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no, that actually happened

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

did the Tron motorcycle draw lines on the ground?

― heavyweight grebt (sanskrit), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

g00blar, i wasn't funny because you weren't paying attention - if funny was a snake, it would have bit those back-country hicks

thanks for showin up though, my next "show" is inside the nostril of a planet

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 22:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Matt DC had magical powers in my dream last night.

― wogan lenin (dog latin), Friday, 18 August 2006 08:58 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...

A couple of weeks ago, I dreamt that I was walking near Tottenham Court Road tube, and I spotted a little pet shop with a big sign that said: ONIMO. I went in, because, of course, it was Onimo's pet shop. He was annoyed at having to stay late (at the pet shop), but told me he would come out to the pub later.

Last night, Teh Kit. He was behind the counter of a shop too. That's all I remember, though.

― g00blar (gooblar), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 07:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Dream ILX - a nation of shopkeepers.

― Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 07:52 (seventeen years ago) link

last night when i was asleep nitsuh and i had a good old laugh about the process of baking one's own bread

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 07:55 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost It must be stressed that Onimo did own his own pet shop--right by TCR tube--not a small achievement (think of the rents!).

― g00blar (gooblar), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 07:55 (seventeen years ago) link

The other night I dreamt this:

I had taken the kids on holiday and we were staying at a big house somewhere in central Europe with Ally & Tom. Ally and I went down in the morning to make some breakfast and we both wanted chips but there were no potatoes - it was then I remembered that I had dreamt (yes, within the dream) of a soaking wet Tom carrying Charlie in his arms before collapsing and I was sure it was linked somehow to us going out to buy potatoes. After a bit of discussion I somehow managed to persuade her that this was actually going to happen (I think I told her that Tom died in my dream, but I can't really remember) and we didn't go out to the shops - instead we kept Tom and Charlie in our sight all day to make sure nothing happened. In the early evening they started glowing before disappearing. God then whispered in my ear that they were supposed to die and I had spoiled his plan "you selfish bastard" so he destroyed the world in a fit of pique.

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 08:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Wow.

― g00blar (gooblar), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 08:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Catholics have been made saints for less.

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 08:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Too much Lost...

― Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 08:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I had a vivid dream involving SteveM a few days ago but couldn't find this thread.

Last night I dreamed I drove a school bus and a fat chinese kid was bullying a smaller child so I punched the bully full in the face.

― === temporary username === (Mark C), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 09:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm allergic to cats, dogs, hamsters, rabbits, guinea pigs and most birds. My pet shop would be shit.

― ONIMO sells only goldfish and terrapins (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 10:38 (seventeen years ago) link

your pet shop would be fish, that may or may not turn into lizards!

― patita (patita), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...

Last night I dreamt that myself and Jon Williams moved to the country to run a pub. The only thing was, we didn't have any food for the customers so we went out into the woods out the back to capture a pig. When we got it back to the pub we were at a total loss as to what to do with it so I gave Porkpie a call and he came over and killed it, then we roasted it on a spit and served it to the punters.

The actual pig-killing bit was kinda graphic. I think it shat itself at one point.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 23 November 2006 09:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Archel was in my dream last night. She was advising me on my pregnacy (NB: I am not pregnant, nor do I intend to be at any point in the near future.) I was also trying to download a pair of boots for an old school friend, but they wouldn't allow me to get a size 8 as my cookies were set to my size, 4. Still, much better than the previous night which was all about nearly being raped.

― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 23 November 2006 11:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I wish people would visit me in dreams to advise me on my OWN pregnancy. I know nothing!

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 23 November 2006 11:25 (seventeen years ago) link

You were great! Really useful. Thanks Phantom Pregnancy Spirit Guide!

― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 23 November 2006 12:55 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...

Last night I dreamed that I was trying to do computer work but the windows kept drifting down and disappearing off the bottom of the screen. Finally I used tweezers to peel the icons off the windows and placed them like stamps directly on the monitor screen, upon which the data was absorbed into the system.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 02:34 (seventeen years ago) link

been watching the Matrix?

― Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 09:22 (seventeen years ago) link

I recently dreamt that I couldn't get a wireless connection because my leg was hanging out of the bed and my duvet was the internet.

― Nicholas Passant (Nicholas Passant), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 11:46 (seventeen years ago) link

i dreamt that i visited huk-l in his VERY swank apt. all his furniture (really nice darkwood stuff) was designed and built by his former roommate... hstencil.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link

The first two new dreams don't have anything to do with ILX...?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

The other night I dreamt that the cast of US TV show Heroes (basically X-Men for Lost/24/Prisonbreak fans, pretty good) were all members of my family, only I was Jack Bauer and had to kill them. I killed them by "shooting" them with my bare hands - i.e. pointing index fingers and going "bang!". They all "died" without a fuss except for Nikki/Jessica, who was really surly and like "I'm not dead just cos you pointed your finger and went 'bang!' at me". Then I had to report back to my superior officer, who was Louis Jagger, sitting on the floor of my girlfriend's parent's living room, playing Dungeons & Dragons with two teenage girls.

Most unusual.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 16:35 (seventeen years ago) link

The first two new dreams don't have anything to do with ILX...?

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), January 17th, 2007 4:32 PM. (jaymc) (later)

why do you think he was trying to connect to the internet?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link

EVERYTHING has something to do with ILX.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 17:52 (seventeen years ago) link

i had a dream a few months back that slocki and i were 1840s bank and train robbers

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

these have nothing to do with ilx but:

----- Original Message -----
From: Jess Harvell
To: Axxxxxx xx Rxxxxx
Sent: Wednesday, January 17, 2007 1:02 PM
Subject: weird dreams update 1/17

1. an argument breaks out at c1ty pap3r when art director j03 macl30d jokingly disses popular songstress "vitamin c" to staff writer chr1s land3rs. music editor jess harvell becomes irate because vitamin c is actually his ex-girlfriend. or maybe an old roommate? i can't remember now. she is also black. what?

2. at summer camp, i discover that one of the camp counsellors is actually a robot. when i voice my concern to another counsellor i am put in a smoke house (like, where they smoke meat, not like an indian sweat lodge) until i "get right."

3. i am interviewing a giant bird (not a muppet, a real bird) in an "inside the actors studio" type situation.

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 18:07 (seventeen years ago) link

lol at "smoke house"

― g00blar (gooblar), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 18:11 (seventeen years ago) link

i believe at the end of the dream when my mom picked me up from camp she said that i "stunk of sausage and jerky."

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

i may be conflating this with an actual memory.

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm pretty sure I had a dream the other night in which I met Starry Sarah and found out that her real name was actually Bhumibol Adulyadej. I was confused.

― g00blar (gooblar), Friday, 26 January 2007 12:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah - we justcall her Sarah because it's easier to say.

― Anna (Anna), Friday, 26 January 2007 13:20 (seventeen years ago) link

not a proper dream... an instantaneous impression that someone was calling my name

― youn (youn), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 13:57 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...

omg i just remembered a dream i had last night that featured:
- our family dog (who died last year), a dead koala bear (which she was carrying around in her mouth), and michael douglas, in the streets of rome (where i have never been). i was running after the dog, michael douglas was having coffee on a cobblestone corner and pointed me in the right direction, there was some nasty encounter with having to clean up dog shit in the middle of the street, and then confusion abt what to do with dead koala bear (no, not make tacos)

freakin dreams

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

My dreams of late have all involved either my parents/family and going on a family trip, or somehow being back in school(university or below) and forgetting some exam or to attend some class.

This better not be my brain telling me to go to grad school, 'cuz it can SUCK IT.

― kingfish, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Then I had to report back to my superior officer, who was Louis Jagger, sitting on the floor of my girlfriend's parent's living room, playing Dungeons & Dragons with two teenage girls.

!

― unfished business, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Brief interlude in a dream last night featured a new single by Princess Superstar, which referenced the exploits of internet microcelebrity Louis Jagger in one verse

― DJ Mencap, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 12:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I can outdo all of you:

I dreamt that a baby was pooping ORALLY. His belly was so swolen I thought it was going to explode.

― nathalie, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 12:07 (seventeen years ago) link

That is something that can actually really happen Nath!

Okay I had a dream the other day that the ground floor of this little office building on the other side of the creek in the park across the street from my house (I could google.earth for accuracy but I R lazy) had been turned into a pub and for some reason all kinds of ilxors were there, in particular Ned and Tracer Hnad and Scott and Maria and Grady and some dream hybrid of Pleasant Plains and TOMBOT was bartennding the bar was closing and all us ilxors + all these other random bar patrons were all spilling out into the park, splashing in the creek, etc, in the part of the wee hours where it's starting to become morning again. Fun dream!

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 21:04 (seventeen years ago) link

I had a dream that I met Nathalie IRL and asked her what kind of shop she had (something I have been meaning to ask her anyway, on a/c of her uncanny ability to talk about her shop endlessly on ILX without giving a single clue as to what it sells, which is quite an achievement, I think).

― Grandpont Genie, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:46 (seventeen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Oh gosh, I didn't notice this back in April. I run a jewellery shop! :-)

This night I dreamt of Ally and Tombot. And cocaine covered pizzas. ILX be infiltrating me dreams!

― nathalie, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 10:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I dreamed of home made bread that scared me, and melted butter that scared me, and that I was a cameraman filming a circus that was doing a show on the top of a tall building somewhere in Glasgow.

― Zora, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 11:05 (seventeen years ago) link

I dreamed I saw Bunnybrains perform, except it was in some sort of tiny theater, and there were maybe six of us watching, and instead of sounding like Bunnybrains, they sounded like an indie-pop band, and then this woman on stage did something so horrifying and unsanitary that I woke up.

― nabisco, Monday, 14 May 2007 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I still think my coke covered pizza and Ally&Tombot dream was the grebtest ILXOR dream evah.

― stevienixed, Monday, 14 May 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...

I had my first dream of ilxors last night. Mark C, river wolf, grady & Ed were wandering about at some sort of convention. I said "Hey, aren't you...?". I was excited at seeing ilxors in 'real life' but they were all cool and nonchalant as though they hang out in other people's dreams all the time.

― Hard like armour, Friday, 15 June 2007 01:37 (sixteen years ago) link

it involved a member of the Gyllenhaal family.

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 21 June 2007 14:43 (sixteen years ago) link

yes, Mark C, river wolf , grady and Ed are the dream ILX stray cats. Whenever they appear loitering in my dreams I chase them away with brooms.

― Ste, Thursday, 21 June 2007 14:47 (sixteen years ago) link

I woke myself up at 1am this morning yelling out, "Just chill DeNiro, it's only licorice!".

― Hard like armour, Monday, 2 July 2007 22:05 (sixteen years ago) link

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