― Sir Dr. Rev. PappaWheelie Jr. II of The Third Kind (PappaWheelie 2), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 17:10 (seventeen years ago) link
gambling for penniesgrown men thinking they're invincible against going to juviemotorcycle gang with only 1 1/2 motorcyclesprinting up frisbess and pogs for your gang
Not Funny:Fencing with motorcyclesrunning "resume" jokeany other "we don't know better" jokejohn goodman's overall reading
― Sir Dr. Rev. PappaWheelie Jr. II of The Third Kind (PappaWheelie 2), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 17:14 (seventeen years ago) link
http://www.abcarcade.com/the-simpsons-maker.html
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link
― chap who would dare to start Raaatpackin (chap), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 17:43 (seventeen years ago) link
― chap who would dare to welcome our new stingray masters (chap), Sunday, 19 November 2006 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link
and it's the same joke as the south park movie teaser
― a.b. (alanbanana), Sunday, 19 November 2006 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link
― scotstvo (scotstvo), Sunday, 19 November 2006 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link
― Bobby Ganush (Uri Frendimein), Sunday, 19 November 2006 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link
― Affectian (Affectian), Sunday, 19 November 2006 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 19 November 2006 22:00 (seventeen years ago) link
But who doesn't want to eat at The Zesty Fork?
I do not understand why we need a film of this.
― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Sunday, 19 November 2006 22:05 (seventeen years ago) link
― chap who would dare to welcome our new stingray masters (chap), Sunday, 19 November 2006 22:07 (seventeen years ago) link
― Abbott (Abbott), Sunday, 19 November 2006 22:15 (seventeen years ago) link
― It's the lazy and immoral way to become super hip. (Austin, Still), Sunday, 19 November 2006 22:16 (seventeen years ago) link
― Abbott (Abbott), Sunday, 19 November 2006 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link
I think he was referring to the fact that the whole wrecking-ball sequence was done using cell-shaded 3d graphics (like Futurama).
― Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 19 November 2006 22:54 (seventeen years ago) link
― Bobby Ganush (Uri Frendimein), Sunday, 19 November 2006 22:58 (seventeen years ago) link
I love the Simpsons, but in all honesty I could care less about the movie.
What I am looking forwards to is the new Futurama movie/short series, where Bender is abducted by the (robot?) mafia and used by them for evil deeds.
― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 19 November 2006 23:09 (seventeen years ago) link
― Bobby Ganush (Uri Frendimein), Sunday, 19 November 2006 23:27 (seventeen years ago) link
it would've made more sense if they had come to their senses and cancelled the show, then made the movie.
― GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Monday, 20 November 2006 01:29 (seventeen years ago) link
― Bobby Ganush (Uri Frendimein), Monday, 20 November 2006 01:35 (seventeen years ago) link
Sadly, my fantasy world rarely meets up with reality, which is why y'all aren't busy building a massive statue of me right now.
― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 20 November 2006 01:37 (seventeen years ago) link
last night fox BLEEPED OUT homer saying "masturbate"
and then i watch 2 minutes of the Cleveland Show and a 12 year old said "Dad, when do I get hair on my prick"
WTF?!
― unban dance squad (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 28 September 2009 06:30 (fourteen years ago) link
out-of-this-world moon waffles
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Sunday, 14 November 2010 21:18 (thirteen years ago) link
Is it my imagination, or was tonight's episode closer to the series' peak (seasons 2-7) than any episode since...well, since seasons 2-7?
― Son of Sisyphus of Reaganing (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 15 November 2010 03:53 (thirteen years ago) link
does anyone have any idea why the tracey ullman shorts have never been released on dvd? are there rights issues, or does matt groening just hate them that much?
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Saturday, 9 April 2011 00:18 (thirteen years ago) link
You can find quite a few of them on youtube. Really nothing special, to be honest.
― EDB, Saturday, 9 April 2011 00:52 (thirteen years ago) link
And some of them are on that 138th episode spectacular, bits of, anyway.
― Concubine Tree (Trayce), Saturday, 9 April 2011 02:41 (thirteen years ago) link
based on the handful i've seen i'd rather sit through an entire disc of them than any season since 1998.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Saturday, 9 April 2011 08:08 (thirteen years ago) link
Marge was having trouble to sleep. Late at night, she woke up. It was 4 AM. She was extremely uneasy, now. She knew she wouldn't be able to hold it for too long. She sat up, and glanced at Homer. He was absolutely silent.
She patted on his shoulder, quietly calling his name. He didn't answer. He didn't move. In fact, he wasn't even breathing. She pushed him, turning upside down, only to see that his body was completely slashed and cut.
She belted out a scream, and jumped from the bed, looking at that scene, in absolute terror. Without thinking, she left the room, supporting herself at the wall and breathing heavily, almost crying. She looked at the door to Bart's room, and walked in. Bart was lying away from him, and Marge knew that he could be dead, too. And he was. As she turned him to face her, she saw that his face was transformed into a red goo.
Marge ran out of the room, crying in despair... Lisa... She entered Lisa's room, sobbing violently. She saw Lisa, lying peacefully on her bed. Should I check her? She knew she was dead, but she was too curious. She slowly approached her, and looked at her. She was absolutely normal. Dead. There was nothing wrong with her. Marge cried, and that's when she was something at the corner of the room, something glittering - a pair of eyeballs.
All of a sudden, Marge felt all of her energies evaporating, as she realised there was nothing left for her, that she had nothing... nothing but fear. That night was only giving her more and more horrible surprises, and she felt completely helpless, unable to change the situation. And what was worse, it was all her fault. She left that happen, she caused it all. She stumbled across the corridor and stopped by Maggie's room. She slowly walked in, and looked at the crib... There was Maggie, completely motionless. She just didn't have the courage to go there. No, absolutely not. Marge ran outside the house, and looked around. She saw the Flanderses' house, and ran to their front door. She banged on the door, screaming for help.
There was no response. No matter how she tried, they just wouldn't respond.
In terror, she ran around the streets, looking for help. She saw a taxi cab parked on a corner, and rushed to it and cried for help to the driver. Only to find out he was dead.
Suddenly, Marge began to think that the entire situation was just pathetic, ridiculous. But that didn't help. Her family was what mattered, even if the entire town was, indeed, dead. And she knew who was the only one she could look for.
― frogbs, Thursday, 28 June 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link
this show is getting pretty dark, god damn
― frogbs, Thursday, 28 June 2012 18:37 (eleven years ago) link
Is it Flanderses' or Flanders' ? or Flanders's ?
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 28 June 2012 19:20 (eleven years ago) link
flandereses.
― Merdeyeux, Thursday, 28 June 2012 19:26 (eleven years ago) link
stupid flanderses
― some dude nights (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 28 June 2012 19:33 (eleven years ago) link
I think officially it's "stupid sexy Flanderses."
― Julie Derpy (Phil D.), Thursday, 28 June 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtJ28qOEG1g
This is amazing. Stories about the monorail episode, Michael Jackson, Johnny Carson, Bob Hope, etc.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 18 April 2013 21:13 (eleven years ago) link
Matt Groening's first season idea on how to end the show is pretty awesome
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 18 April 2013 21:30 (eleven years ago) link
It's the Bart would find out that Homer is actually Krusty the Clown and that Marge would take off her blue hair helmet to reveal that she's really a giant rabbit.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 18 April 2013 21:32 (eleven years ago) link
I watched through a bunch of the Treehouse of Horrors the other night, which were often the highlights of the seasons. Eventually i got to an episode where Bart and Lisa end up on the Regis & Kathy Lee Show, and then in the next skit everyone ends up on the Jerry Springer Show. Both segments were not very funny, and sort of nailed this bizarre cartoon down in the real world. I think if JSS had been featured on an earlier show it would have been a quick cutaway gag that satirized dumb TV, rather than something that was entirely willing to sell itself out to the lowest common denominator.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 5 May 2013 23:15 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ChxAWhv.jpg
― ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 20:17 (eleven years ago) link
sad news! poor matt.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 20:25 (eleven years ago) link
i just rewatched seasons 9, 10, and 11. 9 and 10 are actually both much much better than i remembered, with a couple of all-time classics in each. homer buying a gun, homer adopting a lobster, homer and lisa bonding at the museum -- all terrific stuff.
but 11 is borderline unwatchable, just episode after episode with lame jokes, aimless stories, and stupid pop-culture references that somehow seem way more dated and embarrassing than anything in the early seasons. the one where maude flanders dies, which i'd somehow missed seeing until now, is almost appallingly callous and stupid. hard to believe it's the same show that made a genuine tear-jerker out of homer eating the poisoned blowfish.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 20:51 (eleven years ago) link
You might agree with this guy: http://deadhomersociety.com/zombiesimpsons/
― Evan, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 21:24 (eleven years ago) link
I also agree with that guy, mostly.
I wasn't sure if there was a thread for this already but Simpsons marathon starts today :D
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 August 2014 16:49 (nine years ago) link
Hooray!http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lscpik1bvY1qg0rnuo1_1280.jpg
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 21 August 2014 17:23 (nine years ago) link
except I can't watch anything til my lunch hour
:(
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 August 2014 17:32 (nine years ago) link
this marathon is, um, on what?
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 21 August 2014 17:34 (nine years ago) link
FXX
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 August 2014 17:34 (nine years ago) link
as in the second FX channel, called FXX