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i don't think i've used a flanger since i quit smoking pot.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

The "flange" effect originated when an engineer would literally put a finger on the flange

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

electrically (havibng looked at a few homebrew designs) I think chorus and phaser are very similar, the others not. I like the sound of phase the best it works really nicely with the slight phase you get with double coursed strings, flange is good too but turn the Mistress up too much and I feel seasick, Delay and chorus get too messy with the mando but this may have something to do with my lack of aplomb at the strings.

― Ed, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

THAT'S something i should sell on eBay. i should start making a list.

flanger
vibrato pedal
either/both of the b&o turntables
the boxes and boxes and boxes of cds that i never listen to.
my books
microwave
a kidney

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

so anyway scallops are notoriously difficult to cook, so ppl who don't like scallops might just be getting poorly cooked ones? i mean what is being described here sounds like overcooking to me.

awesome application of scallops: add to a seafood stew. you still have to be careful but the liquid helps keep them from overcooking.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_recordings_with_a_prominent_flanging_effect

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Scallops are one of those things that :

a) really suffer from freezing
b) need a cooking of about 20secons a side on the hottest skillet you can muster
c) really need to be bought alive in their shells or only just dead.

― Ed, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:09 (seventeen years ago) link

NI guitar rig is great for finding out what all of these effects do.

― Ed, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

if you throw it into Ableton Live I think there's a plugin for adding or subtracting aplomb at the strings however you please

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link

it depends on the freezing process, i've actually found, and of course the variety of scallop you get (the small bay scallops or japanese scallops seem to do better?). i've had great success with marinating fresh ones in a thai chili preparation and then skilleting them.

i would not wrap them in bacon though, that is something to be done to shrimp and perhaps oysters.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link

scallops are so awesome.

i still want a fender blender maybe i will buy one with my income tax refund, also a phaser/flanger/tremolo/ring mod/everything else in the world ever.

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

i had leftover beer and pizza for lunch that was excellent

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

just go buy one of those $1000 Roland V-Dickhead boxes and save the earth a few trees for packing and shipping yo

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

i do not mind the scallops/bacon combination.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link

the problem with wrapping any of these sea creatures in bacon is that there are vastly different cooking times between pigs and sea dwellers. you can partially precook the bacon, but then you run the risk of the bacon becoming overcooked. large shrimp take the longest out of all of these creatures to cook so it's the best one to use, i think.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Roland V-Bacon

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Based on my fiddling with GR I want to get a Phaser, Resonant Filter and possibly a stereo tremolo. I haven't played with the oktaver enough to know whether I like it or not.

just go buy one of those just go buy one of those $1000 Roland V-Dickhead boxes and save the earth a few trees for packing and shipping yo000 Roland V-Dickhead boxes and save the earth a few trees for packing and shipping yo

You have no soul.

― Ed, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Composite Object Pig Modeling

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

just go buy one of those i000 Roland V-Dickhead boxes and save the earth a few trees for packing and shipping yo

NO! I WANT SEPARATE MACHINES FOR SEPARATE FUNCTIONS! except for the interstellar overdriver supreme, that thing is a little 6-effect bro in a box.

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link

if i could get the guitar tone from the lily's 'ginger' i'd stop trying. but i can't so i still fiddle.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Give me analogue or give me death.

― Ed, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

give me analogies or give me death.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

dedicated hardware is for astronauts

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link

the trickiest is oysters en brochette which is when you wrap the fuckers in bacons and then skewer them because i really, really enjoy the taste of those two foods together but THE TEXTURE BOXCAR NO NO NO

guys i'm trying to change the subject and failing, i'm gonna go back to imdb.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link

here's a subject i was thinking of while sort of drunk last night: "DC dudes: name your reasons they are so bad and hated"

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

ALLY I HAD SOME FUCKING FANTASTIC OYSTERS EN BROCHETTE AT MY STUPID DINNER PARTY LAST MONDAY

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

also seriously do you guys seriously believe I am taking a nonironic stance on a digital roland product

I mean zack you have like $1500 Ebay Dollerz of my crap at your house and NONE of it sez ROLAND on it anywhere, much less EDIROL or anything else horrid like that

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

ALSO PRETZEL WALRUS WE ARE BELOVED BY ALL

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

DC dudes, like the dudes in this thread? they are not bad and hated!

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

DC dudes=DC bros on this thread?
DC dudes=Marion Berry?

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

beartrap

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

my boots are soaking wet and my toes are pruney, i can feel it. but on the plus side i probably only have another 8 and a half hours of work left today.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

dedicated hardware is for astronauts

Damn Straight

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/52/166141383_5af4282828.jpg?v=1172540452

― Ed, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

ALSO PRETZEL WALRUS WE ARE BELOVED BY ALL

except ourselves ;_;

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Next time I get to the East coast, I'm totally having oysters en brochette.

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link

also ed that thing looks like it contains the secrets of the universe

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear DC thread,

If you want Blenders and big muffs, plz to email me for pricing for online pals. Also, we ship to faroff lands like DC and manitoba or wherever gbx owns his cave.

Love,
JJ

P.S. Include your real email address in the mail, because nu-ilx emailing is teh suck.
P.P.S. This goes for those desiring little portable recording boxes too.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

ALLY I HAD SOME FUCKING FANTASTIC OYSTERS EN BROCHETTE AT MY STUPID DINNER PARTY LAST MONDAY

WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT THIS DINNER PARTY THEN

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

JJ, gotta Bellzouki?

― Ed, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

also yeah, which dc dudes are we talking about? because i like everyone here. just not anyone anywhere else in dc.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

haha it's amazing how much better you guys are than the people I knew when I lived there. ;_;

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:27 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm just lucky that pete spotted me on the street one day and then e-mailed me ARE U FROM TEH INTERNETS??, otherwise i'd be in a seething hotbed of 94/7 rage towards this entire city and all of its denizens and wouldn't know any of you. ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Ed, is that that danelectro thingy?

― John Justen, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm just lucky that pete spotted me on the street one day and then e-mailed me ARE U FROM TEH INTERNETS??

aw! the DC thread creation myth!

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

that was me, sucka! although pete did the emailing.

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

um, except not a myth. that's so cute.

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah now you get to seethe in a hotbed of rage while getting wasted with us 94/7!

beartrap etc

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

O RLY well then, kudos to you zr, i owe you a drink. cos otherwise i'd probably be like hanging out with lns fuckers and then going home and cutting myself, every night.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:30 (seventeen years ago) link

lol jfk i'd probably have just moved away to puerto rico or something by now :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

so, wait, fuck you guys for spotting me ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

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