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I'm not complaining - nice ass!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 11 February 2005 22:47 (nineteen years ago) link

CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM, KEN

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 11 February 2005 23:17 (nineteen years ago) link

this is a great thread. I think my favourite pic is the one of Martin. What a devil.

I don't think there'll be any pics of me in me kecks any time soon, but Irene points that I do have a picture that would be somewhat appropriate for this thread. You'll have to wait for me to get round to scanning it and then work out where on the internet I will put it.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Saturday, 12 February 2005 01:02 (nineteen years ago) link

http://scripts.gophercentral.com/forward/bizarre/titmouse/titmouse.gif (is this the greatest image of all time, or what? I guess it's old but somehow I;'ve never seen it. I wanted to post it somewhere, and this seemed to be the spot.)

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 12 February 2005 03:33 (nineteen years ago) link

way to ruin it remy

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 12 February 2005 13:28 (nineteen years ago) link

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 12 February 2005 19:21 (nineteen years ago) link

the ILX thong arrived... for the weak of stomach, I'll just present this as a link instead of a pic.

http://tinypic.com/1ptq9s

the URL may not last long as it may be "offensive"

― donut debonair (donut), Saturday, 12 February 2005 21:27 (nineteen years ago) link

CLASSIC

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 12 February 2005 22:14 (nineteen years ago) link

I think I missed all the "good" ones.

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 12 February 2005 22:25 (nineteen years ago) link

holy fucking shit

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 12 February 2005 22:34 (nineteen years ago) link

that is fucking awesome DB.

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 12 February 2005 22:36 (nineteen years ago) link

does anyone want to send me ally's photo?

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 13 February 2005 06:12 (nineteen years ago) link

shut up

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 13 February 2005 06:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Bloody hell, you can see nobbage and everything.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 13 February 2005 21:26 (nineteen years ago) link

A serendipitious find on the Sea of ice discovered on Mars thread....The only quibble is that I cannot keep houseplants alive much less flourishing.
http://www.omegagrafix.com/Geo/venusian.jpg

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 24 February 2005 16:02 (nineteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://www.art-ificial.com/indie/gaygax.jpg

albeit taken 10 years ago by XXXGF at her place with my broken right foot/ankle skateboarding injury (note: bruising/swelling/discoloration) that i later had to get casted at the hospital.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 11 March 2005 18:49 (nineteen years ago) link

well crap, there goes my theory that gygax! is actually a computer simulation of (NOIZE) + (BASEBALLNERD)

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Friday, 11 March 2005 18:56 (nineteen years ago) link

XXXGF

she sounds dirty.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 11 March 2005 18:59 (nineteen years ago) link

stolen from the thread i was reading prior to this:

Which, lyric-wise: "triple-ex-girlfriend!!!" That's like a Trash Can Sinatras level pun, and without the wink at all.
-- nabisco (--...), March 10th, 2005 1:26 PM. (nabisco) (later)

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 11 March 2005 19:05 (nineteen years ago) link

You look just about how I pictured you.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 11 March 2005 19:19 (nineteen years ago) link

HOW DID I MISS THIS THREAD.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 11 March 2005 19:23 (nineteen years ago) link

I have no idea.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 11 March 2005 19:25 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't know how I missed this thread either. But then I think enough ILx0rs have seen my goodies so I'll keep them to myself for now. . .

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Friday, 11 March 2005 20:21 (nineteen years ago) link

I haven't seen them.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Friday, 11 March 2005 20:29 (nineteen years ago) link

i think i saw a painting of your goodies. ;-)

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 11 March 2005 21:06 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.askforjanice.com/photos/white.jpg

Kudos to Martin upthread for really showing balls and Donut, nice helmet.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Friday, 11 March 2005 22:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Okay, I'm gonna sound like a moron here, but I'm pretty sure that picture is pretty hot, I'm just not entirely clear what is is...

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 11 March 2005 23:22 (nineteen years ago) link

it's definitely not a testicle, i can tell you that

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 11 March 2005 23:29 (nineteen years ago) link

The hands are resting on a tummy. You can figure the rest out.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 11 March 2005 23:31 (nineteen years ago) link

it was the hand doing a test tickle then or something?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 11 March 2005 23:33 (nineteen years ago) link

The picture was taking accidently as I roller over on my camera. I figured a garter belt counted as underwear.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Saturday, 12 March 2005 01:22 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...

That's actually an eerily good likeness of how I look now, even if I had to reduce my weight to 111 to make it look about as thin as I am. Of course, I don't wear boxers. I do sport glasses and have a package, though.

― Ian Riese-Moraine. To Hell with you and your gradual evolution! (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 14 April 2005 16:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Was I the only one who printed out that calendar? I'm not sure where I put the print though, hopefully the link still works...

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 14 April 2005 16:51 (nineteen years ago) link

I just re-read through this entire thread, and I just wanted to say that I love you all.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 14 April 2005 17:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh shite, it didn't come out!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/sleep_no_more/compositor.jpg
My hair's a bit darker than that and my face is skinnier, too. Add a few more realistic imperfections and then it'd be me.

― Ian Riese-Moraine. To Hell with you and your gradual evolution! (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 14 April 2005 17:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Awww, roxy, that's piccie's adorable.

This me over a year ago in shorts...not boxers, but it's close as you're getting. Unfortunately the sunlight made my face look plastic and my hair's not that great because it's short and tightly-curled (unlike today where it's about two or three inches longer and doesn't have such a tight curl and it makes me look like I'm in my mid-twenties), but here we go:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/sleep_no_more/photo6.jpg

You don't see the front of me, though, and I'm almost as well-defined as that virtual model image, strangely. It doesn't seem like it would be and it wouldn't had I not taken Tae Kwon Do for a year.

― Ian Riese-Moraine. To Hell with you and your gradual evolution! (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 14 April 2005 17:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Did RJG ever get my photo?

― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Thursday, 14 April 2005 18:02 (nineteen years ago) link

What on earth are you sculpting?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 14 April 2005 18:16 (nineteen years ago) link

A sand fungus.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Thursday, 14 April 2005 18:26 (nineteen years ago) link

HAHAHA! It's a very, very crude sandcastle. The photographer was assisting me with it until she started taking pictures. That's about as advanced as it got. We couldn't sculpt worth a damn, obviously...and I really don't like getting my hands dirty so that probably made it worse. I'm halfway to OCD regarding the cleanliness of my hands. I couldn't stand that sand being on my fingers in those clumps, ew...

― Ian Riese-Moraine. To Hell with you and your gradual evolution! (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 14 April 2005 18:30 (nineteen years ago) link

I did get a photo but I don't think it was yours, ally.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 14 April 2005 18:54 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm so sad I missed most of the real naked pix before people decided to delete them. Boo hoo.
http://model.mvm.com/compositor?G%1CM%40OB%5BNR%07QQ%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EQNQTM%40UHNOR%0E%07QF%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EF%40SLDOUR%0ELWLINLD%0ELWLINLD%07H%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQSNKDBUR%0ELWLINLD%0ERHUD%0EIUENBR%0EHL%40FDR%0EGNOE%7EBI%40ODM%7EONHS%0FUF%40%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EGMNNSRI%40ENV%0EHL%40FDR%0EGRI%40%7Eg%7Eg%7E%10%7E%11%13iem%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0ECNEX%0EHL%40FDR%0ECNEX%7Eg%7Eg%7E%11%13iem%7Eoj%13%7Erb%11%10%7Ecss%7Egu%10%7E%60q%10%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EID%40E%0EHL%40FDR%0EID%40E%7Eg%7Eg%7Eb%60%11%10%7Erb%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Edx%60%7Eonr%7Emqu%7Eoj%13%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HF%1C%0E%0EF%40SLDOUR%0E%10%14%11%15%16%11%14%11%17%0EF%40SL%7E%10%14%11%15%16%11%14%11%17%7E%10%7E%10%11%17%7E%11%13iem%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EI%40HS%0EHL%40FDR%0EI%40HS%7Eg%7Eg%7Eir%10%11%7Eib%11%14%7Eb%60%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Eoj%13%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07I%1C%15%11%11%07V%1C%10%16%18?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 14 April 2005 18:56 (nineteen years ago) link

My hair isn't that color. They didn't have an option for "Bleh."

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 14 April 2005 18:59 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm so sad I missed most of the real naked pix before people decided to delete them. Boo hoo.
Phew, I'm glad I wasn't the only one with this sentiment.

― Ian Riese-Moraine. To Hell with you and your gradual evolution! (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 14 April 2005 19:56 (nineteen years ago) link

: (

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 14 April 2005 20:30 (nineteen years ago) link

We can always get it going again.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Saturday, 16 April 2005 20:37 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread takes 15 minutes to load!

(that's not a thinly veiled masturbation joke, either.)

(it could be, but only on Fridays.)

― stephen morris (stephen morris), Saturday, 16 April 2005 20:53 (nineteen years ago) link

taken several years ago:

http://plainparade.org/imagefile/nude1.jpg

sorry, i dont do the whole nude thing, but i chalk it up to my former classmates. they spent their times photographing themselves nude so often that i think i knew them better with their clothes off, than i did with their clothes on.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Saturday, 16 April 2005 21:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Sarah M: Nudehunter.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Saturday, 16 April 2005 22:00 (nineteen years ago) link

*considers revisions to that ilX crush thread*

― Ian Riese-Moraine. To Hell with you and your gradual evolution! (Eastern Mantra), Saturday, 16 April 2005 22:04 (nineteen years ago) link

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