What do you look like in your underwear?

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The picture was taking accidently as I roller over on my camera. I figured a garter belt counted as underwear.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Saturday, 12 March 2005 01:22 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...

That's actually an eerily good likeness of how I look now, even if I had to reduce my weight to 111 to make it look about as thin as I am. Of course, I don't wear boxers. I do sport glasses and have a package, though.

― Ian Riese-Moraine. To Hell with you and your gradual evolution! (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 14 April 2005 16:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Was I the only one who printed out that calendar? I'm not sure where I put the print though, hopefully the link still works...

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 14 April 2005 16:51 (nineteen years ago) link

I just re-read through this entire thread, and I just wanted to say that I love you all.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 14 April 2005 17:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh shite, it didn't come out!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/sleep_no_more/compositor.jpg
My hair's a bit darker than that and my face is skinnier, too. Add a few more realistic imperfections and then it'd be me.

― Ian Riese-Moraine. To Hell with you and your gradual evolution! (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 14 April 2005 17:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Awww, roxy, that's piccie's adorable.

This me over a year ago in shorts...not boxers, but it's close as you're getting. Unfortunately the sunlight made my face look plastic and my hair's not that great because it's short and tightly-curled (unlike today where it's about two or three inches longer and doesn't have such a tight curl and it makes me look like I'm in my mid-twenties), but here we go:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/sleep_no_more/photo6.jpg

You don't see the front of me, though, and I'm almost as well-defined as that virtual model image, strangely. It doesn't seem like it would be and it wouldn't had I not taken Tae Kwon Do for a year.

― Ian Riese-Moraine. To Hell with you and your gradual evolution! (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 14 April 2005 17:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Did RJG ever get my photo?

― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Thursday, 14 April 2005 18:02 (nineteen years ago) link

What on earth are you sculpting?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 14 April 2005 18:16 (nineteen years ago) link

A sand fungus.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Thursday, 14 April 2005 18:26 (nineteen years ago) link

HAHAHA! It's a very, very crude sandcastle. The photographer was assisting me with it until she started taking pictures. That's about as advanced as it got. We couldn't sculpt worth a damn, obviously...and I really don't like getting my hands dirty so that probably made it worse. I'm halfway to OCD regarding the cleanliness of my hands. I couldn't stand that sand being on my fingers in those clumps, ew...

― Ian Riese-Moraine. To Hell with you and your gradual evolution! (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 14 April 2005 18:30 (nineteen years ago) link

I did get a photo but I don't think it was yours, ally.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 14 April 2005 18:54 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm so sad I missed most of the real naked pix before people decided to delete them. Boo hoo.
http://model.mvm.com/compositor?G%1CM%40OB%5BNR%07QQ%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EQNQTM%40UHNOR%0E%07QF%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EF%40SLDOUR%0ELWLINLD%0ELWLINLD%07H%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQSNKDBUR%0ELWLINLD%0ERHUD%0EIUENBR%0EHL%40FDR%0EGNOE%7EBI%40ODM%7EONHS%0FUF%40%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EGMNNSRI%40ENV%0EHL%40FDR%0EGRI%40%7Eg%7Eg%7E%10%7E%11%13iem%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0ECNEX%0EHL%40FDR%0ECNEX%7Eg%7Eg%7E%11%13iem%7Eoj%13%7Erb%11%10%7Ecss%7Egu%10%7E%60q%10%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EID%40E%0EHL%40FDR%0EID%40E%7Eg%7Eg%7Eb%60%11%10%7Erb%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Edx%60%7Eonr%7Emqu%7Eoj%13%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HF%1C%0E%0EF%40SLDOUR%0E%10%14%11%15%16%11%14%11%17%0EF%40SL%7E%10%14%11%15%16%11%14%11%17%7E%10%7E%10%11%17%7E%11%13iem%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EI%40HS%0EHL%40FDR%0EI%40HS%7Eg%7Eg%7Eir%10%11%7Eib%11%14%7Eb%60%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Eoj%13%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07I%1C%15%11%11%07V%1C%10%16%18?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 14 April 2005 18:56 (nineteen years ago) link

My hair isn't that color. They didn't have an option for "Bleh."

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 14 April 2005 18:59 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm so sad I missed most of the real naked pix before people decided to delete them. Boo hoo.
Phew, I'm glad I wasn't the only one with this sentiment.

― Ian Riese-Moraine. To Hell with you and your gradual evolution! (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 14 April 2005 19:56 (nineteen years ago) link

: (

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 14 April 2005 20:30 (nineteen years ago) link

We can always get it going again.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Saturday, 16 April 2005 20:37 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread takes 15 minutes to load!

(that's not a thinly veiled masturbation joke, either.)

(it could be, but only on Fridays.)

― stephen morris (stephen morris), Saturday, 16 April 2005 20:53 (nineteen years ago) link

taken several years ago:

http://plainparade.org/imagefile/nude1.jpg

sorry, i dont do the whole nude thing, but i chalk it up to my former classmates. they spent their times photographing themselves nude so often that i think i knew them better with their clothes off, than i did with their clothes on.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Saturday, 16 April 2005 21:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Sarah M: Nudehunter.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Saturday, 16 April 2005 22:00 (nineteen years ago) link

*considers revisions to that ilX crush thread*

― Ian Riese-Moraine. To Hell with you and your gradual evolution! (Eastern Mantra), Saturday, 16 April 2005 22:04 (nineteen years ago) link

I have lost 20 pounds since I started this thread and now my virtual model looks even less like me than before.

― Madchen (Madchen), Saturday, 16 April 2005 22:58 (nineteen years ago) link

gygax looks super cute for a noise dude from 10 years ago!

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Sunday, 17 April 2005 06:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Hmm, the second boob pic on this thread, but I'd say yours look more artsy than erotic. But that's good.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 17 April 2005 09:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Er, that was supposed to spell "yours looks"... Meaning that your pic looks artsy, not your boobs.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 17 April 2005 09:51 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm not sure whether "artsy boobs" would be a compliment or not.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 17 April 2005 09:54 (nineteen years ago) link

ILX on sunday mornings feels like talking to yourself.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 17 April 2005 10:15 (nineteen years ago) link

I firmly endorse your interpretation of the term underwear, Maria.

― Markelby (Mark C), Sunday, 17 April 2005 10:31 (nineteen years ago) link

my photo was from an assignment in my introductory photography class: "nude". i think this was like, 4 weeks into the semester of my first year. i wasnt really into the idea of doing a nude that was tasteful, classy, erotic or whatever, because those are all stupid ideas considering that nude photography is pretty much a dead avenue. and being "nude" is downright corny. so my significant other and i were fooling around and i thought it would be funny if i took some shots him squeezing my boobs. i recall being kind of bummed that my nips are showing, as i wanted to keep it as g-rated as possible. all that really mattered to me [and still does, really] that it was printed well, even if the idea was kind of dumb.

coincedentally, that semester the city paper was holding its photography contest with the same topic, so i submitted the photograph. when i went to pick it up, the people working the contest were like, "oh, we know which one youre talking about". i cant tell if that was bad or good. anyway, i didnt get an award, but thats fine by me. its about the experience, right?

everytime i look at this photo, i notice that my ex's thumbs have these weird bands of darker skin on them and i imagine them as earthworms [i think their vital organs are in that dark band on their body].

is this like the longest post ive ever written on ILX or what?!?

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Sunday, 17 April 2005 14:16 (nineteen years ago) link

I couldn't be bothered to save mine, but luckily Sundar Submarine seems to be my long lost twin brother.

Hi bro!

― mei (mei), Sunday, 17 April 2005 15:17 (nineteen years ago) link

It really is a great picture, Maria, and I'm not just saying that in the "WHOOOOOO, boobies!!" sense.

I think I'm a little jealous of you and your classmates, as I had to be clothed for most of my undergrad degree.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 17 April 2005 17:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Actually, Maria, they're not at all discernible, so it's not obvious and does seem G-rated. Hopefully that will alleviate any self-conscious concern about it.

― Ian Riese-Moraine. To Hell with you and your gradual evolution! (Eastern Mantra), Sunday, 17 April 2005 18:17 (nineteen years ago) link

barry, save for this instance, i kept my clothes on.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Sunday, 17 April 2005 20:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Re: Drew Daniel's otherwise blazing headless shot:

What the fuck are those stains on your shirt right above your crotch?

― Eric von H. (Eric H.), Sunday, 17 April 2005 21:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Holy shit Ally is packing heat. Respect to Tombot, you gorilla pimp!

I'll do mine after I finish tanning.

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Sunday, 17 April 2005 21:32 (nineteen years ago) link

this thread makes me nostalgic for 3-4 years ago (ie 17-18) when i was allllll about the self-in-underwear pics (though to my credit i was not, am not, nor will ever be a member of undiesonlyclub)

(my camera isn't working and i don't want to sign up to myvirtualmodel! what's a boy to do!)

― joseph (joseph), Sunday, 17 April 2005 23:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Update: this is now what I look like in my underwear.

http://www.mcm.net/cm/image/artistes/britneyspears_esquire_max.jpg

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 18 April 2005 00:48 (nineteen years ago) link