hah! someone showed me that pic a few montsh ago and i was like 'uhhh that is not hot'
i think it's a girl thing.
― tehresa, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 10:14 (fourteen years ago) link
it turns her boobs into cupcakes
― house of flying jaggers (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 10:15 (fourteen years ago) link
happy to see she's wearing underwear
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 10:21 (fourteen years ago) link
xpostYou say that like cupcakes are bad :-(
― StanM, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 16:29 (fourteen years ago) link
*snap*
http://image.skins.be/763825/alicia-keys-290408-lateshow-42/
― StanM, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 16:40 (fourteen years ago) link
Her ass is the only flattering thing about her, and thankfully I rarely see it.
― Hell is other people. In an ILE film forum. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 17:05 (fourteen years ago) link
she looks dum in that pict
― Meatcat (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 17:05 (fourteen years ago) link
Dum?
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 18:06 (fourteen years ago) link
pronounced phonetically. lit. "she looks like a dim bulb"
― Meatcat (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 18:12 (fourteen years ago) link
h8 you guys
― hey trader joe's! i've got the new steely dan. (Jordan), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link
this thread should be a celebration
― hey trader joe's! i've got the new steely dan. (Jordan), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 18:37 (fourteen years ago) link
seriously
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 18:39 (fourteen years ago) link
I agree, a total celebration.
― Bill Magill, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 18:40 (fourteen years ago) link
Ok, here's a celebratorily embiggened version of Latham's thread delivering pic:
http://i49.tinypic.com/2sany88.jpg
― StanM, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 18:57 (fourteen years ago) link
CELEBRATE, CELEBRATE. DANCE TO THE MUSIC
http://www.takethisserious.com/wp-content/uploads/alicia-keys-fit-grey-dress-the-late-show.jpg
http://i33.tinypic.com/29lioo2.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3107/2411862666_6839ae860a.jpg
http://i47.tinypic.com/15gruif.gif
― Cunga, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:48 (fourteen years ago) link
really really good thread
― 69, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:15 (fourteen years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Donkey_1_arp_750px.jpg
― do you want to be happier? (whatever), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:22 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.desales.edu/assets/desales/discernment/imgs/donkey-pulling-cart.jpg
― do you want to be happier? (whatever), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:23 (fourteen years ago) link
http://blog.singersroom.com/celebs/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/alicia_keys.jpg
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link
― house of flying jaggers (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, November 17, 2009 5:15 AM (17 hours ago) Bookmark
lolllll <3 u js
― bear say hi to me (ENBB), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 03:55 (fourteen years ago) link
sigh. some stuff i just cannot get away with photoshopping at work.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 18:28 (fourteen years ago) link
Still a little hungover from all the celebrating that went on here last night.
― Cunga, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 19:27 (fourteen years ago) link
haha trife sent me that pic and i was like "so what, her boobs look terrible and her ass looks great?" and he was like "guys dont think her boobs look weird btw" and i was like "i bet boob guys do"
― Delhomme 3030 (roxymuzak), Friday, 20 November 2009 23:28 (fourteen years ago) link
Her ass looks sort of two dimensional in that picture, like some Alasdair Gray illustration.
― bamcquern, Friday, 20 November 2009 23:31 (fourteen years ago) link
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_possessive_form_of_names_ending_in_s
― iiiijjjj, Friday, 20 November 2009 23:31 (fourteen years ago) link
Her boobs I have not figured out. I choose not to think too much about them.
― bamcquern, Friday, 20 November 2009 23:32 (fourteen years ago) link
her boobs look terrible and her ass is not particularly exceptional, especially if like me you have a curvy Colombian wife.
― Pedro Paramore (jim), Friday, 20 November 2009 23:33 (fourteen years ago) link
Michael Crawford?
Alicia Keys = hot
― bamcquern, Friday, 20 November 2009 23:34 (fourteen years ago) link
Everyone knows that, but if this guy's going to naysay then I'm going to repeat it.
― bamcquern, Friday, 20 November 2009 23:35 (fourteen years ago) link
trife wrong as always
― Jack Kirby's Orangutan Surfing Civilization (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 20 November 2009 23:36 (fourteen years ago) link
http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/489/f7e86c515911.gif
― bamcquern, Friday, 20 November 2009 23:41 (fourteen years ago) link
http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/8907/20080603aliciakeysfatle.jpg
― bamcquern, Friday, 20 November 2009 23:45 (fourteen years ago) link
http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/2616/aliciaeperform1.jpg
― bamcquern, Friday, 20 November 2009 23:46 (fourteen years ago) link
http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/4240/aliciakeysbarbados3.jpg
― bamcquern, Friday, 20 November 2009 23:48 (fourteen years ago) link
I wrote this in permanent marker once, so I feel strongly about it. Or I did then.
not really into her ass boobs music whatever she kinda sux - feel like people want to find her edifying wholesome sexy and great but really theres a vast underlying sense of whateverness
― ice cr?m, Friday, 20 November 2009 23:50 (fourteen years ago) link
Thunder on the mountain, fires on the moonThere's a ruckus in the alley and the sun will be here soonToday's the day, gonna grab my trombone and blowWell, there's hot stuff here and it's everywhere I go
I was thinkin' 'bout Alicia Keys, couldn't keep from cryingWhen she was born in Hell's Kitchen, I was living down the lineI'm wondering where in the world Alisha Keys could beI been looking for her even clear through Tennessee
Feel like my soul is beginning to expandLook into my heart and you will sort of understandYou brought me here, now you're trying to run me awayThe writing's on the wall, come read it, come see what it say
Thunder on the mountain, rolling like a drumGonna sleep over there, that's where the music coming fromI don't need any guide, I already know the wayRemember this, I'm your servant both night and day
The pistols are poppin' and the power is downI'd like to try somethin' but I'm so far from townThe sun keeps shinin' and the North Wind keeps picking up speedGonna forget about myself for a while, gonna go out and see what others need
I've been sitting down studying the art of loveI think it will fit me like a gloveI want some real good woman to do just what I sayEverybody got to wonder what's the matter with this cruel world today
Thunder on the mountain rolling to the groundGonna get up in the morning walk the hard road downSome sweet day I'll stand beside my kingI wouldn't betray your love or any other thing
Gonna raise me an army, some tough sons of bitchesI'll recruit my army from the orphanagesI been to St. Herman's church and I've said my religious vowsI've sucked the milk out of a thousand cows
I got the porkchops, she got the pieShe ain't no angel and neither am IShame on your greed, shame on your wicked schemesI'll say this, I don't give a damn about your dreams
Thunder on the mountain heavy as can beMean old twister bearing down on meAll the ladies of Washington scrambling to get out of townLooks like something bad gonna happen, better roll your airplane down
Everybody's going and I want to go tooDon't wanna take a chance with somebody newI did all I could and I did it right there and thenI've already confessed – no need to confess again
Gonna make a lot of money, gonna go up northI'll plant and I'll harvest what the earth brings forthThe hammer's on the table, the pitchfork's on the shelfFor the love of God, you ought to take pity on yourself
― scott seward, Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:00 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj242/donaldparsley/aka01sm.jpg
detail:
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj242/donaldparsley/aka01det.jpg
― contenderizer, Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:09 (fourteen years ago) link
her ass basically sucks imo, her thighs are so thick they just blend into the ass, no relief whatsoever - thighckles if you will
plus she's a massive homophobe. surprised you didn't know that~
― iiiijjjj, Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:12 (fourteen years ago) link
kinda figured she was gay tbh
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:13 (fourteen years ago) link
i will defend alicia key's ass like william wallace defended scottish freedom
― I don't know if it's just the smurfiness of it or what (M@tt He1ges0n), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:21 (fourteen years ago) link
he died :(
― itdn put butt in the display name (gbx), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:22 (fourteen years ago) link
Every man dies, not every man really lives.
― I don't know if it's just the smurfiness of it or what (M@tt He1ges0n), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:24 (fourteen years ago) link
― iiiijjjj, Friday, November 20, 2009 6:12 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark
b/c thighs are so unattractive- go back to yr 14 y.o.'s.
― bnw, Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:27 (fourteen years ago) link
asssucks
― harbl, Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:29 (fourteen years ago) link
thighs are a friendly part of ass
― a dimension you can only access through self-immolation (contenderizer), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:30 (fourteen years ago) link
thighs are like a sweet verse riff and the butt is like a wailin' guitar solo, you need both
― I don't know if it's just the smurfiness of it or what (M@tt He1ges0n), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:35 (fourteen years ago) link
dude believe he was talkin abt the thighs relationship to the ass and ur all there are things and ass deal
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:41 (fourteen years ago) link
her ass isn't big enough to go with those thighs (which are nice). it's volume only comes from thigh residue rather than pure gluteal protrusion. beyonce ass-legs combo >>>>>>>>> alicia ass-legs combo.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:45 (fourteen years ago) link
xp
srsly if anyone tried serve me ham on thanksgiving id flip the fuck out - by the same token alicia keys ass is not any sort of great
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 21 November 2009 06:58 (fourteen years ago) link
You'd flip out for being served ham.
― bamcquern, Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:02 (fourteen years ago) link
im sorry for understanding what to serve on thanksgiving and abt the quality of celebrity ass
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:03 (fourteen years ago) link
You're sorry for understanding what to serve on Thanksgiving and about the quality of celebrity ass.
― bamcquern, Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:04 (fourteen years ago) link
understanding who needs sb too
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:05 (fourteen years ago) link
You're understanding who needs sb too.
― bamcquern, Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:06 (fourteen years ago) link
it is u
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:07 (fourteen years ago) link
It is me.
― bamcquern, Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:08 (fourteen years ago) link
cool glad were clear on all that.
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:10 (fourteen years ago) link
http://z.about.com/d/culinaryarts/1/5/i/H/-/-/ham.jpg
― a dimension you can only access through self-immolation (contenderizer), Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:10 (fourteen years ago) link
holiday treat
― a dimension you can only access through self-immolation (contenderizer), Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:11 (fourteen years ago) link
http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/9182/alicia.jpg
― bamcquern, Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:12 (fourteen years ago) link
Cool, you are glad we are clear on that.
http://i49.tinypic.com/6fscw1.jpg
http://i47.tinypic.com/2i9ia20.jpg
― Cunga, Saturday, 21 November 2009 19:25 (fourteen years ago) link
kid's got the right attitude
― a dimension you can only access through self-immolation (contenderizer), Saturday, 21 November 2009 20:12 (fourteen years ago) link
surely we cherish the ladies
― Latham Green, Sunday, 6 December 2009 02:19 (fourteen years ago) link
~this~ guy
― iiiijjjj, Sunday, 6 December 2009 02:21 (fourteen years ago) link
aw someone posted feral boy from Road Warrior! Love that kid!
― sarahel, Sunday, 6 December 2009 02:50 (fourteen years ago) link
you guys see the ass on that one? yeaw!
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 6 December 2009 05:44 (fourteen years ago) link
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/slideshow?id=6735896
yay
― Latham Green, Monday, 15 February 2010 15:22 (fourteen years ago) link
where for art that
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 20:52 (ten years ago) link