― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 5 December 2005 16:33 (eighteen years ago) link
cf. Exploding Testicle Syndrome
― Amity Wong (noodle vague), Monday, 5 December 2005 16:39 (eighteen years ago) link
Because wanker needs the baby there to get hottttt.
― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 5 December 2005 16:42 (eighteen years ago) link
although i reckon one can be cultually conditioned to think otherwise.
― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 December 2005 16:42 (eighteen years ago) link
― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Monday, 5 December 2005 16:48 (eighteen years ago) link
with their genitals growing bigger and then stuff squirting out of it.
You know some very special women, Ken.
― Dan (SHE'S GONNA BLOW!!!) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 December 2005 16:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 December 2005 16:54 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 5 December 2005 16:55 (eighteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 December 2005 16:57 (eighteen years ago) link
"Why are we here?""Where did we come from?""Is it okay to masturbate in front of the baby before we go?""Are those nachos?"
― Dan (And So On) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 December 2005 16:57 (eighteen years ago) link
Hey, if you want to be a cultural/moral relativist, there's no good reason not to go all the way.
for sure society could stand to loosen up about sexuality a little, but exposing infants to adult sexuality is surely not the place to start.
you can't have your cake and eat it too.
― A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (Stop Being Stupid) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:01 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:03 (eighteen years ago) link
― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:04 (eighteen years ago) link
It doesn't beat the best thread ever (and coincidentally the FIRST on ILX).
― Waffle Cone Sundae, Monday, 5 December 2005 17:04 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:05 (eighteen years ago) link
xxpost
― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:12 (eighteen years ago) link
― Super Cub (Debito), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:26 (eighteen years ago) link
― Pete (Pete), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― Super Cub (Debito), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― Super Cub (Debito), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:50 (eighteen years ago) link
http://doityourself.com/images/sheffield/childrena0103.jpg
― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:55 (eighteen years ago) link
― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Monday, 5 December 2005 18:26 (eighteen years ago) link
Put it in root beer?
― Dan (Not Good At Riddles) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 December 2005 18:31 (eighteen years ago) link
squirters, duh.
― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Monday, 5 December 2005 18:33 (eighteen years ago) link
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 5 December 2005 19:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 5 December 2005 19:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 5 December 2005 19:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― latebloomer: The Corridor (Yes, The Corridor) (latebloomer), Monday, 5 December 2005 19:25 (eighteen years ago) link
dan is correct, but the original line is wrong; it should be "how do you make a dead baby float?"
carry on.
― Your local source of bad ilx jokes for 2.5 years running (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 5 December 2005 20:06 (eighteen years ago) link
I say that less for the baby's sake and more for the masturbator's, and I say that as someone who can't even masturbate if there's, like, a cat looking, or something.
― nabiscothingy, Monday, 5 December 2005 20:07 (eighteen years ago) link
-- ken c (pykachu10...) (webmail), Today 9:33 AM. (ken c) (later) (link)
what if it's like, rolled up in a tube and lost in the back of the closet?
I have to side with tuomas's here. first off, because of the whole lack of awareness thing. and second, of what he said here:
"And I still wonder if there's a difference in how people view masturbating in a room where there is a baby, and having sex in such a room. Because, even though masturbation is considered okay these days, there's still a special stigma attached to it that enhances the "yuck"-factor."
i'm sure a greater number of people see masturbating with the baby present as wrong than two people having sex. I'm pretty much sure my folks did it with me in the room. and i dont think i'd care if my uncle jerked himself off while babysitting me. i really can't see how it would make one bit of difference.
― AaronK (AaronK), Monday, 5 December 2005 20:39 (eighteen years ago) link
Oh yes, just look at all of the posts here advocating boning by the baby.
― Dan (This Is Why God Created Kitchen Tables) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 December 2005 20:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 5 December 2005 20:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (IE, Crank It Next To A Baby) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 December 2005 20:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 5 December 2005 20:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (You Also Get Feline AIDS) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:10 (eighteen years ago) link
"I tripped!"
― Dan (Next Thing You Know...) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:12 (eighteen years ago) link