Parts of American culture that have never really been imported outside the US

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Aw, I'm with you, Rabies. Very much so. But I've found people don't want you telling them not to circumsize their babies.

Abbott, Sunday, 25 May 2008 23:49 (sixteen years ago) link

Did anyone see that Nip/Tuck where the kid circumsized himself? I wanted to kill – KILL – that insecure little dipshit.

Abbott, Sunday, 25 May 2008 23:49 (sixteen years ago) link

My kids if I ever have any = so not circumcised.

RabiesAngentleman, Sunday, 25 May 2008 23:50 (sixteen years ago) link

privatized health care

abanana, Sunday, 25 May 2008 23:52 (sixteen years ago) link

“Circumcision is startling, all right, particularly when performed by a garlicked old man upon the glory of a newborn body. . . Circumcision is everything that the pastoral is not, and, to my mind, reinforces what the world is about, which isn’t strifeless unity. . . circumcision gives the lie to the womb-dream of life in the beautiful state of innocent prehistory, the appealing idyll of living naturally, unencumbered by man-made ritual.”

G00blar, Sunday, 25 May 2008 23:52 (sixteen years ago) link

my man philip r0th^^

G00blar, Sunday, 25 May 2008 23:53 (sixteen years ago) link

There aren't that many real suburbs in the US ... people just call anything that's not a city "the suburbs". I grew up in the suburbs of NYC and there are sidewalks, trains, buses, etc.

Most places with no sidewalks, etc., are exurban or rural kinda places, and it's not too surprising that they aren't all that well developed.

-- burt_stanton, Sunday, 25 May 2008 23:16 (29 minutes ago) Link

This isn't exactly true. In older east coast areas there are trains and well planned suburbs but certainly in the midwest and south the majority of suburbs aren't served well by public transportation and lack sidewalks and this has only gotten worse. In fact where I'm from, people have moved further and further from the city and you can see how neighborhoods evolve as you drive away. Directly outside of the city there are suburbs that were made in the early 60s where there are sidewalks, but about 15 minutes further away there are the new suburbs where huge amounts of people are sprawling to, where they are building gigantic houses super far from each other.

filthy dylan, Sunday, 25 May 2008 23:53 (sixteen years ago) link

Yahoo Serious.

dell, Sunday, 25 May 2008 23:55 (sixteen years ago) link

Circumcision was quite the norm in the 70s, from what I can recall, even outside of jewish culture. It fell out of favour from the 80s due to health/why do it reasons didn't it?

Trayce, Sunday, 25 May 2008 23:58 (sixteen years ago) link

Um, Yahoo Serious is australian.

Trayce, Sunday, 25 May 2008 23:59 (sixteen years ago) link

i know, i was trying to make some nonsensical joke.

dell, Monday, 26 May 2008 00:00 (sixteen years ago) link

My grandpa had to be circumcised when he joined the marines :( Nearly passed out from the pain.

RabiesAngentleman, Monday, 26 May 2008 00:01 (sixteen years ago) link

dell: hey you keep him, we dont want him.

Trayce, Monday, 26 May 2008 00:05 (sixteen years ago) link

leaf peeping?

aimurchie, Monday, 26 May 2008 00:05 (sixteen years ago) link

College sports?

Euler, Monday, 26 May 2008 00:06 (sixteen years ago) link

jam bands?

tipsy mothra, Monday, 26 May 2008 00:10 (sixteen years ago) link

As someone who grew up in a suburban place where I had to walk two miles down streets with no sidewalks to catch the bus, yes those places most certainly exist.

The Reverend, Monday, 26 May 2008 00:10 (sixteen years ago) link

decent mexican food
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freedom
-- jhøshea, Sunday, May 25, 2008 6:19 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

grits
-- gbx, Sunday, May 25, 2008 6:19 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

indian reservations
-- gbx, Sunday, May 25, 2008 6:22 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

funnel cake
-- jhøshea, Sunday, May 25, 2008 6:23 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

https://www.tootstubing.com/catalog/images/God_Bless_America.jpg

Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 26 May 2008 00:11 (sixteen years ago) link

Also, I've never had a problem with my circumsizedness and don't get what the fuss is about it.

The Reverend, Monday, 26 May 2008 00:11 (sixteen years ago) link

I did not travel anywhere on foot until college

Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 26 May 2008 00:11 (sixteen years ago) link

Trayce, there was a weird effort to push him here back in the late eighties, when the film Young Einstein came out. Um, he never quite caught on over here, though.

dell, Monday, 26 May 2008 00:13 (sixteen years ago) link

Rev, just the thought that something I relly enjoy could be much better and I didn't get a say in the matter.

RabiesAngentleman, Monday, 26 May 2008 00:13 (sixteen years ago) link

relly=really

RabiesAngentleman, Monday, 26 May 2008 00:13 (sixteen years ago) link

how do kids in sidewalk-less suburbs get about?

soderborg, Monday, 26 May 2008 00:15 (sixteen years ago) link

We don't have funnel cakes here but we have very similar friend-batter dusted with icing sugar carny type snacks, like the italian ones which I forget the name of now. They're ususally in a thin square or twisty bowtie shape.

Trayce, Monday, 26 May 2008 00:17 (sixteen years ago) link

Their parents drive them, unless they're like my parents and say "Ha! Walk." xp

The Reverend, Monday, 26 May 2008 00:17 (sixteen years ago) link

FRIEND batter? lol. Fried batter. o_0

Trayce, Monday, 26 May 2008 00:18 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah we walked lots as kids! We used to walk to school sometimes, and always had to walk or bike ourselves to the local park or pool.

Trayce, Monday, 26 May 2008 00:18 (sixteen years ago) link

i used to ride my bike the 3-4 miles to my friends' houses, but there weren't a lot of bikes on those roads.

tipsy mothra, Monday, 26 May 2008 00:19 (sixteen years ago) link

Pep bands? Southern Baptism?

Sundar, Monday, 26 May 2008 00:19 (sixteen years ago) link

Circumcision of non-Jewish boys is a good one. I was with a Scottish girl one time and she sort of freaked out, "I've never seen that before!"

Tracer Hand, Monday, 26 May 2008 00:19 (sixteen years ago) link

(a few times my mom drove me to an actual suburban bus stop to take the bus in to visit a friend in the city. there were not many people at the suburban bus stop -- mostly elderly folks and housecleaners who took the bus out to do their rounds and then took the bus back in.)

tipsy mothra, Monday, 26 May 2008 00:21 (sixteen years ago) link

Does anyone call anyone "hon" outside the US?

Sundar, Monday, 26 May 2008 00:21 (sixteen years ago) link

Weird man, it must've sucked to live in a suburb like that. We walked everywhere ... school ... the German deli down the street... downtown ... to the bus to NYC, etc. The local streets were mainly walking streets, so the neighborhood kids would set up wiffle/stick ball games, street hockey, etc. Not that bad in retrospect.

burt_stanton, Monday, 26 May 2008 00:22 (sixteen years ago) link

spirit rallies

Tracer Hand, Monday, 26 May 2008 00:22 (sixteen years ago) link

On a few occasions I had to walk about 5 miles from school or from the station.

The Reverend, Monday, 26 May 2008 00:23 (sixteen years ago) link

I've def heard ppl say 'hon'.

wilter, Monday, 26 May 2008 00:23 (sixteen years ago) link

Carving faces of leaders into cliffs in a part of the country that would rarely be visited otherwise.

aimurchie, Monday, 26 May 2008 00:24 (sixteen years ago) link

like the italian ones which I forget the name of now

ZEPPOLE

G00blar, Monday, 26 May 2008 00:24 (sixteen years ago) link

Scariest walking = up the hill after dark with no sidewalks, not even shoulders, no street lights and a fucking train crossing. I probably did this at least 50 times.

The Reverend, Monday, 26 May 2008 00:27 (sixteen years ago) link

Shakers.

aimurchie, Monday, 26 May 2008 00:32 (sixteen years ago) link

Quakers.

The Reverend, Monday, 26 May 2008 00:34 (sixteen years ago) link

dumbed-down and/or fast-casual chain restaurants featuring region or nationality-specific foods. i.e. cracker barrel (old-timey american food) P.F. Changs (chinese)

Please feel free to correct me on this topic

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 26 May 2008 00:35 (sixteen years ago) link

There are still Shakers? I think they're orig. from England?

kate78, Monday, 26 May 2008 00:35 (sixteen years ago) link

The Electoral College

Oilyrags, Monday, 26 May 2008 00:36 (sixteen years ago) link

Fuck! Shakers are from teh England! At least we can claim Mormons, and Abbott.

Although Abbott has been imported outside of the U.S.

Mesmerism!

aimurchie, Monday, 26 May 2008 00:37 (sixteen years ago) link

Looks like the Quakers are, too!

kate78, Monday, 26 May 2008 00:40 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah, I was thinking of the electoral college.

(If Canada counts, then reserves, spirit rallies, funnel cake, and exotic fast-food chains [Manchu Wok, Pizza Pizza, Indian Flavour] don't. I've never been to a spirit rally or eaten funnel cake though.)

Sundar, Monday, 26 May 2008 00:40 (sixteen years ago) link

Spelling cheques from the bank like "check"?

Sundar, Monday, 26 May 2008 00:40 (sixteen years ago) link

peanut butter and jelly sandwiches? when i went to school in england my classmates thought this was really really weird.

tipsy mothra, Monday, 26 May 2008 00:41 (sixteen years ago) link


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