straight people going to gay bars/clubs: is this bullshit?

oh no i love me a horsey. i discriminate against humans only. and fuckin spiders, egads.

how about celibate spiders

Fuck 'em.

yo even charlotte creeps me out. look at that tiny mouth!

http://www.nmr.com/uploads/charlotte.jpg

i have only been to a gay bar once, how is this possible??

You are straight.

got me there

well, yknow. not really. but if i see paris hilton fake lipgloss style girl next to some hot young twink boyfriend (and this is anywhere not just at gay bars), my first inner thought is: 'punch the girl and kidnap the boy'

― my bach penises and their contrapuntal technique (the table is the table), Tuesday, November 10, 2009 5:48 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ok well this is not what i meant by hot girls but whatever.

typical ilx :)

me: i like hot girls

table: i like ugly girls

eric: who goes to gay bars?

lol. excellent.

i have only been to a gay bar once, how is this possible??

You're gay.

!

On the weekend, an overly solicitous salesman in a gayish swimwear store was giving me a lengthy sales pitch when suddenly he stopped, indicated a particularly fruity pair of speedos, and said, "Can I tell you something serious? Straight men buy these now. They go to Arc (trashy gay nightclub) because they like the music and they like to have their back licked by men, but they won't have sex with you. They're not gay for sex." This rant went forever and became more and more clearly about one particular dude who had refused to sleep with the salesmen, ending with, "And he has a wife. She knows all about it." Did not seem like a good time to tell him I have girlfriend.

want to hear that story in more detail!

So does that straight man wear the speedos to the club? That would make it a lot easier for people to lick his back, if he was just wearing speedos.

Another highlight was his opening his spiel with, "If you buy those, you have to take 'straight-acting' off your Manhunt profile."

OMG!

gayish swimwear store

?

Another highlight was his opening his spiel with, "If you buy those, you have to take 'straight-acting' off your Manhunt profile."

― sandy, Tuesday, November 10, 2009 10:21 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

amazing

i can only imagine your face as he is telling you that story

gayish swimwear store

Yeah what were you doing there in the first place?

Looking for gayish swimwear, obv.

Another highlight was his opening his spiel with, "If you buy those, you have to take 'straight-acting' off your Manhunt profile."

lolz