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i dig bocce A++

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

let's not even start on the ham thing, we all have very serious feelings about this issue and a couple of us are just plain wrong.

― I DIED, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

ts: ham vs pavement

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:53 (seventeen years ago) link

there's no age limit on bocce in the park

we should also have croquet, AKA most mean-spirited game ever

― I DIED, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:53 (seventeen years ago) link

BIG DICK CROQUET

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

it took you three minutes to come up with that?

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

ooh, croquet is cruel.

and fuck bocce for being for old men---it is rad and fuck the haters

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:59 (seventeen years ago) link

I like croquet. Altho I've only played it with my siblings, so we may not be playing by entirely kosher rules.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:59 (seventeen years ago) link

i will go to all of these picnics A++++++++++++

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:59 (seventeen years ago) link

how is croquet cruel? I associate it with the movie Heathers. is that how?

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:00 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.arts.auckland.ac.nz/ada/ada/532528alicecroquet.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:00 (seventeen years ago) link

croquet is cruel because you can completely fuck the other players

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:01 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.oklibs.org/OLA2006/images/alice.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:01 (seventeen years ago) link

i have played croquet many times but i was never aware of that rule

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:03 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah it's a california thing

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:05 (seventeen years ago) link

you guys

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:07 (seventeen years ago) link

zingin' it up

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:07 (seventeen years ago) link

i would say any game where you hit the other guy's balls with a mallet is cruel by design.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:08 (seventeen years ago) link

does anyone agree with me that ham > bacon?

― 69, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:17 (seventeen years ago) link

you're insane

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

haha NO dumbass

― I DIED, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

im a free spirit, guys

― 69, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:19 (seventeen years ago) link

you like yr pizza upside down and your pigs done up as ham instead of bacon, it's cool

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:19 (seventeen years ago) link

oh god no bacon is better than everything, but ham has its place

― kenan, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:20 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah and that place is in a garbage can

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

ham might be the lowest pork product

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

I like bacon better than ham but food is a subjective thing, there's no right and wrong, people.

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:22 (seventeen years ago) link

you forgot one thing: SCRAPPLE.

beartrap

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:22 (seventeen years ago) link

does anyone agree with me that ham > bacon?

yes, crazy people agree with that.

ham might be the lowest pork product

pigs feet yo.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:24 (seventeen years ago) link

ham is misunderstood

― I DIED, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I like bacon better than ham but food is a subjective thing, there's no right and wrong, people.

true, but there is sane and crazy though.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:25 (seventeen years ago) link

mmm bacon >>> prosciutto >>> pork chops >>> sausages >>> pulled pork >>> pork roast >>> pancetta >>> ribs >>> ham

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:25 (seventeen years ago) link

ymmv

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm not sure hatey mchates-to-drink should get to be the voice of reason here

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link

pulled pork >>> bacon >>> prosciutto/pancetta >>> sausages >>> pork roast >>> >>> >>> pork chops >>> ribs/ham

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:27 (seventeen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/105/303476544_a8ca1216c4_o.jpg

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

man sausages are kind of tricky cos it depends a lot on what the sausage is about.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link

have none of you ever fried a thick slap of ham in an iron skillet and eaten it with hot mustard? That would put the kaibash on the ham hate, i think.

― kenan, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm not sure hatey mchates-to-drink should get to be the voice of reason here

-- river wolf, Wednesday, April 11, 2007 11:26 AM (1 minute ago)

Well we shouldn't listen to Mr. Hey Guys My Friend Pooped on His Lawn Let Me Tell You About IT LOLOLOLOLOMG

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link

slab of ham i meant.

hamslap

― kenan, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link

i had an "indian vindaloo" sausage once. whatever it was about was wrong wrong wrong

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link

slappin the ham

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:30 (seventeen years ago) link

i am talking about real breakfast sausage & hot italian sausage for the purposes of this scientific study

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:30 (seventeen years ago) link

LINKS V. PATTIES

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:31 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't really care for breakfast sausage. hot italian is a different story.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:31 (seventeen years ago) link

not limited to just ham here:

bacon >>> blow jobs >>> finding money >>> pizza >>> sleeping in >>> nfl team winning super bowl >>> ham >>> schadenfruede >>> warm socks >>> ribs >>> broccoli.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:31 (seventeen years ago) link

fucking sausage patties all the way.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:31 (seventeen years ago) link

no casing no cred

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:32 (seventeen years ago) link

dude why u hate the broccoli >:(

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Bob Evans patties, please. Sliced thin and browned up crispy.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:32 (seventeen years ago) link

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