I only just saw the picture of him tonguing down that aquatic thing, although I'm sure he's got his lips on some poor unsuspecting vaguely-phallus-shaped thing right now.
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 00:23 (sixteen years ago) link
PUTIN LUV U PLAYER Putin tells press he 'likes all Russian women'
― jergïns, Friday, 18 April 2008 18:50 (sixteen years ago) link
Vlad OTM
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 18 April 2008 18:52 (sixteen years ago) link
http://english.pravda.ru/russia/kremlin/18-04-2008/104951-putin_kabaeva-0
Controversial article in the Moskovsky Correspondent may lead to lamentable consequences for the newspaper
http://english.pravda.ru/society/showbiz/24-08-2006/84075-madonna_putin-0
It is rumoured that Madonna would like to talk to Putin about world problems
and of course
Putin easily mingles in animal world
― Milton Parker, Friday, 18 April 2008 19:01 (sixteen years ago) link
i was sure this was gonna be the onion but no:
Russia's Putin saves TV crew from Siberian tiger
MOSCOW (Reuters) - Prime Minister Vladimir Putin was feted by Russian media on Sunday for saving a television crew from an attack by a Siberian tiger in the wilds of the Far East.
Putin, taking a break from lambasting the West over Georgia, apparently saved the crew while on a trip to a national park to see how researchers monitor the tigers in the wild.
Just as Putin was arriving with a group of wildlife specialists to see a trapped Amur tiger, it escaped and ran towards a nearby camera crew, the country's main television station said. Putin quickly shot the beast and sedated it with a tranquilizer gun.
"Vladimir Putin not only managed to see the giant predator up close but also saved our television crew too," a presenter on Rossiya television said at the start of the main evening news.
― jergins, Monday, 1 September 2008 19:52 (fifteen years ago) link
he is a badass, scary tho.
― internet person, Monday, 1 September 2008 20:13 (fifteen years ago) link
Dude is like some fucked-up superhero. Ozymandias, but with brawn and less ability to watch 40 TVs simultaneously? I don't know.
wow wow wow
― Abbott, Monday, 1 September 2008 20:17 (fifteen years ago) link
Don't you think stories like that are nationalist plants?
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 1 September 2008 20:27 (fifteen years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/zscout370/02.jpg
― DavidM, Monday, 1 September 2008 20:56 (fifteen years ago) link
-- Abbott, Monday, 1 September 2008 21:17
russia must be made to stop its "giant exploding alien bee" program.
― internet person, Monday, 1 September 2008 21:04 (fifteen years ago) link
Nothing like a giant screen featuring a bored Putin to make a body get all makey-outey.
― Abbott, Monday, 1 September 2008 21:15 (fifteen years ago) link
The fact that so many women find Putin hot kind of diminishes my hope for humanity, but I guess a lot of women probably feel the same way about dudes finding Sarah Palin hot.
― Hurting 2, Monday, 1 September 2008 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link
I never understood whether the original story means that Putin kissed the boy the way a person might kiss a kitten, or the way that a kitten kisses. Neither really make much sense, I guess.
― dowd, Monday, 1 September 2008 21:24 (fifteen years ago) link
http://lh5.ggpht.com/smilehosting/RfkJsw-0oSI/AAAAAAAAAD0/3vHuXSJnDBc/putin_kim.jpg
― DavidM, Monday, 1 September 2008 21:28 (fifteen years ago) link
Or he kissed a boy whom he found to be kitten-like
― Hurting 2, Monday, 1 September 2008 21:31 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah I assume that story is at least exaggerated, but the fact that it's appeared at all is fucking bizarre.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 1 September 2008 21:34 (fifteen years ago) link
clearly putin is putin and the boy is the kitten.
― Super Cub, Monday, 1 September 2008 22:12 (fifteen years ago) link
this tiger nonsense is an allegory
― Just got offed, Monday, 1 September 2008 22:14 (fifteen years ago) link
the beast is america
or possibly Georgia...
― Dr. Superman, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 06:18 (fifteen years ago) link
anyway, TAKE THAT CHERRY TREE!
i know putin's kinda evil and all but i would vote for him in a heartbeat imo
― cankles, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 06:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Sometimes I felt like that about Cheney in 2004. Pure, unadulterated evil - but competent evil. Evil that knows it's evil. Compared to Bush/Kerry/Edwards, that was kind of a nice change.
― milo z, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 06:23 (fifteen years ago) link
I think Putin secretly admires, and agrees with Jack Kerouac:
"Frightening ravishing mysterious beings concealing their sex Pieces of the Buddha-material frozen and sliced microscopically in Morgues of the North Penis apples going to seed The severed gullets more numerous than sands Like kissing my kitten in the belly, the softness of our reward."
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 06:39 (fifteen years ago) link
Putin shot a tiger in the face 'like a kitten'
― Dan I., Tuesday, 2 September 2008 07:39 (fifteen years ago) link
Just in: Gary Glitter accepts Kremlin Cabinet post. "Tigerphilia? That's my kind of people!" quipped the ex-"glam" rocker en route to the airport at 300 mph, pursued by a panting Jacqui Smith screeching "Stop him! He hasn't paid his dues!"
Quipped Holly Johnson: "Putin passed over my extensive experience? Harrumph!"
― Marcello Carlin, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 08:35 (fifteen years ago) link
GREATEST THREAD TITLE EVER
― VeronaInTheClub, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 16:48 (fifteen years ago) link
One must first taste the child to make sure it's fresh, then gut it and roast it long and slow....
― Child of the 70's-80's, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 17:49 (fifteen years ago) link
IRL lolz
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 17:51 (fifteen years ago) link
hahaa
― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 18:29 (fifteen years ago) link
ok if i had to love a man it might be himhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1071392/Macho-Putin-releases-Lets-learn-judo-Vladimir-DVD.html
― h.i.m. (jergins), Thursday, 9 October 2008 00:00 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/putinjudo.jpg
― h.i.m. (jergins), Thursday, 9 October 2008 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link
дзюдо
yeah i really like vlad, thought i was the only one jergy!
― lil yawne (harbl), Thursday, 9 October 2008 00:05 (fifteen years ago) link
He kissed me and it felt like a kitten
― Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Thursday, 9 October 2008 00:35 (fifteen years ago) link
The cool thing is that it's not a gimmick, and that he's totally qualified to make a judo tutorial video.
― Dan I., Thursday, 9 October 2008 00:42 (fifteen years ago) link
no the cool thing is that he is the boss of russia
― the valves of houston (gbx), Thursday, 9 October 2008 00:46 (fifteen years ago) link
vald putin told me he is qualified to make a judo video therefor he is qualified to make a judo video when i looked into his eyes i saw four letters j-u-d-o
― joseph sixpack (ice crӕm), Thursday, 9 October 2008 00:57 (fifteen years ago) link
oh man I wish this story had broken before last night and someone had asked McCain what he thought of Putin's judo video
― Like sicking a little bit of water into my mouth (HI DERE), Thursday, 9 October 2008 02:07 (fifteen years ago) link
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/12/04/world/05russia_650a.JPG
― Manchego Bay (G00blar), Friday, 5 December 2008 00:25 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/14/article-1115882-030DD6F1000005DC-835_233x271.jpghttp://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/14/article-1115882-030DD7A0000005DC-89_468x286.jpg
― looking for a real life bromance (vermonter), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 16:51 (fifteen years ago) link
Putin paints picture 'like a kitten'
― ^likes black girls (HI DERE), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 16:56 (fifteen years ago) link
also hahaha I missed G00blar's pic before now, what the hell
― ^likes black girls (HI DERE), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 17:01 (fifteen years ago) link
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/01/14/business/14gazprom-650.jpg
― Gorgeous Preppy (G00blar), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 17:40 (fifteen years ago) link
the man simply cannot take a bad picture
hahahaha
also, this:http://www.nylamatuk.ca/kittens_kissing.jpg
― warmsherry, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 17:51 (fifteen years ago) link
putin passes gas 'like a kitten'.
― t**t, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 20:31 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/02/06/vladimir.putin.abba.fan/index.html
― nosotros niggamos (HI DERE), Friday, 6 February 2009 18:09 (fifteen years ago) link
This is the kind of batshit insanity I can get behind.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 6 February 2009 18:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Putin denies dancing to Abba hits
― Alba, Friday, 6 February 2009 20:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Russian President Dmitry Medvedev, who succeeded Mr Putin last May, is a well-known fan of British band Deep Purple.
lol what the hell does this have to do with anything
― nosotros niggamos (HI DERE), Friday, 6 February 2009 20:03 (fifteen years ago) link