straight people going to gay bars/clubs: is this bullshit?

How would the gay version of the paper bag test work???

― HI DERE, Tuesday, January 29, 2008 10:25 PM (1 year ago)

so much joy here

Do you guys think you wld get more hostility as a jeans and Old Navy shirt-wearing person in a goth club, or as a str8 in a gay club?

"I am sorry, you are gayer than this paper bag and therefore too gay to enter this club. Good day."

lol

Do you guys think you wld get more hostility as a jeans and Old Navy shirt-wearing person in a goth club, or as a str8 in a gay club?

Definitely the former, in my experience. 'Straights' I've gone to a particular goth club with (for '80s night dancin') have reported quite a bit of hostility from the locals.

Dan you have made my morning perfect.

xp lol Neo

what's in the paper bag, though? poppers, maybe

http://rlv.zcache.com/2_grooms_blonde_and_black_hair_bag-p1494700532441555962w92h_400.jpg

that's paper?

hey a GIS for "gay bag" turns up a lot

i'm calling jaymc Babs from now on

didn't work for the last guy tho

just call him Stools.

As I inched my way off the seat, I believe I said, "I'm going to go direct Yentl now."

oh okay i thought u meant:

http://badpamma.com/images/model_babs_color.jpg

hott girls at gay bars = good

kenan i kiss you. those old posts made my morning excellent.

also, i really have no opinion. i've invited so many straight people to gays bars that i have no problem. (i mean, if people REALLY LIKE DISCO, they have a right to go somewhere where they can hear it played super-loud, right?)

ugh the hot girls are always the ones i want to punch. it's the crazy theatrical big ugly girls i love in a gay bar.

(and no i'm not getting confused between them and the queens)

you want to punch girls

well, yknow. not really. but if i see paris hilton fake lipgloss style girl next to some hot young twink boyfriend (and this is anywhere not just at gay bars), my first inner thought is: 'punch the girl and kidnap the boy'

so it's more inner reaction to the beauty myth than actual physical, outward reaction to the beauty myth.

etc.

"I Punch Beauty: The Table is the Table Story"

really? my first thought is "enjoy your shitty lives, if you are able"

http://th05.deviantart.net/fs26/300W/i/2008/241/4/6/black_beauty_by_holdyourhorses.jpg

"Why the punchings? ;_;"

oh no i love me a horsey. i discriminate against humans only. and fuckin spiders, egads.

how about celibate spiders

Fuck 'em.

yo even charlotte creeps me out. look at that tiny mouth!

http://www.nmr.com/uploads/charlotte.jpg

i have only been to a gay bar once, how is this possible??

You are straight.

got me there

well, yknow. not really. but if i see paris hilton fake lipgloss style girl next to some hot young twink boyfriend (and this is anywhere not just at gay bars), my first inner thought is: 'punch the girl and kidnap the boy'

― my bach penises and their contrapuntal technique (the table is the table), Tuesday, November 10, 2009 5:48 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ok well this is not what i meant by hot girls but whatever.

typical ilx :)

me: i like hot girls

table: i like ugly girls

eric: who goes to gay bars?

lol. excellent.

i have only been to a gay bar once, how is this possible??

You're gay.

!

On the weekend, an overly solicitous salesman in a gayish swimwear store was giving me a lengthy sales pitch when suddenly he stopped, indicated a particularly fruity pair of speedos, and said, "Can I tell you something serious? Straight men buy these now. They go to Arc (trashy gay nightclub) because they like the music and they like to have their back licked by men, but they won't have sex with you. They're not gay for sex." This rant went forever and became more and more clearly about one particular dude who had refused to sleep with the salesmen, ending with, "And he has a wife. She knows all about it." Did not seem like a good time to tell him I have girlfriend.

want to hear that story in more detail!

So does that straight man wear the speedos to the club? That would make it a lot easier for people to lick his back, if he was just wearing speedos.

Another highlight was his opening his spiel with, "If you buy those, you have to take 'straight-acting' off your Manhunt profile."

OMG!

gayish swimwear store

?

Another highlight was his opening his spiel with, "If you buy those, you have to take 'straight-acting' off your Manhunt profile."

― sandy, Tuesday, November 10, 2009 10:21 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

amazing

i can only imagine your face as he is telling you that story

gayish swimwear store

Yeah what were you doing there in the first place?

Looking for gayish swimwear, obv.

Another highlight was his opening his spiel with, "If you buy those, you have to take 'straight-acting' off your Manhunt profile."

lolz