recently on ILX Dreams...

haha i dremt i had a BABY! labour = c.25 seconds and it was not only painless but if i hadn't known it was hapnin i wouldn't have noticed!!

based on my dream i declare all this propaganda we hear from the ladies is just fibs so they can get cool druqgz and a lie-in

Bizarrely enough, I dreamed last night that I bought a Fender Jazzmaster guitar off Trayce. I had to fly all the way to Australia to pick it up, but it was a good deal.

haha on the eve's eve's eve of my massive french roadtrip i dreamt that as i was walking into the shop to pay for the petrol i just filled my car with, someone drove off in the car :(

there was a disco in the shop tho! but it was only for little kids and their parents :( :(

i was offered a bit of key wisdon by a young korean backpacker with artfully gelled hair, but i can't now remember it :( :( :(

So, the England football team's assistant manager has been murdered, and "Steady" Michael Jones, PI, is on the case. I am his loyal and eager sidekick. Michael believes Sven Goran Ericsson is the perp, but can't prove it on current evidence. And what's the link to the CEO of Britain's biggest producer of male grooming equipment? Luckily, when interviewing a female long distance runner in an industrial complex, I notice that the male grooming corporation has its head offices in the very place the body was found! The female runner then heads off for a lap of the complex, leaving us to ruminate on the discovery.

I keep having steamy dreams about Tombot. Is this inappropriate to mention? In fact it's always former professors, male ILXors, or Roger Ebert lately.

maybe I should keep the beard

you fop

Confused again, here.

I think the Viceroy should challenge TomBot to a duel. Winner gets to keep the AbBot.

Is it:
a. Tombot has noticed my semi-frequent airing of distaste for beards and is attempting to repel me
OR
b. Tombot does not know my opinion on beards and thinks the unshavenness is all *rrowrr* for the subconscious of yrs truly?

In this lies my confusion.

THE OTHER NIGHT I HAD A DREAM I HAD A SUPER COOL GF! I DIDNT WANT TO WAKE UP!

did you have dreams of cuddling and stroking her long hair in your bed

i had a dream that i met ethan and he said "what's the dill, pickle"

haha

wtf...last night Pleasant Plains, Tombot and I sat around an old 50's-style formica table drinking beers and talking about poker and our various minor ailments. In my dream I was thinking it was sort of in character for me but weird for them, esp. talking about bunions and rheumatiz and such.

I had a dream that aliens left these disc things on the ground all over earth that looked like giant refresher sweets. People started picking them up and eating them like cakes, then they'd fall into a reverie where whatever fantasy or dream they'd always secretly had, they'd live it out in their heads, thinking they were living a perfect life. All the while everybody else is having to look after all these victims because they just lie around drooling, locked into their imaginary world.

Then one guy finds out what is happening, that the whole thing is an evil Triffids type plot to conquer the earth. So he leads humanity in a victory against the aliens, finds an antidote for the coma-fantasy drug discs and returns everything back to normal... Then you find out that was just his fantasy and he'd eaten one of the drug discs himself!

Pretty cheesy, but I was quite impressed that I basically got to watch an entire TV-show in my dreams with a plot, characters and a suprise ending.

Invasion of the Body Snatchers meets Brain Candy. well done.

Both those films are ace. So subconsiously I just wanted to see both of them at the same time.

teh last one (and only one i think) was with jon asking me for drugs. alas i didn't have any. :-(

A couple of weeks ago I had a dream where Caledonia and John Justen were buying a house. This made total sense, since they were looking at houses. The part that did NOT make sense: their plan to become pig farmers. There was even a baby pig in the dream.

I had a dream I went to sunny successor and PP's house and had to go on a long, winding path up a mountain. sunny led me up, cradling beeps and wearing a tattered fur coat like margot tenenbaum.

we just bought a house on top of a hill!! prophetic!

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Bizarrely enough, I dreamed last night that I bought a Fender Jazzmaster guitar off Trayce. I had to fly all the way to Australia to pick it up, but it was a good deal.

Hah. Sif I would ever sell a Jassmaster if I owned one! ;)

er. Jazzmaster. Crosseyed from busy busy work (hence why Ive pretty much given up on ilx not that anyone's noticed oh well).

Maybe you were thinking of Assmaster?

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No, sorry, that was what I was thinking of.

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Last night, during a dream that some kind of invading alien race were whisking away everyone under the age of 30, my dream self was having a conversation with Ethan, who was packing up some musical equipment and microphones which I complimented, and then was thinking "hey, he's actually being nice to me wtf".

WTF.

Abbott and I were designing jeans together. The jeans were made of a strong, wearable blotter paper, and had inkspots all over them.

Our landlord came over and made moves on my wife. Then 12 of his mates turned up and raided the place.

OMG elmo maybe the blotting paper was bcz I reread 'Bartleby the Scrivener' before sleep last night. Psychic connection whooooaaaaa I do not believe in those things but that is rad dream.

abbott you were an A+ dream-fashion collaborator, would work with again

:D <3

dusty chalkboard-green blazer + legal pad stripe doodle shirt?????

BRILLIANT

WLD WEAR

Last night, during a dream that some kind of invading alien race were whisking away everyone under the age of 30, my dream self was having a conversation with Ethan, who was packing up some musical equipment and microphones which I complimented, and then was thinking "hey, he's actually being nice to me wtf".

WTF.

-- Trayce, Thursday, March 20, 2008 6:32 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

wtf indeed i told you i aint a fancy lad

every time this thread is bumped, i click show all messages and read the entire thing over again. almost 100% haws.

Abbott and I were designing jeans together. The jeans were made of a strong, wearable blotter paper, and had inkspots all over them.

I'm sure Vanilla Ice would love a pair/

I'm sorry but those jeans sound like a hot mess.

The other night I had a dream that my family and I went to stay at this weird resort in Wisconsin. There were a bunch of people who lived there, too. While hanging around the swimming pool, I found a basket full of these ten page pamphlets, which someone told me were written by one of the residents. It was called "A REVIEW OF THE NEW MELVINS ALBUM, BY GEIR HONGRO". I read it. It was awesome.

wtf indeed i told you i aint a fancy lad

Har. You're alright.

dreamed that ilx—the actual page of new answers—was huge and spanned a large arched bridge. scrolling down the page/bridge was easy. stopping the cursor's momentum to scroll back up the bridge took a great deal of effort.
i only recall a couple of thread titles there. here's what i remember:

look at this picture of me trapped on a horse-drawn cart with people i don't like!
snoopy: c/d

also, i dreamed that it turned out deathmetal group graveland was actually an ilxor's secret home recording project. to complete the illusion, he'd send the tapes to a friend in poland who would then market them from there.

last night i dreamt that somebody loved me i was emcee-ing a show in a hotel bar. the mekons were playing and n/a and s. mclusky were sitting in with them.

nb i have never emceed a show, seen the mekons live, or met n/a or s. mclusky

i had a dream that nabisco refused to get his head out of my face (not his face, but like the back of his head) on a bus ride.

wow...I just revived another dream thread just now. Didn't see this one as available to revive.