I am drunk

Lime juice makes my throat teh sore. I had three margaritas and while I was only mildly tipsy, I had a closing-up sore feeling in my throat. So I switched to beers.

ooh i just bought lime juice tonite. lol

beer with lemon = yum

I've had a little bit of beer! I didn't think it tasted very good...almost as bad as coffee.

Coffee<<<Bud Light<<Boulevard<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Orange Soda

heavens!

You're home already too?? I guess your trip is shorter than mine.

Hi ilx I just came hoem from a party where there were people there I theoretically could've have spawned. I was surprised to find how adept at keg-draining thesre young foke were. Now I'm nome where beers are and 16 year olds aren't haha. groan.

There were onther old farts besides me there but they were awful.

16yrolds are so fascinating

It is 4 in the morning the birds are chirping a gentle rain is descending. Best time of morning. I am going back outside.

I am spectacularly drunk.

^()

There were steins. Very large steins of beer. All AFTER the two pitchers of margaritas.

How am I home?

Maria, you must give more than that. . .

now i'm not drunk no mo, just sleepy
uh, i'm
a mother
a mover
a short and round shaker
bugged by the tree-munching caterpillars defoliating the oaks here

fact: i opened this thread last night, while drunk, and fell asleep on the couch before even getting to the bottom

I woke up with this thread on my laptop and a huge feedback whine from my stereo where i'd inexplicably ripped out the cables. Dere god my head.

omg

i actually woke up and played tennis... so overdue. nice day out, with just the right amount of gray --> rain later

I need to get drunk: my laptop's hard drive crashed. I drove to work just so's I can back up the files I got here. God, I need a G&T.

I woke up with this thread on my laptop and a huge feedback whine from my stereo

hahaha.

I had no hangover but we did sleep until 10 yesterday. Sleeping late always makes me sleepy for the rest of the day.

Monday morning, no alcohol, now off to get a latte.

1 Maker's Mark + 1 empty stomach = HI DERE I IS LITEWEIGHT

i made fun of an italian for packing it in after 6 beers the other night (ie how many i had had before leaving the house)....maybe i should think about cutting back? i'd save like a billion dollars!

I am shocked -- shocked -- at all of you.

I am so shocked I Am about to get food + 1 more Maker's Mark + WoW

Yes, my shock and dismay are driving me to teh WW for MNDC.

if i had six beers before i left the house, i wouldn't be able to leave the house.

And if you don't know what that means you haven't visited NYC on a Monday.

XP

HI THERE ME GETTING INTO RETARDED FIGHTS WITH EX(?) GIRLFRIEND AND THEN DRINKING BEERS

yeah, but this is marlboro country, Mr Que

right now i am going to go watch hockey with my buddy Glen and dollars to donuts that he puts down 2-3 pitchers all on his lonesome

i should have eaten a meal today and i would be less drunk

damn maybe i should go buy some knob creek? was gonna be good during the week again but the second i read 'maker's' i got the itch to sip some bourbon.

the other night i convinced a friend not to send a manipulative text message to an ex (which would have been his second of the night). i'm so proud of my drunk personal skills! also found out said friend wanted to make out with me, but given the situation nothing happened, which i am not sure whether to regret or not.

the decision whether or not to make out is always one fraught with peril

well it was kind of political and i wasn't drunk enough to ignore it.

i love eating meals after ur too drunk, u know like the mornin after

the morning after meal

rules

making out is in the short term always a decent idea

teh WW for MNDC.

the Walla Walla for My Nice Drunk Car???

(yeah dark rum love tonight)

HAI I AM DRUNKAH I had some rum with doctor pepper and am pleasantly buzzed (3 shots of rum; am about 140 pounds); and now my ambiguously gay friend is coming over with a case of Piels and I shall drink more.

and earlier i tried to make mojito but it turned out bad bad :/

whats up ilx, i could be drunker but I'll count my blessings

It is a chilly sunny Saturdee arvo here and I'm alone so I am drinking some wine and playing Depeche Mode and writing music and chillin out. Good times.

Beer over here. Some and then more.

As is correct!

mai tais at work today to celebrate the end of the season, then margaritas with the sister and family, and now beer at home with lxy. yep. but not drunk?!? just full. (we need a 'i am not drunk i just ate and drank too much' thread)

I'm drunk-ish, but before my last beer I knocked over a barstool at a local in the process of getting up and walking out to smoke. I blame the fact that I biked down here and had lost the feeling for how much propulsive force was too much.

i'm not really that drunk. i had half a bottle of wine and three pints. i guess i'll smoke w33d and watch RAD?

RARGH WHY DOES I NOT HAS WEED.

There's nothing like a classic slow-motion flatland/gym/prom sequence

xpost that is

i remember seeing this for the first time

bicycle boogie! dance-offs! "what happened to my eyes??! that is NOT bart taylor!!!!!"