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Well, yeah, the local soothsayer was blabbering about "woe this and woe that", but I had him banished.

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 16:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

Today, I had a referendum that, because of the shocking economic inequalities of our populace, the other countries are laughing at me and something should be done to rectify the situation. I voted "find out who is laughing and kick their ass". SO WATCH YOURSELF FUCKERS.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 16:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

We're laughing because your citizens are the second-stupidest in Ilxoria, Bitchcakes. Bwahaha.

Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 17:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

I hope people appreciate the new flag of Dexness.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 17:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

Is any ILXor head of Blingtopia?

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 17:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

I've decided that I'm going to be a most serene republic.

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 17:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

We're laughing because your citizens are the second-stupidest in Ilxoria, Bitchcakes.

I think you'll find that it's very common in the business world for the richest person in the office to be the stupidest.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 17:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ok I'm waiting for the email from the UN - if it doesn't get here soon, I'm gonna start kicking ass.

luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 18:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=maknovia

Endorse me

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 18:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

I don't see you endorsing me.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 18:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

How do I fund fifth columnists in this game?

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 18:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

I endorsed anthony

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 18:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

Everyone should note my hot new flag.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 18:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

Anyway I ain't endorsing no dumb fascists.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 18:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yo, I ain't a fascist, that's Dyson. I endorsed like everyone, I kiss you all. Mwaah.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 18:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

Today's most important development:

The Ranch Lobster's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.

YESSSSSSSS

Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 19:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

...blue tongued swear-beast...

luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 19:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

I have to say that there are some people in the forums who take things a little too seriously.

Kerry (dymaxia), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 19:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

Should we join them and piss them off with our irreverence?

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 19:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hell yes. I want to declare war on all of them.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 19:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ok I'm in the UN now - bring it.

luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 19:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

If you declare war, they'll tell you that you're "godmodding", or whatever it's called.

Seriously - my state objected to another state's policies and the guy seemed to really take it personally.

And check out the weapons and warmaking discussions - shades of high school D&D for sure.

Kerry (dymaxia), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 20:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

Now endorse me, pretty please.

luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 20:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

I don't see YOU endorsing anyone, freeloader. (i shall endorse all y'all)

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 20:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

(except the bastards who are stingy w/giving up the civil rights)

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 20:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

She endorsed ME.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 20:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

show off (i just joined the UN so she couldn't endorse me--nyah!)

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 20:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

So, um, what do you get from endorsements? What the hell is the point of this game anyway?

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 20:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

SILENCE!!

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 20:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's an honest cop!

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

What the hell is the point of this game anyway?

"Here's a neat nation role-playing game! It doesn't really have rules, structure or a point! If you like it, BUY MY BOOK YOU ARE GETTING SLEEPY MAIL ME YOUR PIN NUMBER..."

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

by jove, he's got it.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

OH NO, within two hours I went from being a capitalist to being a left-leaning college state! What the fuck!

Is one of you going to own up to being the guy hitting on me in telegrams? Is my country particularly sexxxy that what I look like is relevant?

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

You didn't aprove any welfare reforms are you?

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

A'ight y'all, here's the Zwobot doctrine. You keep your forests lush 'n' green, I endorse you. You burn your forests down, I burn my endorsement down. Simple as that.

Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

I did approve a welfare reform, to bring money to hospitals.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

*blinks* Over the weekend Bunraku's population jumped from 5 million to 8 million. I wouldn't have thought icemoths or cheese exporting would be such a powerful aphrodisiac.

*checks again* Oh ho, now I've got it! That legion of door-to-door insurance salesmen must be providing their customers with highly...particular service.

j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ally, its pinko commie laws like that that will bring you into the Ilxorian liberal socialist fold.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

ARRRGH FUCK YOU ALL, I'M MOVING TO THE AXIS.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh yeah, I'll endorse anyone.

luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 21:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's okay, Ally, I started out as a left-leaning college state but within a day I was rolling in abusive opulence. Serious exploitation takes practice.

Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 22:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

All the kids in Ormskirk love to gamble

Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 00:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

where are all the other "Iron Fist Consumerists"???

phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 01:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

In my bedroom.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 02:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

This is fun but it's more like a one-time gimmick, not
a real game where you can declare war etc.

Is there anything like that out ther?

masta ace (Squirrel_Police), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 02:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

If you worked at a well-stocked, nice video store and I walked in and asked you (the clerk) for a movie that rights all my wrongs, puts my head straight, and perhaps even reaffirm my faith in humankind, what film would you suggest? (47 new answers, 3 unread)
The Matrix Reloaded (full spoilers) (64 new answers, 64+ unread)

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 02:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

Good call, you hapless drunk

Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 02:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well obviously I didn't mean to do that.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 02:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm not going to say anything about the alleged cleverness of the Bitchcakers.

Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 05:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

I just got admitted to the UN and get the cast the tie-breaking vote to see who'll be our delegate! I demand GROVELING!!!

And I second the motion that we invade the forums and piss people off.

Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 11:48 (twenty-one years ago) link


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