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hey i'm doing that right now!

playing guitar, i mean

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 00:46 (seventeen years ago) link

good idea i will do that now too

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 00:47 (seventeen years ago) link

high fives

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 00:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm glad that bot cleared up his non-schef identity b/c he was the one with whom i commiserated when i couldn't figure out my fucking dc taxes. Whatever you told me to do, tombot, it worked, b/c i ended up only owing dc fitty bucks or something.

note that i have not yet done our taxes. at least this year i only have to file two W-2 in one non-state.

― quincie, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 00:56 (seventeen years ago) link

turbotax suxx--taxcut is much better. except that you can hack turbotax to give you more than one state for free

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 01:58 (seventeen years ago) link

lol I did my taxes last week

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 01:59 (seventeen years ago) link

oh u bitch

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 02:20 (seventeen years ago) link

waht happan to icanhasacheeseburger?

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 03:18 (seventeen years ago) link

the thing about me is that i need to start being more css when things go awry and a lot less ACTUALLY surprise surprise

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 03:36 (seventeen years ago) link

lol ASS

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 03:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Fender Blender pedal is so fucking awesome, yet none of customers ever buy one. This makes me sad. On the positive side, this means I get to play around with it whenever I get bored.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 03:51 (seventeen years ago) link

so does ally get on the computer and post and then get off and tom gets on and replies? or do they have their own computers? and if so, does tom go over to ally and be all "heh heh, look what I said on ILX" or is it just a secret surprise?

I am not trying to be a dick, I just wonder these things.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 03:55 (seventeen years ago) link

(i know i'm posting this as tom right now, i'm doing it because it's funnier this way)

generally what happens is, i post before going to bed, then go to wash my face and brush my teeth. while i'm in bathroom, he will come in and accidentally post as me on a nearly nightly basis. i am getting him back for it right now, i reckon.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 03:58 (seventeen years ago) link

and yes, sometimes he does come over and be like "look at what is on ilx" and that usually gets a response that resembles this: o.O

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 03:58 (seventeen years ago) link

well it's good to know the cookies are holding on that long these days.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 03:59 (seventeen years ago) link

good to know something is

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 04:02 (seventeen years ago) link

your mom can hold on for a pretty long time.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 04:02 (seventeen years ago) link

dc needs more yr mom jokes, i support 100%

yo John re: FB, i am srsly interested, how would you describe it? i'm playing w/a frantone sweet right now which i am very into but i'm also interested in some "different" fuzz to throw in as warranted. it's sorta an octavey pedal too, right?

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 04:07 (seventeen years ago) link

JJ I WANNA BIG MUFF

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 04:24 (seventeen years ago) link

like if i'm not actually gonna be any good at this lap steel thing, then i may as well be able to make a lot of freaky noise

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 04:25 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i have gotten sick again.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 13:37 (seventeen years ago) link

dudes my face is so fuckin smooth right now its cool

― 69, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 13:59 (seventeen years ago) link

you should not take E during the work week, dude

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:04 (seventeen years ago) link

thanks for the advice, mother superior

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:06 (seventeen years ago) link

http://bp2.blogger.com/_ySCIT3KO9Zc/RhqoQls8MhI/AAAAAAAAEmE/nT8R5327Owg/s1600-h/Animal_love_01.jpg

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:07 (seventeen years ago) link

oh snap

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:07 (seventeen years ago) link

wait are those real?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:16 (seventeen years ago) link

you damn right

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:16 (seventeen years ago) link

oh my fucking god i have a myspace friend who must post about 17,000,000 bulletins a day, several of which are some lengthy diatribe against "so-called myspace 'friends'" who don't REPLY to the 17,000,000,000,000 bulletins that are just reposts of porn girl contests and rants and blah blah blah.

do i de-friend this person because quite frankly i am probably missing semi-important or at least entertaining shit at this point y/n

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:17 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't even know how myspace works, so don't look at me.

DON'T LOOK AT ME

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:20 (seventeen years ago) link

longcat rules them all

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:20 (seventeen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_IPv4_protocol_numbers

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:21 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha ok so my new computer set up at work means i can't figure out how to turn down the volume which suddenly now works but that was pretty awesome anyway

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:21 (seventeen years ago) link

tom your link really isn't as cool

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:22 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man my day rules after that river wolf

― 69, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:22 (seventeen years ago) link

WHOEVER THE FUCK DIRECTED A THOUSAND MORONS TO SEND ME THIS ENVINROMENTAL PETITION I WILL KILL YOU WITH COAL-BURNING CO2-EMITTING GUNS

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:22 (seventeen years ago) link

oh shit that was me, sorry

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:23 (seventeen years ago) link

i posted it on myspace 100 times

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:25 (seventeen years ago) link

haha ghost rider you should just go ahead and buy an air pistol anyway

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:27 (seventeen years ago) link

they make a "baby desert eagle" apparently

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:27 (seventeen years ago) link

do i de-friend this person because quite frankly i am probably missing semi-important or at least entertaining shit at this point y/n

i only post bulletins when i come home drunk and make delicious motherfucking eggs.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:36 (seventeen years ago) link

well, you are in no worries of getting de-friended then.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:38 (seventeen years ago) link

i want to know what makes your eggs so goddamn motherfucking delicious. Recipe?

― kenan, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

drunkenness always makes eggs delicious

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

so does ham.

― kenan, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

I only post bulletins to announce rock and roll bouzouki playing which is almost as good as delicious motherfucking eggs. (I wish I had some right now).

― Ed, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah but pork products make LIFE delicious, so that's not really a fair reflection on the eggs themselves.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:44 (seventeen years ago) link

interesting point.

― kenan, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I HATE HAM

A LOT

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:46 (seventeen years ago) link

DON'T EVEN TALK ABOUT HAM EVER AGAIN

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:46 (seventeen years ago) link

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