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Most unusual.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), January 17th, 2007 4:32 PM. (jaymc) (later)

why do you think he was trying to connect to the internet?

----- Original Message -----
From: Jess Harvell
To: Axxxxxx xx Rxxxxx
Sent: Wednesday, January 17, 2007 1:02 PM
Subject: weird dreams update 1/17

1. an argument breaks out at c1ty pap3r when art director j03 macl30d jokingly disses popular songstress "vitamin c" to staff writer chr1s land3rs. music editor jess harvell becomes irate because vitamin c is actually his ex-girlfriend. or maybe an old roommate? i can't remember now. she is also black. what?

2. at summer camp, i discover that one of the camp counsellors is actually a robot. when i voice my concern to another counsellor i am put in a smoke house (like, where they smoke meat, not like an indian sweat lodge) until i "get right."

3. i am interviewing a giant bird (not a muppet, a real bird) in an "inside the actors studio" type situation.

I had my first dream of ilxors last night. Mark C, river wolf, grady & Ed were wandering about at some sort of convention. I said "Hey, aren't you...?". I was excited at seeing ilxors in 'real life' but they were all cool and nonchalant as though they hang out in other people's dreams all the time.

it involved a member of the Gyllenhaal family.

yes, Mark C, river wolf , grady and Ed are the dream ILX stray cats. Whenever they appear loitering in my dreams I chase them away with brooms.

I woke myself up at 1am this morning yelling out, "Just chill DeNiro, it's only licorice!".

This is fucked up, but anyway. I was living in an ornate Italian garden with Drew Daniel. It was very formal with a lot of marble statues and we shared an underground appartment, which was actually quite nice when you were in it and had massive dome skylights, but you had to get in through a potting shed. The light was always very bright and it was baking hot. We got a couple of tourists, but no one really came around much. Drew was in charge of the upkeep of the gardens and I was staying there as a part of some kind of rehab. One day I met my boyfriend (it was my IRL boyfriend, but in the dream I'd never met him before) and we started seeing each other. I got pregnant. Drew was wildly disaproving and stopped speaking to me. Then Martin Schmidt turned up and they were whispering with Martin breaking out into "you have to TELL HER!" Drew took me to one side and explained that my boyfriend was actually my long-lost brother and the child would be deformed. At that point I freaked out and woke up.

NB: That day I had been reading some columns written by Drew for the website I work for. There are no other explanations for this terrifyng mental chain of events.

except that IS your long lost real life brother.

Don't remember much. Just recall sat on some grass saying "that Ned Raggett, he's a clever fellow"

I had a dream a couple of weeks ago that was something about the End of the World. Ned Raggett showed up in it. He was going to save us all by COOKING.

ned is popular. when i first started posting here, i had a dream that he was my new flatmate. he looked like axl rose.

jaymc, whom I've never met, showed up at a party in one of my dreams this morning. He was looking for Trayce, but I hadn't seen her.

He must have left his .xls at home.

As I woke up, I realized he'd found the party b/c he had my address in the .xls.

HAHAHA!

(er... sorry jaymc ;D)

So last night in my dream I was listening to some npr-style talk radio show, and the sage voice was talking admirably of Matt DC (whom he referred to as 'Mr DC'), and how he had stood up on ILX that day about some pressing issue (I, of course, do not remember the issue at hand; it was probably about someone being an asshole). So, having missed this, I duly went to the thread in question, and clicked on the 'Today' button (in my dream, long threads had a 'today' button at the top of the page, that, when clicked, would immediately scroll you down to the first new answer entered that day). There, someone had bombed the thread with an endless number of horizontal lines. Then it was tons of images. Then lots of random imdb biographies. But then, I got to Matt DC's post, and he was, indeed, quite sensible about whatever it is he was talking about.

I dreamt last night that Matthew Perpetua told me he was "sort of seeing" Inka Essenhigh.

So last night the company CEO sent an email to all employees regarding inappropriate internet usage during business hours and cited examples. I was busted for spending too much time on Facebook and Luna and Carsmile Steve were done for putting up awesome pics on WDYLL threads.

So in the dream I was a mixtape DJ.

The local alt weekly said that my tapes were "innovative, and driving the local hip-hop scene in a more creative direction."

Then someone on ILX called me BIG HOOS aka the scenedriver.

True story.

Whoa, I was watching the news and it turned out Kathleen Turner was linked to 9/11. They showed this diagram with a photo of Osama Bin Laden----a photo of Mohammed Atta----a photo of Kathleen turner.

The weirdest thing is that I don't even think Kathleen Turner has crossed my mind in the last five years or more.

I finally has an ILX dream!

I dreamt that some distant cousins of mine were weird cultish Mountain Gotes groupies. I met them at a family reunion and I was fascinated. They were kind of surprised that I had no knowledge of the MG's (which I don't, IRL). I told them that JD was on a 'message board' that I frequented; they were non-plussed. I asked what the most popular/recognizable MG song was and they said 'Tiny Bubbles' and I was like "Oh yeah I know that song!" I think this means JD is going to die soon.

Don't say shit like that. Even in jest.

yeah, thats um a bit rum

Last night I dreamt that Pete and I busted a UK-wide paedophile ring and became national heroes. We were on the front page of all the papers.

haha i dremt i had a BABY! labour = c.25 seconds and it was not only painless but if i hadn't known it was hapnin i wouldn't have noticed!!

based on my dream i declare all this propaganda we hear from the ladies is just fibs so they can get cool druqgz and a lie-in

Bizarrely enough, I dreamed last night that I bought a Fender Jazzmaster guitar off Trayce. I had to fly all the way to Australia to pick it up, but it was a good deal.