http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1226464/The-First-Ladette-How-Germaine-Greers-legacy-entire-generation-loose-knickered-lady-louts.html
^this fucking guy
― a bunch of dorks talking about some records no one wants to hear (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 11:16 (fourteen years ago) link
Some might question whether this really matters, but would you trust a dentist who had chosen to go bald? Would you want your children treated by a doctor who had shaved his head?
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 10 November 2009 11:22 (fourteen years ago) link
Each dentist to display a sign:
"I have not gone bald voluntarily"
― Mark G, Tuesday, 10 November 2009 11:25 (fourteen years ago) link
Strange, strange article. I mean I assume this must be a joke:
and at weekends some think nothing of lying a-bed until noon
Mustn't it?
― 'virgin' should be 'wizard' (GamalielRatsey), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 11:26 (fourteen years ago) link
think nothing of lying a-bed until noon
Oh, those foul rapscallions!
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 11:28 (fourteen years ago) link
wtf is an armpit vest?
― Obscured by clowns (NickB), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 11:30 (fourteen years ago) link
The move, of late, has been to have no hair at all and the men of Bog-Standard Britain seem to have taken their lead from the Mitchell brothers who swaggered into EastEnders, the BBC's main primetime soap opera, in 1990.
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01460/William-Hague_1460616c.jpg
― I Poxy the Fule (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 11:32 (fourteen years ago) link
... though Alan Clark complained that Hague had copped his hairstyle from Bruce Willis, not the Mitchell Brothers
― I Poxy the Fule (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 11:33 (fourteen years ago) link
Bang bang. That was Germaine's tactic. Wham bam bang.
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 10 November 2009 11:34 (fourteen years ago) link
Whan. Bosh bang. Bam whang ban wang.
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 10 November 2009 11:35 (fourteen years ago) link
You have to admit there is a haphazard logic to this theory about bald men...http://queen-of-outer-space.com/wrb9.jpg
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 11:36 (fourteen years ago) link
Yes, it reads like a parody to me, but it isn't o_O
Paaaaargh for the coarse.
― I'm Still Stanning (onimo), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 13:15 (fourteen years ago) link
I have had the misfortune to do some research for Quentin Letts wife, one of the rudest and most unpleasant women I have ever dealt with, if she's an example of the fragrant 1950's womanhood he's expousing give me Germaine Greer any day.- Lucy, London, 10/11/2009 11:11
The comments section generally is far from positive, plus a few mentalists. Is the Mail just trolling its readers now?
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 10 November 2009 13:25 (fourteen years ago) link
We are the Daily Mail website's readers. You could say the same of the Guardian site.
― caek, Tuesday, 10 November 2009 13:26 (fourteen years ago) link
*room turns ice cold*
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 10 November 2009 13:27 (fourteen years ago) link
I have had the misfortune to do some research for Quentin Letts wife, one of the rudest and most unpleasant women I have ever dealt with, if she's an example of the fragrant 1950's womanhood he's expousing give me Germaine Greer any day.
Well give her a break, she is married to an ugly misogynist snob after all
― I Poxy the Fule (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 13:29 (fourteen years ago) link
never give a sucker an even break
― I'm Still Stanning (onimo), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 13:49 (fourteen years ago) link
When the RMS Titanic sank in 1912, a large proportion of the female passengers survived, but 80 per cent of the men on board went down with the ship, doomed by chivalry. They had observed the code of 'women and children first' to the lifeboats.
Would that happen today?
Not only that, but to-day the third class passengers would probably demand a palce on the lifeboats as well! Outrageous!
This man is deranged. He's written a book called "People who buggered up Britain" (or something) in which he lays into various people and then complains about swearing and rudeness. Stupid fucking prick.
― PC Thug (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 14:12 (fourteen years ago) link
The 50 People Who Wrecked Britain. We did a poll...
― mike t-diva, Tuesday, 10 November 2009 14:24 (fourteen years ago) link
Would not be surprised at arriving at a time when Ryanair emergency-lands, tries to enact oxygen mask/yellow slide surcharge.
― fake plastic butts (suzy), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 14:25 (fourteen years ago) link
I see - I presume it's the same as this?http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51uXWWwU4NL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA240_SH20_OU02_.jpg
― PC Thug (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 14:31 (fourteen years ago) link
So his own books are getting dumbed down?
― PC Thug (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 14:32 (fourteen years ago) link
Date-rape drugs are largely an urban myth used as an excuse by women who booze themselves into a stupor, it has been claimed.
― DavidM, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 18:26 (2 weeks ago) Bookmark
this set me off like nothing else fwiw
― joekin' phoenix (country matters), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 14:35 (fourteen years ago) link
Unfortunately he couldn't find a publisher for the sequel, "The 50 People Who Bought The 50 People Who Buggered-Up Britain".
And what's with the hyphen?!??!
― I Poxy the Fule (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 14:35 (fourteen years ago) link
As if that were possible xp.
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 10 November 2009 14:36 (fourteen years ago) link
uh, xxp
lol
― joekin' phoenix (country matters), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 14:37 (fourteen years ago) link
Hey, Louis is back! Where you been?
― PC Thug (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 14:41 (fourteen years ago) link
de-accumulating sbs
― joekin' phoenix (country matters), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 14:41 (fourteen years ago) link
Buggering-up Britain
― I Poxy the Fule (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 14:42 (fourteen years ago) link
would be honoured to make the list of a Lettlet one day
― joekin' phoenix (country matters), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 14:43 (fourteen years ago) link
xp - oh right. Well, welcome back!
― PC Thug (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 14:44 (fourteen years ago) link
i devoted a lot of facebook wallspace to things gleaned from this thread, so my ghostly presence was around
― joekin' phoenix (country matters), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 14:47 (fourteen years ago) link
There are occasions when you have to legitimately, unironically love the DM, and the caption for the top photo in this article is one of them.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1230142/Pregnant-mother-13-says-I-having-babies-I-twins.html
― Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 10:17 (fourteen years ago) link
Sara Foss and Stephen Smith have enjoyed conjuring up wild and wacky names for their 13 children.We've listed them, from oldest to youngest, and given Sara's reasons for their names.Patrick – named after Sara's grandmother's surname of PatrickStephen – after his doting dad, StephenMalachai – after a character in the horror film, Children of the CornPeppermint – after Sara started craving mints during her fourth pregnancyEcho – after a group of eco-campaigners who Stephen met during a job at workEli – another character in the 1984 film Children of the CornRogue – a character in the film X-MenFrodo – hobbit in Lord of the RingsMorpheus – a character in film, The Matrix, staring Keanu ReevesArtemis – book character, Artemis Fowl, an obnoxious teenage criminalBlackbird – named after a gathering of blackbirds which flew onto Sara's lawnBaudelaire – named after the Baudelaire orphans which featured in Lemony Snicket's film A Series of Unfortunate EventsVoorhees – named after serial killer, Jason Voorhees in the horror movie, Friday The 13th
― Mark G, Wednesday, 25 November 2009 10:22 (fourteen years ago) link
LOL xp
and not xp
― GET THAT BABY JESUS RIGHT UP YE (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 10:23 (fourteen years ago) link
However best rated comment reminds me why I should never never read the comments.
This is a form of child abuse as her other young children can't all be receiving dedicated care from her.
She should be sterilized immediately.
If she had the money to support her large brood then she could have as many babies as she wants to but whilst everyone else is paying for them she should be stopped NOW.
- jo jo, Swansea, 23/11/2009 9:47
― Ned Trifle II, Wednesday, 25 November 2009 10:24 (fourteen years ago) link
i love the way they got 3 children in and were like 'fuck it let's scar the bastards'
― GET THAT BABY JESUS RIGHT UP YE (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 10:25 (fourteen years ago) link
I think poor little Rogue got the worst deal.
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 25 November 2009 10:28 (fourteen years ago) link
I met someone who was seriously considering 'Rogan' as a first name for their son, middle name 'Josh'.
― The bugger in the short sleeves (NickB), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 10:31 (fourteen years ago) link
Think they settled on Sam Osa or something instead though.
― The bugger in the short sleeves (NickB), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 10:33 (fourteen years ago) link
Dan Sak.
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 25 November 2009 10:38 (fourteen years ago) link
Dopey Aza
― GET THAT BABY JESUS RIGHT UP YE (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 10:39 (fourteen years ago) link
Jill Frezi
― George Mucus (ledge), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 10:51 (fourteen years ago) link
Chik En Tik Aaaaaaaaaaaaah Me Sailor
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 10:53 (fourteen years ago) link
More like Jacob Screek
― Herman G. Neuname is the first European president (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 10:59 (fourteen years ago) link
I think there's an ancient British bylaw that states if you name your kid Voorhees you are henceforth allowed to do whatever the fuck you like
― 9-1 changed everything (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 11:43 (fourteen years ago) link
By all accounts he's a jolly good fellow.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 25 November 2009 11:44 (fourteen years ago) link
And Keyser Söze all of us
― The bugger in the short sleeves (NickB), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 11:50 (fourteen years ago) link
xp stealing that for the xword thread
― George Mucus (ledge), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 11:55 (fourteen years ago) link