her boobs look terrible and her ass is not particularly exceptional, especially if like me you have a curvy Colombian wife.
― Pedro Paramore (jim), Friday, 20 November 2009 23:33 (fourteen years ago) link
Michael Crawford?
Alicia Keys = hot
― bamcquern, Friday, 20 November 2009 23:34 (fourteen years ago) link
Everyone knows that, but if this guy's going to naysay then I'm going to repeat it.
― bamcquern, Friday, 20 November 2009 23:35 (fourteen years ago) link
trife wrong as always
― Jack Kirby's Orangutan Surfing Civilization (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 20 November 2009 23:36 (fourteen years ago) link
http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/489/f7e86c515911.gif
― bamcquern, Friday, 20 November 2009 23:41 (fourteen years ago) link
http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/8907/20080603aliciakeysfatle.jpg
― bamcquern, Friday, 20 November 2009 23:45 (fourteen years ago) link
http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/2616/aliciaeperform1.jpg
― bamcquern, Friday, 20 November 2009 23:46 (fourteen years ago) link
http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/4240/aliciakeysbarbados3.jpg
― bamcquern, Friday, 20 November 2009 23:48 (fourteen years ago) link
I wrote this in permanent marker once, so I feel strongly about it. Or I did then.
not really into her ass boobs music whatever she kinda sux - feel like people want to find her edifying wholesome sexy and great but really theres a vast underlying sense of whateverness
― ice cr?m, Friday, 20 November 2009 23:50 (fourteen years ago) link
Thunder on the mountain, fires on the moonThere's a ruckus in the alley and the sun will be here soonToday's the day, gonna grab my trombone and blowWell, there's hot stuff here and it's everywhere I go
I was thinkin' 'bout Alicia Keys, couldn't keep from cryingWhen she was born in Hell's Kitchen, I was living down the lineI'm wondering where in the world Alisha Keys could beI been looking for her even clear through Tennessee
Feel like my soul is beginning to expandLook into my heart and you will sort of understandYou brought me here, now you're trying to run me awayThe writing's on the wall, come read it, come see what it say
Thunder on the mountain, rolling like a drumGonna sleep over there, that's where the music coming fromI don't need any guide, I already know the wayRemember this, I'm your servant both night and day
The pistols are poppin' and the power is downI'd like to try somethin' but I'm so far from townThe sun keeps shinin' and the North Wind keeps picking up speedGonna forget about myself for a while, gonna go out and see what others need
I've been sitting down studying the art of loveI think it will fit me like a gloveI want some real good woman to do just what I sayEverybody got to wonder what's the matter with this cruel world today
Thunder on the mountain rolling to the groundGonna get up in the morning walk the hard road downSome sweet day I'll stand beside my kingI wouldn't betray your love or any other thing
Gonna raise me an army, some tough sons of bitchesI'll recruit my army from the orphanagesI been to St. Herman's church and I've said my religious vowsI've sucked the milk out of a thousand cows
I got the porkchops, she got the pieShe ain't no angel and neither am IShame on your greed, shame on your wicked schemesI'll say this, I don't give a damn about your dreams
Thunder on the mountain heavy as can beMean old twister bearing down on meAll the ladies of Washington scrambling to get out of townLooks like something bad gonna happen, better roll your airplane down
Everybody's going and I want to go tooDon't wanna take a chance with somebody newI did all I could and I did it right there and thenI've already confessed – no need to confess again
Gonna make a lot of money, gonna go up northI'll plant and I'll harvest what the earth brings forthThe hammer's on the table, the pitchfork's on the shelfFor the love of God, you ought to take pity on yourself
― scott seward, Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:00 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj242/donaldparsley/aka01sm.jpg
detail:
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj242/donaldparsley/aka01det.jpg
― contenderizer, Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:09 (fourteen years ago) link
her ass basically sucks imo, her thighs are so thick they just blend into the ass, no relief whatsoever - thighckles if you will
plus she's a massive homophobe. surprised you didn't know that~
― iiiijjjj, Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:12 (fourteen years ago) link
kinda figured she was gay tbh
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:13 (fourteen years ago) link
i will defend alicia key's ass like william wallace defended scottish freedom
― I don't know if it's just the smurfiness of it or what (M@tt He1ges0n), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:21 (fourteen years ago) link
he died :(
― itdn put butt in the display name (gbx), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:22 (fourteen years ago) link
Every man dies, not every man really lives.
― I don't know if it's just the smurfiness of it or what (M@tt He1ges0n), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:24 (fourteen years ago) link
― iiiijjjj, Friday, November 20, 2009 6:12 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark
b/c thighs are so unattractive- go back to yr 14 y.o.'s.
― bnw, Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:27 (fourteen years ago) link
asssucks
― harbl, Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:29 (fourteen years ago) link
thighs are a friendly part of ass
― a dimension you can only access through self-immolation (contenderizer), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:30 (fourteen years ago) link
thighs are like a sweet verse riff and the butt is like a wailin' guitar solo, you need both
― I don't know if it's just the smurfiness of it or what (M@tt He1ges0n), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:35 (fourteen years ago) link
dude believe he was talkin abt the thighs relationship to the ass and ur all there are things and ass deal
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:41 (fourteen years ago) link
her ass isn't big enough to go with those thighs (which are nice). it's volume only comes from thigh residue rather than pure gluteal protrusion. beyonce ass-legs combo >>>>>>>>> alicia ass-legs combo.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:45 (fourteen years ago) link
xp
^^ that's a good example of a natural thigh:ass ratio. Key's dimensions are all grotesque and don't even get me started on teh bewbs
― iiiijjjj, Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:47 (fourteen years ago) link
ok ok ok ok granny but like malone wasn't as good as jordan but i still want him on my team you know?
― I don't know if it's just the smurfiness of it or what (M@tt He1ges0n), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:47 (fourteen years ago) link
fair enough but is there a "Beyonce's Ass" thread? this is like if Malone got in the HOF but MJ didn't.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:49 (fourteen years ago) link
Please, please, lets keep Karl Malone and Michael Jordan out of this discussion about Alicia Key's bottom.
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:50 (fourteen years ago) link
ratio is fine, but needs careful flattery - many l's are nag
― a dimension you can only access through self-immolation (contenderizer), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:51 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i38.tinypic.com/21x6jd.jpg
― velko, Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:53 (fourteen years ago) link
wtf kinda thread is this that AK's "dimensions are all grotesque"
― dan me, perryhole (some dude), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:57 (fourteen years ago) link
a thread that tells it straight up just like it is, no holds barred, no punches pulled
― iiiijjjj, Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:58 (fourteen years ago) link
like going to thanksgiving and telling grandma her ham is diseased
― a dimension you can only access through self-immolation (contenderizer), Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:02 (fourteen years ago) link
and that the dressing on her turkey makes its breasts look like cupcakes
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:04 (fourteen years ago) link
you tellin me you're one of those cretins who wouldn't tell their own grandma that her ham just sucks? and just leave her to embarass herself in front of all her friends and family? sorry man but that's just cold
― iiiijjjj, Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:05 (fourteen years ago) link
unlike you i actually love my grandma. i would actually take her aside and tell her. you know, like a GENTLEMAN? maybe you've heard of them in your books
― iiiijjjj, Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:07 (fourteen years ago) link
Grandma, these cupcakes you've baked remind me of - er, nevermind. Om nom nom.
― StanM, Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:10 (fourteen years ago) link
There's not an angle on Keys. She's all round, soft and mushy.
― calstars, Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:33 (fourteen years ago) link
what part of OM NOM NOM do you not understand
― a dimension you can only access through self-immolation (contenderizer), Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:34 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/images/thumbnails/alicia-keys-beach-12198-14.jpg
― calstars, Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:35 (fourteen years ago) link
I think she's eating SNOWPEAS
this thread has made me happy
Bob Dylan would so love to mate with her but he can'teven Dylan can't have those cupcakes and that sucking ass
― Latham Green, Saturday, 21 November 2009 04:19 (fourteen years ago) link
huh?
― Delhomme 3030 (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 November 2009 04:20 (fourteen years ago) link
apple bottom suckling tree
― Latham Green, Saturday, 21 November 2009 04:26 (fourteen years ago) link
great conversation in here, damn. just gonna state the obvious and say cupcake boobs are not a good look, can we not front on this please?
― no idea on this track let the boring begin (k3vin k.), Saturday, 21 November 2009 04:50 (fourteen years ago) link
haha i love how kevin k is doing this new thing of, like, "im laying down some groundrules here" or "im putting my foot down" as if he is some kind of respectable ilxor that is in charge of something
― Delhomme 3030 (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 November 2009 05:12 (fourteen years ago) link
he's right tho
― tehresa, Saturday, 21 November 2009 05:13 (fourteen years ago) link
hes almost always wrong, this is just a lucky one-off
― Delhomme 3030 (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 November 2009 05:14 (fourteen years ago) link
he did the same thing over fleetwood (max) iirc
oh fleetwood is like hallowed ground - link plz?
― tehresa, Saturday, 21 November 2009 05:16 (fourteen years ago) link