%15%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0ECD%40SE%0EHL%40FDR%0ECD%40SE%7El%7El%7Ecr%11%10%7E%60r%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Eoj%15%7Emqc%7Ecb%11%14%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HF%1C%0E%0EF%40SLDOUR%0E%13%12%11%13%11%11%10%0EF%40SL%7E%13%12%11%13%11%11%10%7E%10%7E%18%18%7Emqs%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0EI%40HS%0EHL%40FDR%0EI%40HS%7El%7El%7Eir%12%13%7Eib%11%14%7E%60r%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Eoj%15%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07I%1C%15%11%11%07V%1C%10%16%18

― Lethal Dizzle (djdee2005), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 05:33 (nineteen years ago) link

http://summerloversunlimited.com/pic04.jpg

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 18:27 (nineteen years ago) link

dude you are totally ripped.

― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 18:37 (nineteen years ago) link

8 pack awesome.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 23:04 (nineteen years ago) link

And so, Joseph, what ever happened to those photos, hm?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 23:07 (nineteen years ago) link

god, dude IS totally ripped

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 23:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Weren't you in Fight Club?

― happy fun ball (kenan), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 23:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Grocery shopping in dress shoes.

http://www.summerloversunlimited.com/IMGP5757.JPG

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Saturday, 30 April 2005 02:46 (nineteen years ago) link

LC has really upped the bar here...

Not really my underwear (it's pajamas), but what the hell. In a shitty room in Bangkok:
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y170/ilikemyvespa/onenightinbangkok.jpg

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Saturday, 30 April 2005 13:13 (nineteen years ago) link

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