have you shagged ariane yet?

tombot mad at tig ol bitties

tombot not getting further than Are You Over 18?

your responses are even more frightening than the simulacra themselves

YOU'VE GOTTA TELL THEM! SOYLENT GREEN IS PERVERTS!

WHAT U BEDTIME?

Dude, get one sense of humor.

(directed at Tombot, not Ed)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2388/2198734599_6382621995.jpg

http://www.linternaute.com/sortir/cinema/diaporama/06/blondes-fatales/kristanna-loken.jpg

"Come on Tombot"

"what are you frightened of"

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"my name is legion for I am many" - ring a bell to you ghouls? Did you think the devil would come with horns a'glowering? It'll take more than internet jerkwaderry to bring the Tombot down. You'll have to come and find me. I'll be waiting. Garlic's in the fridge. Sons of jackals, yeah, you'd like to believe. I know better. Bring it, you sad passel of machine imps

*stuffs old t-shirt into handle of rum*

mikey stop posting as tombot

BLAMMO

"my name is legion for I am many"
http://www.reddwarf.co.uk/deck03/images/legion.jpg

Rain falls, I fix my eyes
Let go of the focus and I blur out all the lines
Just to remember, remember

Crying 'cause it's not my fault
Water through my lashes look just like Christmas lights
And I still remember, remember

Cold and shivering
Cold and shivering
Cold and shivering warm

Sing please, rock me to sleep
Quiet as a canyon up under heaven's eaves
I surrender, surrender

Downstairs the furnace swells
Safe from all the horrors in your stinging velvet arms
And I surrender, surrender

Cold and shivering
Cold and shivering
Cold and shivering warm

We have the image meme of the year already.

the hottest was the naked neck dance in her living room to 'soft rock' btw

all of you are fucking victims of a machine

Naked waterskiing ftw

what the fuck is this shit

Why the hell does your character's cock look like a n3rf missile?
NSFW

http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/hottub.gif
http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/lrsex.gif
http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/carsex2.gif

That sofa looks like it's going to snap in half...

roffle @ grumpy tombot (though he is OTM as well). I was loaded last night! (again) sorry I shoud have marked this NSFW then, but was to busy lolling at it all to take it that seriously.

OMG@ "blowjob.gif", also There are over 580 pictures, and over 800 html pages. it must have taken the dude months. I was hoping it would pull a bait-and-switch and as soon as you were going to get somewhere, the girl would turn into something super-grim like a hyper-endowed hermaphrodite furry. FOR THE LULZ.

Yeah he is otm but then he didn't get to...

Ung Ung Ung Ung... uhuhuhuhuh... AHH AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...

followed by...

We really did not do a lot of sleeping did we?
On a scale of 1 to 10, you get a 10.

Now to try my hot moves out on Mrs Trifle.

haha, God. The people who coded daz3d and poser should be imprisoned, I think.

I admit this is a sadly addictive game in many respects, but interesting sociologically (i.e. a male designer makes a game for a male audience where "thinking like a woman" is a successful strategy, "this is as frustrating as real life", etc etc). My experience of the game doesn't mirror my personal dating experience very closely, but then again I've genuinely been interested in the women I've dated and have never treated a date as an experiment in "how far I could get" .

Having said that, simulations such as this one may have a use that non-interactive porn lacks in terms of people exploring their thoughts about sexual behavior. For instance, I reached the scene in the club where Ariane masturbates on stage and discovered that I was turned on, not by the images but by the idea of dating a woman with an exhibitionist streak. It's cheesy, but "regular" porn wouldn't do that for me.

give her a hug
"that was nice, are you the physical type?"
kive her a kiss
"that was nice"
read her a poem:
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b379/Vietgrove/su.png

:(

yeah i've heard that before

gr8080 banged in the car outside a convenience store? You dawg!

is that why it's called the quicky mart? robble robble

tombot's deep disgust is as classic as everything else on this thread.

gr8080 has just figured out how to access the scenes without completing the mission.

now, see, that's rape

jesus grady

only way this could be better would be to make ariane a cougar

"completing the mission"

"this message will self-destruct."

I spent way too long playing this last night. I REALLY want to know what series of choices leads to sex in the convenience store parking lot.

I want to get to the art quiz, perversely enough.

Tombot deeply otm here. Just knowing this exists gives my soul a toothache.

I spent way too long playing this last night. I REALLY want to know what series of choices leads to sex in the convenience store parking lot.

-- Johnny Fever, Thursday, January 17, 2008 12:18 PM (58 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I REALLY want to know what series of choices leads to sex in the convenience store parking lot.

Offer her 20$ to buy beer naked.

I REALLY have to stop playing this game.

I REALLY want to know what series of choices leads to sex in the convenience store parking lot.

comme Ça:

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/dfghjkl.jpg

he's wearing my shirt again in that pic, btw. Do shirt buddies get seconds?