I'm sure AIPAC appreciates his generosity
― Quiet, I'm making my Youtube Star Wars Review (Z S), Thursday, 31 December 2009 17:09 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/i_dont_even_want_to_be_alive
― i torrented jam all on my own (stevie), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 12:39 (fourteen years ago) link
I live in constant terror and that terror informs my every word, thought, and action
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 18:08 (fourteen years ago) link
i thought this was kinda mean spirited when i read the whole thing
then, in a different context, i read a quoted line and completely believed it was real
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 18:22 (fourteen years ago) link
http://images.politico.com/global/click/100129_rush_4_click_522_regular.jpg
― The Tommy Westphall Universe Hypothesis (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 29 January 2010 23:49 (fourteen years ago) link
http://images.politico.com/global/click/100129_rush_1_click_522_regular.jpg
http://images.politico.com/global/click/100129_rush_2_click_522_regular.jpg
Shit I had to be pretty distracted cuz I clicked that link and got through that first paragraph without realizing it was an Onion article and I thought Rush was having a total fucking breakdown.
― Möbius dick (╓abies), Friday, 29 January 2010 23:55 (fourteen years ago) link
And the beautiful thing is, the Onion often gets mistaken for real and article in it'll do the email rounds, so here's hoping that one goes into the wilds.
― millivanillimillenary (Trayce), Saturday, 30 January 2010 00:14 (fourteen years ago) link
love this
http://www.starkreports.com/2011/02/04/rush-limbaugh-chats-wme-about-ronald-reagans-legacy/
liberal dude somehow gets through limbaughs call-screeners and flabbergasts the big fat fool about reagan's tax-raising and cut-and-running and immigrant-amnesty-granting
― kamerad, Sunday, 6 February 2011 00:27 (thirteen years ago) link
i don't participate in recessions!
http://www.salon.com/news/politics/war_room/2011/05/24/limbaugh_ratings/index.html
alex p otm
― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 16:05 (thirteen years ago) link
I'd rather have him around as an outlet for conservative anger though.
― The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 16:09 (thirteen years ago) link
plus he's probably not going anywhere anytime soon. looking forward to him eventually in desperation mode, though, the sad old hate shaman, flaming out. should be quite the spectacle
― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 16:19 (thirteen years ago) link
why would he flame out?
― The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 16:24 (thirteen years ago) link
I don't expect a Beck-stye collapse. If his ratings are down, blame the fading of Obama's novelty. Ratings will increase in 2012.
― The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 16:26 (thirteen years ago) link
i don't see him signing off gracefully. i imagine some kind of epic three hour john galt rant and then his head explodes into his golden microphone
― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 16:33 (thirteen years ago) link
Truthfully I see him dying due to his lifestyle choices instead of some sort of epic flameout.
― Peyton Flanders (Nicole), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 16:36 (thirteen years ago) link
terminal priapism seems like a very embarrassing way to go
― Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 16:37 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2013/01/limbaugh-cubans-work-hard-unlike-mexicans
― curmudgeon, Friday, 1 February 2013 17:32 (eleven years ago) link
I don't have to read the story to know it's a line I've heard all my life.
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 1 February 2013 18:00 (eleven years ago) link
Then there's all the jokes I've heard over the years from Mexicans about stuck up Cuban snobs...
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 February 2013 18:08 (eleven years ago) link
Then there was the complicated joke I heard from a Cuban-American roommate of mine in college about the three officers on a paratroop training exercise, involving the dumb Mexican, the wily Cuban and the effete snob from Spain itself, Sergeant Gometh.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 February 2013 18:10 (eleven years ago) link
http://dailycurrant.com/2013/01/31/rush-limbaugh-denied-service-mexican-restauruant/
― brownie, Friday, 1 February 2013 20:00 (eleven years ago) link
what a dumb fake website
― goole, Friday, 1 February 2013 20:03 (eleven years ago) link
lol what have i posted
― brownie, Friday, 1 February 2013 20:03 (eleven years ago) link
done with the internet
― brownie, Friday, 1 February 2013 20:07 (eleven years ago) link
so you're the long-haired laughing boy at my Noche Buena parties.
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 1 February 2013 20:32 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.rushimg.com/cimages//media/1rushmontages/rushcapitalism4/1151011-1-eng-GB/RushCapitalism.jpg
― the naturalism is fine butt (Eazy), Saturday, 8 June 2013 04:03 (eleven years ago) link
can someone photoshop this with "viagra" where "capitalism" is?
― data halls and oate (stevie), Saturday, 8 June 2013 05:05 (eleven years ago) link
or just photoshop him out of the frame and put the planter's peanut guy there instead.
― Treeship, Saturday, 8 June 2013 05:10 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.politico.com/story/2014/08/rush-limbaugh-robin-williams-109963.html#ixzz3AEjO9mMI
http://mediamatters.org/video/2014/08/12/limbaugh-exploits-robin-williams-death-to-attac/200397
― curmudgeon, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 20:21 (nine years ago) link
when this fuck dies i'm going to throw an all-night party, you are all invited
― I dunno. (amateurist), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 20:32 (nine years ago) link
Pretty sure he is dead, and has been for some time, but before he went - pills, I heard - he locked himself in his bunker for a few months and just talked, about things that had happened and things he thought would happen. Now they just edit and play his archives as needed, with the occasional impersonator subbing in when they need something really specific.
Anyway, that's what I heard.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 21:14 (nine years ago) link
it's amazing who you can fool with a colon puppet & a microphone
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 21:15 (nine years ago) link
i think they just prop up a potato sack on one of those cans of caramel corn
― I dunno. (amateurist), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 21:18 (nine years ago) link
As his bouts of tastelessness go, that's pretty mild (no yelling, at least). I'm guessing he's holding back for fear that even his own audience would push back--I'm sure Williams' appeal covered the political spectrum.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 21:35 (nine years ago) link
Compared to the Michael J. Fox thing a few years ago, this is definitely mild.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 22:02 (nine years ago) link
Still, Limbaugh's death will (and should be) a celebration.
yeah but being able to rant about Limbaugh is like, the surnrise, or eggs for breakfast. it's part of life's rich tapestry LET ME HAVE THIS
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 22:03 (nine years ago) link
a world without Limbaugh > being able to rant about him
― You know something? He *did* say "well, yeah" a lot. (cryptosicko), Thursday, 14 August 2014 00:55 (nine years ago) link
true
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 August 2014 01:22 (nine years ago) link
http://blog.seattlepi.com/seattlepolitics/2010/03/09/limbaugh-ill-move-to-costa-rica/
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 19 March 2015 21:33 (nine years ago) link
yeah this has popped up on my Facebook a number of times recently. Still waiting...
― Losing swag by the second (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 19 March 2015 21:42 (nine years ago) link
Sex tourism in Costa Rica has been a consequence of the rapid growth of international tourism in the country, and the country is being promoted as a popular destination for sex tourism.
― You and your damn elves, I'm sick of it! (Sanpaku), Thursday, 19 March 2015 21:43 (nine years ago) link
I was hoping for something a bit more lolworthy than his just saying more stupid shit on the air. Like cutting off the last joint on his pinkie finger in a bagel-related accident while loaded on prescription narcotics. He says stupid shit every day.
― Aimless, Thursday, 19 March 2015 21:46 (nine years ago) link
http://www.dailydot.com/irl/lesbian-and-transgender-hillbillies-are-taking-over-your-town
― brimstead, Thursday, 25 August 2016 01:15 (seven years ago) link
wow, amazing...
― curmudgeon, Thursday, 25 August 2016 14:22 (seven years ago) link
https://www.rushlimbaugh.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/fb-092117-Football.jpg
― Eazy, Tuesday, 26 September 2017 01:54 (six years ago) link
sure...i mean it went so well last time
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 September 2017 02:04 (six years ago) link
They've photoshopped his belly in that pic right?
― Cyndi Larper (stevie), Tuesday, 26 September 2017 09:26 (six years ago) link