THOSE FUCKING ENGLAND FLAGS!

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I like the idea of non-competitive football, each team helping the other to score fancy goals. "Oh no, we've scored 56 to your 51 - please, it's your turn, I insist, old bean".

Having said that, I think people are being a bit disingenuous about Kate's objections. There's a level of aggression and testosterone watching football in stadiums and pubs that I can perfectly well see is intimidating and would not be tolerated by most in other circumstances. Now I can't stop think of Chris shouting "You dirty French cunt" at the television.

N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 14 June 2004 17:48 (nineteen years ago) link

I think it's only reflective of wider society, and surely there are far more negative outlets for it than watching football.

Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 14 June 2004 18:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Well that's the argument, yeah. But it doesn't mean that people have to like it, on the basis that it could be even worse.

N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 14 June 2004 18:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Did you see the English fans walking up and down the stands in the last World Cup carrying Japanese and Korean children on their shoulders?

yeah but did you see the tiny little Japanese and Korean parents jumping up and down trying to get their children back from the English bastards who snatched their kids to put on their shoulders?

ken c (ken c), Monday, 14 June 2004 18:18 (nineteen years ago) link

It's only a bit of fun.

N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 14 June 2004 18:20 (nineteen years ago) link

I agree, nobody has to like it, however to say it's all negative is not right either.

Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 14 June 2004 18:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, this thread hasn't quite gone the way I wanted, but hey - they never do. Really what I was getting at was the institutionalised xenophobia of the current climate. I'm not scapegoating football as an inherent tool of racism, just saying that many people get quite wound up in their national pride when watching a game. It becomes akin to a kind of rally, and as many people have said - watching football is exciting and very easy to join in with because you're part of a crowd, sharing the same experiences, goading the players on, shouting the other team off - it's fun because it's what human beings enjoy doing. But when this enthusiasm is wearing a red cross shouting "ENG-GER-LAAAANNNDD!"; when the most popular paper in Britain's front headline reads "OUR BOYS ARE GOING TO DECK YOU CHIRAC" (or something close to that); when pride in your country means decking everyone else because you lost your precious football game - that's when things get scarey.
And it's as if they'd planned all this to coincide with the elections... that's what i don't get - it seems to happen at this time each summer as well.

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 14 June 2004 18:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, Ronan, I guess if you conclude that football is all bad then that's daft, but I think it's fair enough to isolate fevered fan behaviour and language and argue that in any other context, it would be anathema.

N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 14 June 2004 18:25 (nineteen years ago) link

I sat in a room last night and watched 20 people go ape when England conceded the two goals at the end, most of whom support a Premiership team. It was unusual.

I often think, that as someone who claims not to be at all patriotic, I am a hypocrite for supporting the Irish football/rugby teams so strongly. I do think though at best there's a shared emotional ritual involved, and given not all the players are even Irish it's as much a matter of symbolism as actual patriotism. We want Ireland to win because they're the Irish international football team.

Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 14 June 2004 18:28 (nineteen years ago) link

My patriotism is about an awkward pride (I hestitate to use that word, as it's not like I'm responsible for it in anything but a tiny way) in the British approach to things. Of course there are many things I don't like about it, but British cynicism/seen-it-all-beforeism/sense of humour is what makes me not want to trade my nationality for any other (at least not wishing that I was born anywhere else - I wouldn't object to moving elsewhere at this stage of life). It has nothing to do with fighting other countries, worrying about losing sovreignty to internationalist endeavours, lamenting immigration or standing in the way of cultural change.

I guess my patriotism is quite smug.

-- N. (nickdastoo...), September 12th, 2003

From Patriot Day

N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 14 June 2004 18:31 (nineteen years ago) link

> the other thing about competetive sport is that it permits the use of both the mind and body in ways it seems they were designed for ... athletic motion and exercise in general WITH a specified objective

but then i watch athletics and it seems that some people think that spending hours learning to throw a pointy stick is a good use of their time. and expect grants.

> and surely there are far more negative outlets for it than watching football.

like rampaging through croydon? like the overturning of german cars after the last tournament? that to me is football *provoking* aggresive behaviour not being an outlet for it.

koogs (koogs), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 07:23 (nineteen years ago) link

the other thing that annoys me is people complaining last week about fuel prices going up and this week they are driving around with flags on their cars which is just ruining their fuel efficiency.

koogs (koogs), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 07:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Look, even the ultra-liberal Zoe Williams doesn't mind the flags:

'I like the numpties who stick a Saint George flag out of all four of their car windows. (Their mental process tickles me: "Well, if I only have one, people might think I don't like England enough. I'll try two ... but what if they think I'm leaving the back two windows free for French flags? No, no, I need four, goddamit!")'

Enrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 07:52 (nineteen years ago) link

On the news the other night, it showed some English fans in Portugal singing to some Swiss guys, "if it wasn't for the English you'd be Krauts."
Is it wrong that I burst out laughing? Or that the Swiss fans did too?

Well to my mind it's funny. I mean it's not as if the Swiss were neutral out of moral principals for fuck's sake! (ie they took blood money from the Nazis.)

Enrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 07:59 (nineteen years ago) link

And surely the violence in Croydon was because in seeing England Play France someone must have come to the conclusion that there must be a this "other" place, France that he was previously unaware of - only knowing Croydon. This spiritual torment of not being aware of this France drove him and those infected with his mind-meme to self-destructive vilence (nice spelling - cheers)..

Props to doc Baran for one of the funniest posts I have ever seen on ilx.

The violence in Croydon caused hundreds of pounds worth of improvements.

Mickey G not bad either.

the junefox, Tuesday, 15 June 2004 08:02 (nineteen years ago) link

but the Swiss are still neutral - is that not out of moral principles?

MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 08:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Big quote from the Third Man imminent.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 08:04 (nineteen years ago) link

The Swiss press have been printing cutout voodoo dolls of England players and encouraging their readers to stick pins in them to give 'heavy legs'. I call that downright morally ambiguous.

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 08:06 (nineteen years ago) link

A guy at work who was born in Switzerland (tho not Swiss) suggested that the England fans should throw Toblerone onto the pitch and the Swiss players would all run to get the Toblerone leaving the goal undefended.

MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 08:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Ambiguous!

That is witty, I think, of you, I mean.

the junefox, Tuesday, 15 June 2004 08:09 (nineteen years ago) link

feel like a total prude saying this, but sports fans in Britain really do take soccer beyond a game. They'll turn anything into an excuse to get pissed and spout vitriol at other countries.

Excuse me, sports fans in ENGLAND

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Yes, the scots are notoriously reserved about these things.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:01 (nineteen years ago) link

I think you'll find that it's a generally accepted fact that Scots fans do not generally indulge in similar antics to English fans, nor do they indulge in racist and/or xenophobic chants a la England v. Turkey or England v Anyone Not English. Neither do Irish fans or Welsh fans, as far as I know.

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:03 (nineteen years ago) link

... Scots are too busy figthing each other!

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:05 (nineteen years ago) link

It is a little known fact that a group of Scotish fans returned to Wembley in '77 to repair the crossbar. They left a note saying "sorry we broke your crossbar"

Mikey G (Mikey G), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:05 (nineteen years ago) link

English footy fans all have the evil gene, like Walt Disney. it's a genetic thing that affects only the English. and Walt Disney.

stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:06 (nineteen years ago) link

haha yes, the Glasgow rivalry is notorious for its civility, tact, and non-violence!

Enrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Most of the potential and actual nutcases in Scotland are Rangers or Celtic fans and therefore have no interest in following the Scottish national side, considering themselves either too a) British or b) Irish to indulge in such an activity.

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:09 (nineteen years ago) link

and those who do support the national side found it hard to drum up a witty insult whilst trailing 2-1 against the faroe islands

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:16 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd imagine plenty of choice insults were being directed ............ at the clowns in the Scotland strips.

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Side tracking the thread slightly, but I've never worked out why loyalist, unionist Rangers fans think it's more loyal and erm...uniony(?!) to support England than Scotland. Surely a true loyalist would support all British teams in any tournament and would favour their home nation (i.e. Scotland) above the others.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:17 (nineteen years ago) link

They're exactly like Unionists in Ulster, they consider themselves more British than the English - which, in a lot of ways, they are. I'm guessing they mainly support England because it annoys the hell out of everyone else in Scotland, ha ha.

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:22 (nineteen years ago) link

From what I can tell, Scots direct all their wrath at the BBC commentary team, via anyone English who happens to be around because obviously we all have a special hotline to the DG to pass on their complaints. Yawn.

Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:16 (nineteen years ago) link

"You're cold and you know you are" could be sung to Faroe Islands fans?

Mikey G (Mikey G), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Or "you dirty Northern bastards".

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Or you Treeless Bastards

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Steve and I disagreemd via text message during the England - France game: about half way through the second half he thought the England fans were singing "Are you Scotland in disguise?", while I thought they were singing "Are you Tottenham in disguise?".

The latter would have been funnier, I think, but both of them were pre-fall pride, obv.

Tim (Tim), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:25 (nineteen years ago) link

he thought the England fans were singing "Are you Scotland in disguise?"

Funny thing is, I thought the exact same thing: sitting in with those two narrow banks of four, hoofing the ball aimlessly upfield, desperately protecting a narrow lead, backs to the wall, etc. I was looking for wee Craig Broon in the England dug-out.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:28 (nineteen years ago) link

My (Scottish) boss was trotting out the old 'it's the English commentators that make me anti-England, not the supporters' line yesterday. His example was a post-defeat remark about getting revenge in the final. To him, that was typical English arrogance. To me it's just ebullience. It's not so ridiculous an idea that it's a pipe dream, but obviously he wasn't saying it assuming that we'd reach the final either. You know, England is a... big team, and we should consider our fortunes against similarly major footballing nations.

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Had this exact debate yesterday.

EVERYBODY here wheels out the anti-commentator thing. I sort of agree, sometimes, at least in 2002 I was happy when England beat Argentina and then quite anxious that they lose to Brazil given that the hype had increased so dramatically after the Danish match.

Nonetheless I'm not sure it's right to do this, and also as ever, why would I want Brazil to win.

Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Well if England is a big team then it's "fortunes" don't compare too favourably against other "similar major footballing nations"

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:36 (nineteen years ago) link

The other thing, of course, is the perceived assumption that all viewers are English. I think this is mainly derived from the tendency of broadcasters to treat English victory as a good news item, defeat with talk of hangovers. There's some justice to this claim, but I think the real reason for is not so much Anglocentrism as a policy decision to treat all the home nations as worthy of support. Yes, that runs contrary to the attitudes of many people (esp. outside England), but I think the national media sees it as its job to uphold a unionist, British approach that flows from the political status quo. They do the same when it's Scotland playing. Maybe not as much, I grant you. I don't really buy that 'when a Scot loses they're Scottish but when they win they're British' cliche.

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Commentator thing is irritating, it has to be said. It's a standing order now in the Commentator's Guide To Watching England that 1966 *has* to be mentioned (I bet not many had the 83rd minute in the pub sweeps, remarkably restrained, though admittedly they did sneak in Johnny Wilkinson first).
I understand English commentators being anglocentric during England games, but it's ALL THE TIME. Last night Henke was on fire, scored two fantastic goals and probably sealed himself a nice job in La Liga and the commentator was going on about "Could he score goals it in the Premiership?"

Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:41 (nineteen years ago) link

I doubt UKTV is alone in supporting the home side!

ENRQ (Enrique), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:42 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't really buy that 'when a Scot loses they're Scottish but when they win they're British' cliche.

This is such utter nonsense yes, as if they're even halfway as bothered or as interested in archaic national divides as the twats who allege this.

Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Well if England is a big team then it's "fortunes" don't compare too favourably against other "similar major footballing nations"

No, not as well. We're not that far off the pace, though. But I don't really see why this is so relevant. The point is that at one time we have been right up there at the top, and for a nation of our size and footballing interest, we should expect to be fighting for that place again. Scotland is much smaller and it would be unrealistic to place the same expectations. Denmark (about the same population) won Euro 1992, but no one expected them to constantly be repeating that achievement.

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Ronan, you don't live in the UK, so I don't really see how you can commentate with any authority on the British media, past or present. Not to be rude or anything.

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Err... ITV and BBC are available in Ireland, Dadaismus.

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Understand that Nick, I just find the flights of self-delusion that the English media/ pundits/ fans engage in on these occasions are a bit ludicrous and self-defeating. Talk about setting yourself up for a fall! Apparently in Germany, it's the opposite, they always think they're crap.

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:52 (nineteen years ago) link

well they usually are but they still do well somehow

stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:53 (nineteen years ago) link


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