recently on ILX Dreams...

anyway, this has nothing to do with ilx dreams, so we might get told off.
i guess we need a "this is the thread where jaymc comes home drunk and g-kit sits at work being all grumpy"

a. me getting indicted for beating jerry falwell to death---at a busch gardens.

b. weird al yankovic and sheryl crow rubbing tits together in a high rise building...hand cuffed.

That is something the Munster man has not avoided in the past, indeed he has been a part of a see-saw battle for the Ireland No 10 shirt down the years with David Humphreys.

The San Diego-born O'Gara has certainly been winning the fight of late though, being the first-choice since impressing in last year's Six Nations as he helped Ireland win the Triple Crown.

O'Gara shot onto the European stage in the 2000 Heineken Cup as he inspired Munster to the final - and the Irish selectors sat up and took notice.

He was frustrated by injuries and a loss of form in the summer of 2002, allowing Humphreys to edge him out of the Ireland side, but now he is back firing on all cylinders.

A solid goal-kicker, probably only Jonny Wilkinson is better, and a shrewd playmaker, it is great to see the Munster man back where he belongs – on the biggest stage of all.

-- Forest Pines (il...), October 17th, 2005.

That was a fairly accurate representation of me at Poptimism on Friday night.

Ah well, that's two ILxors who think I'm better looking than the Stottmeister... :-)

Part Two:
I went home and I was there relaxing on the couch with my hubs and one of our dogs and for some reason Jeff was still there. He was talking in the bathroon when there was a loud knock on the door and 6 people walked in, male and female, and they announced that they were going to kill us. There was a Christmas movie playing on TV that featured singing pieces of asparagus. Jeff suggested I take a butcher knife and slit the throats of our would-be assailants, so I killed them all, one by one. When we had about 6 dead bodies on the floor Jeff said "Well, I better go -- see you guys later" and we had a huge argument about whether or not it was his idea to kill the people and whether or not he owed it to us to help us clean up the mess. The asparagus started singing again and I woke up.

Seemed like it took forever to get out of that place. Do not visit Ned at his Boston home.

which is interesting, because i've never actually met him.

anyway: he was sitting by the side of the road in a souped-up renault 4, with an american bloke in the passenger seat who i recognised as an ILX0r (fuck knows who it was, though).

i told him i thought his car was topp; he said he hated it. i tried to tell him how you could take all the bodywork panels off and service it yourself, but i woke up before i could finish.

it was me!

At one point, the window rolled down a bit and Dan handed me an envelope that contained something very important, but I don't remember what it was now -- some information that was vaguely sexual, I think, but also esoteric & mystical.

smallest dream ever!

Was there pistol-whipping involved perchance?

i can't say for sure!

didn't realise it had to be about ILXors, thought it was general.