OKCupid.com, Pt.2- Afterparty! Hotel lobby! REMIX!

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Maybe it's time I wooed someone.

This girl makes me laugh.

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 21:53 (twenty years ago) link

haha!

cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 21:55 (twenty years ago) link

daria + lorrie moore + dom passantino.

cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 21:58 (twenty years ago) link

No response from the boy of badgers. Sigh.

I decided to write back to the guy from Halifax who likes ellipses, and he also wrote back. He found my profile "enlightening". WTF?

Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 21:59 (twenty years ago) link

My "unliterary" messagee has spurned me (after asking for my AIM name, wtf?). I will love her anyway, stalkerishly. I am consoling myself with a London goth, who totally messaged me and is mad cute in three of her pics, and sort of meh in two.

I still love this site.

Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 22:13 (twenty years ago) link

I take it that by "meh in two" you mean the ones in which she's wearing clothes.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 22:22 (twenty years ago) link

I will confess to being a sucker for the whole "this is me being all naked, like" pose, yes :(

Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 22:38 (twenty years ago) link

"yeah, its pretty. but it just infected and gave me blood poisoning! i mean, what the shit???"

Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 22:53 (twenty years ago) link

I bet she gets more woos than anyone else on OKC, ever.

Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 22:54 (twenty years ago) link

infected nipple piercings are HAWT

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 22:54 (twenty years ago) link

I have never seen nipple ring poke as a plus, I must say. It's horses for courses.

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 22:55 (twenty years ago) link

It's really starting to bother me that OKCupid's mathemagicians seem to think I'm more violent than like every last motherfucker out there. Urge to throat-punch some fuckface RISING.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 23:57 (twenty years ago) link

That's OK, they've decided that I'm just about the least cool person on the planet.

Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 00:01 (twenty years ago) link

They might not be wrong about this, of course.

Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 00:02 (twenty years ago) link

oy vey

Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 00:02 (twenty years ago) link

I just got my first "DEFINITELY" more/less something than somebody (via the compare tool [huh huh compare "tool"])...I am Definitely Less Methodical Than Casuistry.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 00:06 (twenty years ago) link

Oh yes, also I'm the most methodical person in the world, as well.

Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 00:12 (twenty years ago) link

I'm the most emotional person on OKC. WHY!? WHY??!!!! WWHHHHHHYYYYYY????!!!!!! *sob*

dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 07:56 (twenty years ago) link

is it just me (yes, steve it is, just stop now) or is anyone else walking down the street thinking, "ooh, is that the person i saw on OKCupid the other day"...

...obv this is easier/more likely in london are there are mo' londoners on there...

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 09:08 (twenty years ago) link

Hang on, is this "most X" stuff just hyperbole, or do they actually tell you if you're the most/least something? Because that's kinda awesome.

Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 10:01 (twenty years ago) link

nah, it just says "is more" than the most.

jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 16:37 (twenty years ago) link

or in my case "is less"

jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 16:38 (twenty years ago) link

WTF!?!?!?!?!

pinkmetal_girl

47%
match

42949652%[!!?!??!?]
friend

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 18:21 (twenty years ago) link

I got a few woos, recently again, but nothing has come of them. life is what happened me when I was busy using ok cupid.

Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 18:22 (twenty years ago) link

i know im jumping in unfashionably late, but my username's bootyslinger.

Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 18:26 (twenty years ago) link

(i made one)
(why?)
(deadfriendly)

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 18:27 (twenty years ago) link

There are apparently a whole two straight or bi women between 30 and 50 in the London area on this site. I'm a good match for neither.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 18:29 (twenty years ago) link

(i now count cozen among my suitors)

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 19:01 (twenty years ago) link

(cozen is among himself)

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 19:01 (twenty years ago) link

Nick, there's some guy who does that with me as well. And he looks like no one I'd want to be a friend with. It's some weird bug in the system.

Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 19:02 (twenty years ago) link

(at this point i am just trolling for woos and getting nothing. i thought this would be reassuring or something.)

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:07 (twenty years ago) link

I am getting messages now from a man who WANTS to meet his girlfriend online, like he doesn't want to meet a girl in real life at all, he is actively only pursuing online relationships, cos he wants to tell his friends he met his girlfriend online. WTF?

Allyzay, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:12 (twenty years ago) link

Oh, I thought you meant he wanted to meet his pre-existing girlfriend online, in some kind of Babooshka-like sting.

N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:13 (twenty years ago) link

(this thing is creepy)

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:23 (twenty years ago) link

JOOOOOIIIIIN USSSSSSSSS!!!!!

dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:30 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=8084906394157780152

this girl just messaged me, saying that i'm probably her soulmate.

lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:55 (twenty years ago) link

Perhaps she is!

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:57 (twenty years ago) link

i'm a bit nervous that she's a "swinger."

lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:58 (twenty years ago) link

They are often fine people!

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:59 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.gocollect.com/images/WaltDisneyArtClassics/300/41158.jpg

RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 21:03 (twenty years ago) link

Dammit. I think I just found my soulmate but she's a) living in San Diego and b) in a relationship. Figures.

I'm spectatorr

Aaron W (Aaron W), Thursday, 10 June 2004 02:02 (twenty years ago) link

this girl just messaged me, saying that i'm probably her soulmate.

her boyfriend's screenname is a Get Up Kids reference. Be scared.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 10 June 2004 02:11 (twenty years ago) link

it could be a roger bannister reference...

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Thursday, 10 June 2004 07:49 (twenty years ago) link

I got a mail. I am checking it now.

Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 10 June 2004 10:40 (twenty years ago) link

it's taking a while. perhaps I should hit refresh.

Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 10 June 2004 10:40 (twenty years ago) link

it's playing hard to get.

cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 10 June 2004 10:41 (twenty years ago) link

it was not what I had hoped

Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 10 June 2004 10:46 (twenty years ago) link

sounds about right.

mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 10 June 2004 10:49 (twenty years ago) link

I have just joined this thing. What do I do now? I am high_heels, like the blog I never did.

Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 10 June 2004 13:26 (twenty years ago) link


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