Create your own nation state!

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (340 of them)
We're laughing because your citizens are the second-stupidest in Ilxoria, Bitchcakes. Bwahaha.

Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 17:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

I hope people appreciate the new flag of Dexness.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 17:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

Is any ILXor head of Blingtopia?

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 17:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

I've decided that I'm going to be a most serene republic.

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 17:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

We're laughing because your citizens are the second-stupidest in Ilxoria, Bitchcakes.

I think you'll find that it's very common in the business world for the richest person in the office to be the stupidest.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 17:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ok I'm waiting for the email from the UN - if it doesn't get here soon, I'm gonna start kicking ass.

luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 18:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=maknovia

Endorse me

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 18:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

I don't see you endorsing me.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 18:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

How do I fund fifth columnists in this game?

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 18:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

I endorsed anthony

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 18:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

Everyone should note my hot new flag.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 18:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

Anyway I ain't endorsing no dumb fascists.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 18:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yo, I ain't a fascist, that's Dyson. I endorsed like everyone, I kiss you all. Mwaah.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 18:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

Today's most important development:

The Ranch Lobster's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.

YESSSSSSSS

Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 19:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

...blue tongued swear-beast...

luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 19:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

I have to say that there are some people in the forums who take things a little too seriously.

Kerry (dymaxia), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 19:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

Should we join them and piss them off with our irreverence?

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 19:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hell yes. I want to declare war on all of them.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 19:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ok I'm in the UN now - bring it.

luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 19:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

If you declare war, they'll tell you that you're "godmodding", or whatever it's called.

Seriously - my state objected to another state's policies and the guy seemed to really take it personally.

And check out the weapons and warmaking discussions - shades of high school D&D for sure.

Kerry (dymaxia), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 20:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

Now endorse me, pretty please.

luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 20:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

I don't see YOU endorsing anyone, freeloader. (i shall endorse all y'all)

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 20:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

(except the bastards who are stingy w/giving up the civil rights)

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 20:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

She endorsed ME.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 20:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

show off (i just joined the UN so she couldn't endorse me--nyah!)

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 20:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

So, um, what do you get from endorsements? What the hell is the point of this game anyway?

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 20:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

SILENCE!!

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 20:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's an honest cop!

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

What the hell is the point of this game anyway?

"Here's a neat nation role-playing game! It doesn't really have rules, structure or a point! If you like it, BUY MY BOOK YOU ARE GETTING SLEEPY MAIL ME YOUR PIN NUMBER..."

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

by jove, he's got it.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

OH NO, within two hours I went from being a capitalist to being a left-leaning college state! What the fuck!

Is one of you going to own up to being the guy hitting on me in telegrams? Is my country particularly sexxxy that what I look like is relevant?

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

You didn't aprove any welfare reforms are you?

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

A'ight y'all, here's the Zwobot doctrine. You keep your forests lush 'n' green, I endorse you. You burn your forests down, I burn my endorsement down. Simple as that.

Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

I did approve a welfare reform, to bring money to hospitals.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

*blinks* Over the weekend Bunraku's population jumped from 5 million to 8 million. I wouldn't have thought icemoths or cheese exporting would be such a powerful aphrodisiac.

*checks again* Oh ho, now I've got it! That legion of door-to-door insurance salesmen must be providing their customers with highly...particular service.

j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ally, its pinko commie laws like that that will bring you into the Ilxorian liberal socialist fold.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

ARRRGH FUCK YOU ALL, I'M MOVING TO THE AXIS.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh yeah, I'll endorse anyone.

luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's okay, Ally, I started out as a left-leaning college state but within a day I was rolling in abusive opulence. Serious exploitation takes practice.

Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 22:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

All the kids in Ormskirk love to gamble

Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 00:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

where are all the other "Iron Fist Consumerists"???

phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 01:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

In my bedroom.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 02:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

This is fun but it's more like a one-time gimmick, not
a real game where you can declare war etc.

Is there anything like that out ther?

masta ace (Squirrel_Police), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 02:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

If you worked at a well-stocked, nice video store and I walked in and asked you (the clerk) for a movie that rights all my wrongs, puts my head straight, and perhaps even reaffirm my faith in humankind, what film would you suggest? (47 new answers, 3 unread)
The Matrix Reloaded (full spoilers) (64 new answers, 64+ unread)

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 02:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

Good call, you hapless drunk

Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 02:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well obviously I didn't mean to do that.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 02:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm not going to say anything about the alleged cleverness of the Bitchcakers.

Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 05:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

I just got admitted to the UN and get the cast the tie-breaking vote to see who'll be our delegate! I demand GROVELING!!!

And I second the motion that we invade the forums and piss people off.

Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 11:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

We need 18 UN members to invade Africa and 15 or so to invade Great Britain and the United States of America. How many do we have?

Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 12:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh, invade the forums. Nah. Boring.

Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 12:01 (twenty-one years ago) link


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.