What do you look like in your underwear?

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(I seem to keep coming back despite what I said; but only to answer comments to me...) Melinda, what you said was the nicest thing anyone said about my pic! I didn't take it as damning at all. And there are many good reasons not to post a nude pic of yourself on the internet beyond cowardice! (Also, your arse does not at all suggest you are remotely overweight, if that's what you are saying.)

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 5 February 2005 16:59 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.gothamist.com/images/2004_02_manh.jpg

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 5 February 2005 17:00 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.libraries.wvu.edu/exhibits/asimov/rare/foundationanda.jpg

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 5 February 2005 17:01 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.texaschapbookpress.com/magellanslog74/bushmi1.jpg

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 5 February 2005 17:05 (nineteen years ago) link

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 5 February 2005 17:06 (nineteen years ago) link

It's probably going to anti-climatic to post compositor models now, but here's mine (because I'm too cowardly to post real pics of myself other than of my cowardly arse).

http://www2.gol.com/users/melemail/stuff/compositor1.jpg

It's an amazing likeness except that the skintone is way too dark, the haircut is wrong, my arms and shoulders are much bigger, my waist is more defined/smaller, and my hips and thighs are not as chunky as this model's. Hah!

― Melinda Mess-injure, Saturday, 5 February 2005 17:07 (nineteen years ago) link

http://nrcc.org/distmap/states/statemaps/florida.gif

― Snappy (sexyDancer), Saturday, 5 February 2005 17:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Did one of these links lead to a topless Ally? I feel raped.

U guys got more balls than me. Nudity and underwear - ILX is officiall batshit. Glad Ned's not posted anything tho.

― C-Man (C-Man), Saturday, 5 February 2005 18:52 (nineteen years ago) link

it's saturday night & this thread hasn't had a single update.

the ILE underwear thread is officially dead.

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Sunday, 6 February 2005 04:39 (nineteen years ago) link

so you think

― donut christ (donut), Sunday, 6 February 2005 05:03 (nineteen years ago) link

It keeps getting drastically shorter. What's getting removed?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 6 February 2005 15:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Did one of these links lead to a topless Ally? I feel raped.

Nice try, dude.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 6 February 2005 15:50 (nineteen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/kenjuggle3/pants.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 11 February 2005 22:42 (nineteen years ago) link

REVIVE

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 11 February 2005 22:43 (nineteen years ago) link

work it, ken!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 11 February 2005 22:45 (nineteen years ago) link

that was the only pose where there was any kind of bum visible

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 11 February 2005 22:46 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm not complaining - nice ass!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 11 February 2005 22:47 (nineteen years ago) link

CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM, KEN

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 11 February 2005 23:17 (nineteen years ago) link

this is a great thread. I think my favourite pic is the one of Martin. What a devil.

I don't think there'll be any pics of me in me kecks any time soon, but Irene points that I do have a picture that would be somewhat appropriate for this thread. You'll have to wait for me to get round to scanning it and then work out where on the internet I will put it.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Saturday, 12 February 2005 01:02 (nineteen years ago) link

http://scripts.gophercentral.com/forward/bizarre/titmouse/titmouse.gif (is this the greatest image of all time, or what? I guess it's old but somehow I;'ve never seen it. I wanted to post it somewhere, and this seemed to be the spot.)

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 12 February 2005 03:33 (nineteen years ago) link

way to ruin it remy

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 12 February 2005 13:28 (nineteen years ago) link

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 12 February 2005 19:21 (nineteen years ago) link

the ILX thong arrived... for the weak of stomach, I'll just present this as a link instead of a pic.

http://tinypic.com/1ptq9s

the URL may not last long as it may be "offensive"

― donut debonair (donut), Saturday, 12 February 2005 21:27 (nineteen years ago) link

CLASSIC

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 12 February 2005 22:14 (nineteen years ago) link

I think I missed all the "good" ones.

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 12 February 2005 22:25 (nineteen years ago) link

holy fucking shit

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 12 February 2005 22:34 (nineteen years ago) link

that is fucking awesome DB.

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 12 February 2005 22:36 (nineteen years ago) link

does anyone want to send me ally's photo?

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 13 February 2005 06:12 (nineteen years ago) link

shut up

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 13 February 2005 06:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Bloody hell, you can see nobbage and everything.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 13 February 2005 21:26 (nineteen years ago) link

A serendipitious find on the Sea of ice discovered on Mars thread....The only quibble is that I cannot keep houseplants alive much less flourishing.
http://www.omegagrafix.com/Geo/venusian.jpg

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 24 February 2005 16:02 (nineteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://www.art-ificial.com/indie/gaygax.jpg

albeit taken 10 years ago by XXXGF at her place with my broken right foot/ankle skateboarding injury (note: bruising/swelling/discoloration) that i later had to get casted at the hospital.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 11 March 2005 18:49 (nineteen years ago) link

well crap, there goes my theory that gygax! is actually a computer simulation of (NOIZE) + (BASEBALLNERD)

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Friday, 11 March 2005 18:56 (nineteen years ago) link

XXXGF

she sounds dirty.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 11 March 2005 18:59 (nineteen years ago) link

stolen from the thread i was reading prior to this:

Which, lyric-wise: "triple-ex-girlfriend!!!" That's like a Trash Can Sinatras level pun, and without the wink at all.
-- nabisco (--...), March 10th, 2005 1:26 PM. (nabisco) (later)

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 11 March 2005 19:05 (nineteen years ago) link

You look just about how I pictured you.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 11 March 2005 19:19 (nineteen years ago) link

HOW DID I MISS THIS THREAD.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 11 March 2005 19:23 (nineteen years ago) link

I have no idea.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 11 March 2005 19:25 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't know how I missed this thread either. But then I think enough ILx0rs have seen my goodies so I'll keep them to myself for now. . .

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Friday, 11 March 2005 20:21 (nineteen years ago) link

I haven't seen them.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Friday, 11 March 2005 20:29 (nineteen years ago) link

i think i saw a painting of your goodies. ;-)

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 11 March 2005 21:06 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.askforjanice.com/photos/white.jpg

Kudos to Martin upthread for really showing balls and Donut, nice helmet.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Friday, 11 March 2005 22:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Okay, I'm gonna sound like a moron here, but I'm pretty sure that picture is pretty hot, I'm just not entirely clear what is is...

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 11 March 2005 23:22 (nineteen years ago) link

it's definitely not a testicle, i can tell you that

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 11 March 2005 23:29 (nineteen years ago) link

The hands are resting on a tummy. You can figure the rest out.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 11 March 2005 23:31 (nineteen years ago) link

it was the hand doing a test tickle then or something?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 11 March 2005 23:33 (nineteen years ago) link

The picture was taking accidently as I roller over on my camera. I figured a garter belt counted as underwear.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Saturday, 12 March 2005 01:22 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...

That's actually an eerily good likeness of how I look now, even if I had to reduce my weight to 111 to make it look about as thin as I am. Of course, I don't wear boxers. I do sport glasses and have a package, though.

― Ian Riese-Moraine. To Hell with you and your gradual evolution! (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 14 April 2005 16:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Was I the only one who printed out that calendar? I'm not sure where I put the print though, hopefully the link still works...

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 14 April 2005 16:51 (nineteen years ago) link

I just re-read through this entire thread, and I just wanted to say that I love you all.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 14 April 2005 17:07 (nineteen years ago) link

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