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My car got a flat on the Kingston Bridge so Ned Raggett, ailsa, Madchen and I had to walk along the motorway and into the city centre to get to a shoe shop. On the way I came up with
Some tyres are fat,
some tyres are thin,
some stop you skidding,
others help you win
Ned laughed and said we should start an ILM thread "Songs about car parts" and I said that that sounded like a shite idea. Ned said "Heavens!" and we all laughed that Ned said "Heavens!" in real (dream) life.
When we got to the shoe shop ailsa and Madchen were buying matching red plimsoles then everyone magically changed into some of my old school friends when I wasn't looking.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 07:25 (eighteen years ago) link

The ILX dreams are coming thick and fast right now. This one is especially random. I dreamt that Dadaismus was marrying a younger version of the actress that played Blanche in the Golden Girls. He was only doing this to hide the fact he was gay from his upper-crust family of Highland Lairds. No, Dada, I have no idea why you appeared in my dream in this frankly baffling form.

― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 14:58 (eighteen years ago) link

You were in a dream of mine last week, but your hair was different and you were dressed more like Suzy, if Suzy HAS a 'uniform' that is. I remember no other details alas.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 15:02 (eighteen years ago) link

There was another one a month or so ago where I'd gone to Texas with my Dad for my Uncle's second wedding to some woman we didn't know. I was worried we'd get caught up in the hurricane. We were driving towards a huge isolated city in the 'desert' and then stopped at a diner to find Pete, Tom and his wife within and I realised I was also there for Chris and Vicky getting re-married even though they were already married. No more cheese toasties after 11pm for me Mum...

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 15:06 (eighteen years ago) link

I had a dream I was stuck at an airport with Ally C and Cathy - we were trying to get to a Scandinavian pop festival but all the flights were cancelled. I also dreamt that LFC had asked me to be their new right winger, but I messed up in a European game. I also dreamt that my new pet dog had been attacked and its two front legs ripped off. :(

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 15:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Ok admit it, who's put acid in the ILX html code

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 15:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Hooray, I was in someone's dream! I'm not even in my own dreams most of the time!

― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 20 October 2005 10:31 (eighteen years ago) link

i was back at my old house with my mum, she had bought a new couch set for the lounge. The couch was covered in a pattern of sand and pebbles. When I asked her why she had bought such a bizarre colour she told me she had seen it on a web site. And she showed me ilx which only had 3 unread messages, but they weren't messages at all in fact it wasn't even a web site it was just 3 sections of sand and pebbles each representing a seperate chair. We were both amazed at how similar the colours were between ilx and the new chairs. I remember staring at the patterns and being mesmorized.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 20 October 2005 11:14 (eighteen years ago) link

That sounds like the type of bizarro dreams I have.

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Thursday, 20 October 2005 13:11 (eighteen years ago) link

well no.. he never snogged his mum in the dream!

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 20 October 2005 13:37 (eighteen years ago) link

I think I had a dream that someold guy was on TV doing a live variety show or talk show and everyone on the show was talking at the same time and it was chaos .. and he got real close (either to the camera or to me) and just murmured, "Tittwis!"

― when something smacks of something (dave225.3), Thursday, 20 October 2005 15:38 (eighteen years ago) link

I had a terrifying and horrible dream last night that had two parts:
Part One:
Pullapartgirl, Jeff-PTTL and I were wandering around this huge indoor festival in a convention center that was also full of caves and cold, dank places to sit. We were waiting for a surprise show that we had been invited to that would include Guided By Voices and Steve Malkmus' new "Band of Plants." We waited and waited and no one ever showed up, so we left. This part was sort of long and boring.

Part Two:
I went home and I was there relaxing on the couch with my hubs and one of our dogs and for some reason Jeff was still there. He was talking in the bathroon when there was a loud knock on the door and 6 people walked in, male and female, and they announced that they were going to kill us. There was a Christmas movie playing on TV that featured singing pieces of asparagus. Jeff suggested I take a butcher knife and slit the throats of our would-be assailants, so I killed them all, one by one. When we had about 6 dead bodies on the floor Jeff said "Well, I better go -- see you guys later" and we had a huge argument about whether or not it was his idea to kill the people and whether or not he owed it to us to help us clean up the mess. The asparagus started singing again and I woke up.

― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Friday, 21 October 2005 13:44 (eighteen years ago) link

I had a dream I yelled at Alex in NYC at some instore type thing.

― jdubz (ex machina), Monday, 31 October 2005 15:16 (eighteen years ago) link

If I hadn't had to wake up at 5.45am this morning to pick Sgs up from the airport I'd never have remembered this one, but it was a gem. Essentially, it involved Ken C as a filmic hero type who, in a climactic showdown scenario, was battling two evil villains on a basketball court, both of whom were in wheelchairs and whose heads were each no bigger than a small grapefruit.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 14:00 (eighteen years ago) link

I spotted Lauren P. at some impromptu Kings of Convenience concert in an auditorium. Actually, it may not have been Kings of Convenience but similar: two Scandinavian dudes with acoustic guitars. I didn't say hi to her, just noted that she was there.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 3 November 2005 15:58 (eighteen years ago) link

I was going through Boston, so I stopped in to see Ned Raggett. (It's a dream.) He tried to sell me some CDRs, calling them "Test Pressings"... But then I did ask if he had any LPs he was trying to sell off .. he did, but they were mostly horrible, except for a 2LP version of Solid Gold which I didn't even bother to look at to see what was on disc 2. But he coerced me into buying a Los Lobos record called "The Sun" and a fIREHOSE CD that I already own. Together, they were $10. I opened up my wallet and he snatched two fives out .. and then he took out a twenty and said, "I'll get you change for this" .. He changed it for $6 and a bunch of cookies. Individually wrapped, Little Debbie cookies - presumably valued at $1 each. I asked for a bag to put the cookies in. At first he gave me a ziplock freezer bag, but then as I started loading it with cookies, I noticed that it was actually an old sofa pillow with the stuffing taken out.

Seemed like it took forever to get out of that place. Do not visit Ned at his Boston home.

― when something smacks of something (dave225.3), Friday, 4 November 2005 12:27 (eighteen years ago) link

it's all the wfmu record fair talk. you wish you (and ned!) were in new york.

― bird-person-person (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 4 November 2005 12:57 (eighteen years ago) link

wait, jerry got a dog??

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 4 November 2005 13:50 (eighteen years ago) link

last night i was involved in a scene from grand theft auto. i was in a parking lot and stole a 85 monte carlo and was driving like a maniac to get away from the cops. in the passenger seat suddenly appeared Dan and he was frantic screaming out "kill the children". We made a quick turn into Umass Hospital parking lot and I ran out of the car and decided to hide in the hospital where i could blend in with all the people. the cops were right on my tail with the owner of the monte carlo in tow. i ducked into a booth and peeked my head out and suddenly Pleasant Plains spotted me and explained that I had stolen his monte carlo. I pleaded with him to let me free and he was beginning to soften up his stance and told me he wouldn't press charges against me. Alas, i decided he was lying and grabbed him by this huge beard he had and swung him into a bathroom stall and proceeded to kick him in the face. i woke up.

― bingo (Chris V), Monday, 7 November 2005 15:11 (eighteen years ago) link

I dreamed about Ken, again.

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 7 November 2005 15:47 (eighteen years ago) link

i also dreamed about ken.

which is interesting, because i've never actually met him.

anyway: he was sitting by the side of the road in a souped-up renault 4, with an american bloke in the passenger seat who i recognised as an ILX0r (fuck knows who it was, though).

i told him i thought his car was topp; he said he hated it. i tried to tell him how you could take all the bodywork panels off and service it yourself, but i woke up before i could finish.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 15:49 (eighteen years ago) link

who i recognised as an ILX0r (fuck knows who it was, though).

it was me!

― g-clit (g-kit), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 15:55 (eighteen years ago) link

welcome to my subconscious mind, g-kit!

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 15:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Last night I had a dream where I convinced charlotte church (don’t even fancy her) to snog me.
We were hiding behind some building and I convinced her that there was no paparazzi around. We have the snog and we hear a click coming from some bushes. She then flips out and says that it’s gonna be in the papers tomorrow and her boyfriend is gonna flip and kill me… alarm goes off.

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 16:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Dan Perry was in my dream last night, though I didn't see him -- he spoke to me through the tinted rear window of a white SUV, slowly following me as I walked down the sidewalk on my street.

At one point, the window rolled down a bit and Dan handed me an envelope that contained something very important, but I don't remember what it was now -- some information that was vaguely sexual, I think, but also esoteric & mystical.

― elmo (allocryptic), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 16:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Charlotte church is an ilx0r???!?!1/1//1//1?!?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 16:30 (eighteen years ago) link

i had a micro-ilx dream last night. all that happened was, I wrote a sentence that didn't make sense. Somebody replied "Let's all hate Ste, he is NOT ONE OF FOUR"

smallest dream ever!

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 16:32 (eighteen years ago) link

I had a dream I yelled at Alex in NYC at some instore type thing.

Was there pistol-whipping involved perchance?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 16:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Charlotte church is an ilx0r???!?!1/1//1//1?!?

i can't say for sure!

didn't realise it had to be about ILXors, thought it was general.

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 17:12 (eighteen years ago) link

omg DAn is OJ Simpson

― bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 17:15 (eighteen years ago) link

Last night I dreamed about ILX itself: it suddenly gained a feature called 'evolution' that let you save drafts of posts.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Sunday, 20 November 2005 08:48 (eighteen years ago) link

drafts? who has time? my important words must be hurled to the masses without haste!

― mimi in st. louis (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 20 November 2005 08:52 (eighteen years ago) link

i've never had an ilx dream though i've had an internet dream:
1ce dreamt my exgf sent out an email to a number of people asking what their favorite mirah song was, followed a few minutes later inviting people to a mirah listening party at this random fraternity at my school. ws all a bit weird to be honest and the worst part was when i woke up it was one of those dreams where youre not quite sure if it was real or a dream so as you can imagine i was rather quick to check my email

― nervous (cochere), Sunday, 20 November 2005 08:53 (eighteen years ago) link

exgf in dreamt cif shockah apparently

― nervous (cochere), Sunday, 20 November 2005 08:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Last night I dreamt that Onimo turned up at my house extremely drunk with two hospitality tickets for some crap Second Division football match that I had no interest in going to and insisted he'd got them specially because he knew I wanted to go. He seemed so pleased with himself. Thing was, I'd been discussing with my husband how it looked like the worst match ever and why would anyone want to go, then Onimo just sort of materialised in my living room, I hadn't let him in or anything. What was especially weird was that I could actually *smell* the alcohol - I've had dreams that have translated into real life (waking up crying, phone ringing in dream = phone ringing in real life etc) but I've never noticed a *smell* manifesting itself in dreamworld.

― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 24 November 2005 20:50 (eighteen years ago) link

k so today i take a 2 hour nap and magically have a really intense dream involving Zurich (hipinioner and sometime ilxer). basically he gets shot outside one of the dorms here, and i have to go inside to get something to save him. but while i'm inside finding it he comes in and says he's fine. but once we're inside it's not our house, or a dorm, but some random house inside which some huge party is going on. somehow my nose gets broken, it's all flat and bruised and it hurts when i touch it

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ANY OF THIS MEANS

― nervous (cochere), Thursday, 24 November 2005 23:40 (eighteen years ago) link

You fell asleep face down? =)

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 24 November 2005 23:49 (eighteen years ago) link

haha maybe
i don't really remember

― nervous (cochere), Friday, 25 November 2005 02:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Argh, argh, argh! last night, I dreamed about snogging the same ILX0r as up there. I'm starting to get disturbed by this.

The rest of it was pretty standard stress dream, stuff, being naked in public, that kind of thing, but with the added extra stress nightmare of the BEING PHOTOGRAPHED kind. Bah, rub.

― -Stroke-Model (kate), Friday, 25 November 2005 08:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Was it me, Kate?

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 25 November 2005 13:38 (eighteen years ago) link

No, sorry.

― Sophisticated Boom Boom (kate), Friday, 25 November 2005 13:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Actually, I've just realised through re-reading the thread that I've had dream snogs and/or sex with ILX0rs four times now. One was with hstencil, one was with someone who can't stand me - who I now cannot remember who it was - and the other two were about the same person.

― Sophisticated Boom Boom (kate), Friday, 25 November 2005 13:41 (eighteen years ago) link

i'll dream about you to make up for it, M-by

― Sailor Kitten (g-kit), Friday, 25 November 2005 13:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh wait, no, I *DO* remember who it was. Bwah hah hah hah hah. That was bizarre.

― Sophisticated Boom Boom (kate), Friday, 25 November 2005 13:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Last night I dreamt that Onimo turned up at my house extremely drunk with two hospitality tickets for some crap Second Division football match

Ooh, I've been dreamt about! I must be getting close to circle jerk meta thread acceptance.

The weird thing is the only football match I'm ever likely to get freebie hospitality* tickets for is a crap 2nd division match as my several people I know are Morton shareholders and I occasionally drink with a bloke who might be a supporter's rep on the board..

What booze did I smell of?

*a pie and a can ay Tennents Lager

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 25 November 2005 13:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh hang on. Annoying drunken asshole tries to make you do things you don't want to do.

Dream analysis eh? Load of shit if you ask me haha.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 25 November 2005 23:11 (eighteen years ago) link

last night i dreamt that i was at a hockey game. (i often dream about hockey.) it was at an outdoor rink and the pittsburgh penguins were playing the montreal canadiens. the penguins were wearing blue sweaters, which they haven't done in 25 years. the rink was enormous, and the teams were playing like 11 a side.

the canadiens were absolutely killing the penguins, not least because bob from that 70's show was the pens' starting center. then i realized that ken c (whom i too have never met) was playing defense for the canadiens. after the game i went to the restroom and found ken washing up. i said, "hi ken! what's up with chu?" he didn't know i was an ilxor and we stared at each other uncomfortably until the piped-in music changed to the first song off that arcade fire record. and then i woke up.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Sunday, 27 November 2005 17:28 (eighteen years ago) link

i dreamt that i had agreed to marry an ilxor. then i was playing some gameshow with a wheel of fortune type word puzzle (a puzzle i didn't solve, which is driving me nuts) but it was inside an apt building, and somehow i had to go outside the building and ended up trapped on this spike-like protusion where i couldn't get back to the window and instead had to drop to the ground - which hurt my feet. by the time i got back, everyone had gone home. now i'm having coffee.

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 27 November 2005 18:29 (eighteen years ago) link

This was a few weeks ago but I had a dream that I was sitting in a bar with Jon Williams, stealing his smokes every time he turned his head. Then he got really agitated and we had to go start a verbal fight with Iron Chef Morimoto because Jon believed he was Carlos D. :( I don't know why I had this dream and I couldn't go back to sleep afterwards.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 28 November 2005 16:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Roy Keane was texting me last night in my dream by way of starting new threads in ilx, it was his birthday and as he was opening his presents he was telling me what he thought about them.

I remember his rather rattled but amused response to opening a gift to reveal 'googlemaps', "What fucking use is this to anybody?!" he snorted.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 1 December 2005 11:44 (eighteen years ago) link

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