Chicago: More Bars in More Places

ok it wasn't that funny

HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

All the journals I work on are going to be published in Englande. One of the EIC's was asking me a bunch of questions about how various things worked so they could transfer them to the people who are taking our jobs. I told him that I would be willing to provide consultation on the matter but I required a 300 Euro/hr. compensation rate.

This got a good reaction from the faggy thread, so here it is for the general (Chicago) population

Last night I hooked up with this guy http://www.chicagotribune.com/features/food/chi-mxa0926eatcovertexassep26,0,7203650.story
and together we fondled a Lutheran minster's privates.

You hooked up with a slab of brisket?

^i would

"this guy" = the guy who wrote that article?

I FUCKED A PIECE OF BRISKET AND IT FELT GOOOOOOOOOD!!

Jesse, I am so happy you exist.

A minister! Score!

He's related to the mayor.

Wait. The food and wine critic is, not the minister.

me: here i am
why does your head hurt?
what did you do last night?

Jesse: drank
fucked a dude
touched a minister

me: where?

Jesse: his dick
and balls

me: NO you ahole - where did you drink?

You will all be thrilled to know that I have developed a painful and noticeable zit on my face.

And thus the universe achieves balance.

eeew sick gross why do you talk about it new thread plz etc

Oh Jenny....

Yes?

Why do you quote our private, intimate conversations?

lol

me: you are not going to bike to work

Jesse: wht?
yes i am!
i wouldn't i?
i have before
i will again

me: it's too far
you'll never make it
they're all gonna laugh at you

Jesse: you're a dumb, dumb cunt

haha i was just going to quote this too! except for that last part.

hey, in case anyone's considering this, I'm probably going to the Wire Festival @ Empty Bottle tonight and Sunday. I've only been to Danny's once, but I thought it was a cool place. Doesn't sound like people are going anymore though. How bout tomorrow night?

i think we should set up a sing operation with ross the bikedick. perhaps we could get jordan's skiing accountants on him or something?

p.s. jesse, don't believe him, size does matter. but why do i suspect you know that already?

i gots new guitar

I'm still waiting for the bastard to write back.

this afternoon:

sell old guitar to dude for asking price after like 5 minutes of inspection +
2 veggie dogs with everything and sauerkraut but minus tomatos, cream soda at Hot Doug's +
go to chicago music exchange and buy new guitar =
awesome

This is the most expensive guitar I've ever owned, but I think it may have been the cheapest guitar that CME had for sale.

What'd you get?

I took some liberties with the truth...but all in the name of ruining Ross's sanity.

From my friend who is a bike mechanic:

jesse, don't believe him, the size of the bike totally matters! unless you want to rail your crotch when you are not on the seat, get a bike that fits you. and there is NO WAY to "adjust" the height of the bike's frame without maybe welding it.

Congratulations on the guitar!

HEY Let's go buy some candy: http://www.dulcelandia.com/en/

yet another stop on the ro-pa culinary tour!

http://www.dulcelandia.com/images/products/449a52ebbce043b7bcead06a223c3510.jpg

pics of guitar? or link?

Srlsy! Have to been to the one one Clark? Somebody have a Helloween party and I will buy a PIÑATA BRUJA and some grape flavored vampire lollipops.

xp - and some sugar skulls!

Sarah and I think that we're having a Hallowweeen party at Courtney's house.

Or mine. But hers is bigger.

i haven't been there, but candy season is upon us...

http://www.dulcelandia.com/images/products/1741e3c79ebd40719a6d20e5a80770ab.jpg

I want a candy lucha libre mask.

http://www.hosting4beer.com/uploader/files/1/uadog.png

credit to dan

credit to somethingawful morelike

Let's get some candy! Let's get some candy!

Note: I don't even really like candy, particularly. I just want to go to the giant candy store.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1014/1454783922_1e692a912d.jpg?v=1191010045

It's hard to take a pic of a black guitar without it looking smudgy.

Sarah, looks like you're sleeping on the couch.

Also: I keep reading this thread title as "More Bears in More Places".

Prefuse 73
All Tomorrow's Parties 1.0
Shitslime Garbage Can Vs. My MPC

Am listening to ^^

which prefuse? I had a little affair with him for a while there.

Nick, that is an instrument of pure delightful evil.

Nice, Nick.

That's exciting, Nick!!

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