people who've been on TV whom you've pwned

Bill Clinton and Boris Yeltsin were having some conference in Helsinki back in the 90s. Some anarchist friends of mine organized a demonstration against the human rights violations of the US (stuff like the death penalty, Mumi Abu-Jamal, etc.) and Russia. The demonstration was in the middle of night, and the idea was something like, "if these guys' conscience lets them sleep at night, we won't". So we took a lot of pans and kettles, went outside the hotel Clinton was staying in, and started banging on them and making a racket, shouting stuff like "Free Mumia Abu-Jamal! Free Leonard Peltier!". The cops stopped as after a half an hour, but not before people in the hotel had woken up. Unfortunately the cops started to follow us when headed for Yeltsin's hotel, and they stopped us from going near it. The next day's headlines were something like, CLINTON WOKEN UP BY RACKETEERS. He mentioned in some interview to the Finnish press that he had indeed woken up because of our demonstration.

I pwned hockey great Bobby Orr.

poor mark ;_;

that Matt DC/ Usher story is good

I told the guy from Sum 41 his band sucked before anyone had heard of them (bill of Sum 41, Catch 22 and Bowling For Soup, lolz)

he's now rich and married to Avril, so pwned is perhaps a bit strong

my friend was working at a dept. store and Dustin Diamond came to her checkout. Just as she was about to start ringing him up, he co-worker handed her the phone and said "you have a call, let me take care of this." Friend looks at Dustin Diamond and says "looks like i'm saved by the bell..." She said DD had an annoyed look on his face.

haha

i got in a shoving match with the band live that ended with a ring of people chanting 'rock stars' as they shuffled away, called bryan adams a munchkin, remarked to keifer sutherland that his father is a fine actor, got a pissed off look from noel gallagher for shouting "ELLO MANCHESTAH" repeatedly from a balcony on las ramblas as he walked by underneath, pinched david usher's toe on his tour bus, stole sand dollars from gordie howe...

apparently el1jah w00d was at a friend's band's show in nyc, which ended with him being chased out by a girl screaming, "fuck me in the ass, mr. frodo!"

my friend was working at a dept. store and Dustin Diamond came to her checkout. Just as she was about to start ringing him up, he co-worker handed her the phone and said "you have a call, let me take care of this." Friend looks at Dustin Diamond and says "looks like i'm saved by the bell..." She said DD had an annoyed look on his face.

-- gr8080, Thursday, 6 March 2008 20:15

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ya that is a true pwn!!!

man hitting on ladies must be so fraught with peril for elijah wood

i pointed at clooney and said "batman!" and he flipped me off so i think i was pwnd

i was at a bar in hollywood with a friend of mine and we were standing outside, swaying drunkenly, and elijah w00d was dropped off by a rented sedan. in the back of the bar we'd spotted dominic monaghan having a birthday party so i think he was there for that. the bouncer knew him and he asked the guy, "what's it like in there?" and my friend replied, "it's dark and smokey, like the fires of mordor". to his credit, elijah laughed.

i got pwned by carl craig about ten years ago at sankey's soap in manchester. he was a bit of a hero so i asked his wife who was dancing by the booth if i could get in for an autograph and she said yes. was a little the worse for wear and gabbled some embarrassing stuff to him about how great he was. he wrote me his autograph and put "peace in manchester", me being from the other end of the east lancs went "b-but i'm from liverpool" and he just looked at me and said "yeah, but we're in manchester" and i went kthxby. needless to say when he played liverpool recently i gave the dj booth a wide berth (although some scall appeared to put him in a headlock at one point).

I know someone that was in a series of commercials for a popular oatmeal brand and a del monte commercial whom I made fun of incessantly.

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I once threw up on J0n N0rr1s, Alex In Nyc's new co-worker.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, February 3, 2006 4:08 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

whoa whoa whoa

was this the same night he hit on a child

For those who haven't worked in the industry, a bellini is champagne with peach juice,

No. A bellini is prosecco (champagne is a reasonable substitute) with peach PUREE. No wonder Usher was so distrusting, I would be too.