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like if i'm not actually gonna be any good at this lap steel thing, then i may as well be able to make a lot of freaky noise

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 04:25 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i have gotten sick again.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 13:37 (seventeen years ago) link

dudes my face is so fuckin smooth right now its cool

― 69, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 13:59 (seventeen years ago) link

you should not take E during the work week, dude

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:04 (seventeen years ago) link

thanks for the advice, mother superior

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:06 (seventeen years ago) link

http://bp2.blogger.com/_ySCIT3KO9Zc/RhqoQls8MhI/AAAAAAAAEmE/nT8R5327Owg/s1600-h/Animal_love_01.jpg

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:07 (seventeen years ago) link

oh snap

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:07 (seventeen years ago) link

wait are those real?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:16 (seventeen years ago) link

you damn right

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:16 (seventeen years ago) link

oh my fucking god i have a myspace friend who must post about 17,000,000 bulletins a day, several of which are some lengthy diatribe against "so-called myspace 'friends'" who don't REPLY to the 17,000,000,000,000 bulletins that are just reposts of porn girl contests and rants and blah blah blah.

do i de-friend this person because quite frankly i am probably missing semi-important or at least entertaining shit at this point y/n

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:17 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't even know how myspace works, so don't look at me.

DON'T LOOK AT ME

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:20 (seventeen years ago) link

longcat rules them all

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:20 (seventeen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_IPv4_protocol_numbers

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:21 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha ok so my new computer set up at work means i can't figure out how to turn down the volume which suddenly now works but that was pretty awesome anyway

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:21 (seventeen years ago) link

tom your link really isn't as cool

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:22 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man my day rules after that river wolf

― 69, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:22 (seventeen years ago) link

WHOEVER THE FUCK DIRECTED A THOUSAND MORONS TO SEND ME THIS ENVINROMENTAL PETITION I WILL KILL YOU WITH COAL-BURNING CO2-EMITTING GUNS

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:22 (seventeen years ago) link

oh shit that was me, sorry

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:23 (seventeen years ago) link

i posted it on myspace 100 times

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:25 (seventeen years ago) link

haha ghost rider you should just go ahead and buy an air pistol anyway

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:27 (seventeen years ago) link

they make a "baby desert eagle" apparently

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:27 (seventeen years ago) link

do i de-friend this person because quite frankly i am probably missing semi-important or at least entertaining shit at this point y/n

i only post bulletins when i come home drunk and make delicious motherfucking eggs.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:36 (seventeen years ago) link

well, you are in no worries of getting de-friended then.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:38 (seventeen years ago) link

i want to know what makes your eggs so goddamn motherfucking delicious. Recipe?

― kenan, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

drunkenness always makes eggs delicious

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

so does ham.

― kenan, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

I only post bulletins to announce rock and roll bouzouki playing which is almost as good as delicious motherfucking eggs. (I wish I had some right now).

― Ed, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah but pork products make LIFE delicious, so that's not really a fair reflection on the eggs themselves.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:44 (seventeen years ago) link

interesting point.

― kenan, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I HATE HAM

A LOT

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:46 (seventeen years ago) link

DON'T EVEN TALK ABOUT HAM EVER AGAIN

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:46 (seventeen years ago) link

drunkenness always makes eggs delicious

otm.

beartrap- YOU are now in danger of being defriended.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:48 (seventeen years ago) link

here's the deal

weather's gonna be nice soon

I propose a rock creek park park FAP to include but not limited to:

+ picnic stuff
+ margaritas
+ bocce

maybe some sunday toward the end of this month?

― I DIED, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link

ham != sopressata, prosciutto, bacon, etc.
ham = ugly american honey-glazed lame waste of pig leg

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Listen Brian you and me is old but we're not quite bocce-in-the-park old

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:51 (seventeen years ago) link

i dig bocce A++

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

let's not even start on the ham thing, we all have very serious feelings about this issue and a couple of us are just plain wrong.

― I DIED, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

ts: ham vs pavement

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:53 (seventeen years ago) link

there's no age limit on bocce in the park

we should also have croquet, AKA most mean-spirited game ever

― I DIED, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:53 (seventeen years ago) link

BIG DICK CROQUET

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

it took you three minutes to come up with that?

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

ooh, croquet is cruel.

and fuck bocce for being for old men---it is rad and fuck the haters

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:59 (seventeen years ago) link

I like croquet. Altho I've only played it with my siblings, so we may not be playing by entirely kosher rules.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:59 (seventeen years ago) link

i will go to all of these picnics A++++++++++++

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:59 (seventeen years ago) link

how is croquet cruel? I associate it with the movie Heathers. is that how?

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:00 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.arts.auckland.ac.nz/ada/ada/532528alicecroquet.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:00 (seventeen years ago) link

croquet is cruel because you can completely fuck the other players

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:01 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.oklibs.org/OLA2006/images/alice.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:01 (seventeen years ago) link

i have played croquet many times but i was never aware of that rule

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:03 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah it's a california thing

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:05 (seventeen years ago) link

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